The latest online buzzwords? Don't say what you said? Don't talk nonsense, okay

1, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

2, where to fall, where to get up ... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!

3, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter."

4, don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

5. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

6, the first love is infinitely beautiful, just hanging early.

7. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

9. My heart is broken and I hold it out like dumpling stuffing.

10, the world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be innocent for?

1 1, I don't even believe in punctuation.

12, 2B is not only a pencil, but also you.

13, I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

14. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

15, fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

16, I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

17, even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

18, the world belongs to us, to our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren!

19, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

20, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

2 1, protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. ...

22, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID. ..

Don't worry, I won't tell you if I kill you.

24. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it's just easy to move and everything is paste.

25, I thought you began to decadent, only to find that you have no heart.

26. Women nowadays, if you are the one during the day, let bullets fly at night. Therefore, there are many orphans of Zhao.

27. Waiting for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

28, someone spilled oil on you and said to you: Don't worry, it's all automatic, what do you do? -Beat him for kidney deficiency and tell him, "Don't worry, there are six kinds of Dihuang pills to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar."

29. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

30, if I'm really fine, why don't you?

3 1, love is a glass of wine. I carefully held it to my beloved, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.

32. Women in the new century: get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, write the code, find the abnormality, kill the Trojan horse, climb the fence, drive a good car, buy a new house, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans. ..

33. Playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically ...

34, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

35. In the workplace, I should, like Conan, have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

36. True love is like a UFO, only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

39. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

40. Please tell the prince that I am still on the way through difficulties, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons, handsome guys ... and tell him to go back to sleep.

20 1 1 latest online buzzwords

1. I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to send me messages all the time!

2. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy!

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

6. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil. ...

7. You think you are redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant!

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

9. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

10. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.

1 1. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

12. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

13. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

14. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

15. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

16. It's not that I don't fold quilts. The main reason is that I miss the past very much, that is, I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

17. After the two broke up completely, every year on each other's birthday, either party sent a message to send a blessing, proving that although we broke up, I still remember you, even your birthday. It's totally unnecessary bullshit. Do you regard people as martyrs' cemeteries?

18. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

19. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky for wine ... the sky says, go away, I'm too busy to talk to you. Go and see the weather forecast yourself!

20. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you looked back and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

2 1. I'm here to shout in a low-key way that I don't have time to participate in your past and I don't want to participate in your future.

22. There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

1, average me, average light, average you and me.

2, no love, no love, goodbye, don't say that we can't get along.

3. Being single-minded is not to like only one person all your life, but to be single-minded when you like one person.

You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other. You can't be enemies after breaking up, because you loved each other.

5, SMS can't hear the tone, and the phone can't see the expression. Actually, I'm not angry. You are serious. I am laughing, you can't see;

6. Don't think you are strong. When you are really hurt, you realize how fragile you are.

7. Listen to your favorite songs quietly and look at your favorite people from a distance.

8. Love only comes when you are sad, and only when you are lonely.

9. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

10, why not say love? If you lose something, you can't get it back.

1 1, everyone will be tired, and no one can bear everything for you. Tired, put your heart on the shore …

12, I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I want to leave you, even longer than a long time …

13, a person can like many people and be liked by many people, but in the end he can only choose one and be loyal to this choice.

14, no one is who, no one is who's passer-by, no one can keep who's heart, no one can own who.

15. If you are willing to give up, you will gain something, forget what should be forgotten, give up what should be given up, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

16, like is faint, love is deep. I heard that happiness is very simple, so simple that it will be diluted as soon as time goes by.

17, love, not looking for it when it is lacking, nor changing it when it is tired.

18, if you like someone very much, keep your friends at arm's length, so that you will never lose …

19. If you want to love, please love deeply. If you don't love, please go away.

20, life school ... class is over ... school is over ... holidays; Vacation ... graduation ... old ... regret ... death. ...

2 1, I like myself now and miss us in the past. Don't miss, don't miss, miss can't go back.

22, be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

23. The whole world is pretending, except me. Before you left, I took the initiative to go out.

24. Happiness is disguised to others.

25. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is there, and don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

26. There are too many helplessness in our life, which we can't change and can't change. To make matters worse, we have lost the idea of change. ...

27. If you see life for the first time, why be sentimental? Say goodbye, maybe I will never see you again …

28. You can't pretend to be a couple in a couple's costume. Not all lovers in the world can be together.

29. How I want to grow old with you carelessly.