Interesting classmates

Gambling is a game as well as a game. In casinos, people will naturally show their true colors and pure temperament.

? In the 1980s, the chips we bet on were generally related to food. Zhang Jiandong was quite depressed when he lost a small bottle of champagne in a bet. Small champagne was the most popular drink of the year, and a bottle was about one or two yuan.

Looking at a bottle of ink on the table, he suddenly thought, "Who dares to drink this bottle of ink?" I bet ten dollars! "Three years in junior high school, I haven't had ten dollars in pocket money. This chip is a bit big.

Hao Liwen crooked his mouth and asked, "Are you serious?"

"Really!" Zhang Jiandong replied categorically.

Hao Liwen grabbed the ink, lifted his neck and gulped it down, just like drinking a small bottle of champagne.

His stomach is full of ink, even his tongue is green.

Second, hold the moon in your arms.

Wang Libo and Zhang Suling grew up naked together, which can be said to be childhood friends.

In the fourth grade, the students privately paired up and said they were daughters-in-law and became a family.

Wang Libo must be very happy in his heart, and at the same time he really "loves" Zhang Suling.

On this day, physical education class, Wang Libo stood in the back row, and Zhang Suling lived in the middle, just standing in front of him. The students were swinging their arms and lifting their legs when Wang Libo suddenly rushed up and picked up Su-ling Zhang with a strange smile on her face.

If you have love in your heart, you must dare to express it. Wang Libo is a role model for everyone.

Third, draw lots.

When people encounter difficulties and can't make a decision, they often make a choice by drawing lots. Pessimists say that this is resigned; Spiritual people believe that this gives the right to choose to the box of intuitive wisdom, and the subconscious will let them get what they want.

The class meeting of Class 872 to select the "three good students" in the first semester was carried out in an orderly manner under the leadership of the head teacher Li Zhiqiang. Zhang Jianmin looked around the class and felt that everyone had a chance to be a "three good students". In other words, he doesn't agree with Mr. Li's selection criteria and methods.

On a whim, he wrapped the whole class in a small paper ball. He grabbed a handful and threw it on the table, and the "three good students" had it at hand.

Miss Li came up quietly: "Zhang Jianmin, what are you doing? ! "

He plausibly said, "I think everyone can be a' three good students' ..."

Miss Li's face is crooked with anger. He grabbed Zhang Jianmin and pushed hard into the classroom: "You chose' Miyoshi' sweetly! Go, go, go, let's go to the academic affairs office! "

Later, Xu and other students carried forward the "Zhang's lottery method"-when multiple-choice questions could not be made, four small paper balls were thrown in front of them and the answer came out.

Fourth, have a taste

? High school students eat like marching and fighting. Come early, cook a bowl of hot rice easily, come late, sweating at the window. Early enthusiasm and late fitness have their own advantages.

? When the bell rings, it is the wisest choice to run to the restaurant window with a bowl in hand.

Latecomers have their own beauty. You can search your classmate's bowl with a spoon first, maybe you can taste a small piece of tofu or a small piece of thin meat, or at least a hot soup, and then decide whether you want to have dinner together.

? Although I don't like people begging for a piece of food in my bowl, I still do as the Romans do after I get used to it.

? This morning, when Li arrived at the restaurant outside the playground, he had already served a bowl of steaming noodles. Wax gourd slices float in the rice soup, looming.

"Why is it clear soup and scanty water?" I muttered in my heart, but my eyes were looking for the goal of "tasting" The young man with me started to act. He picked up the steel spoon and poked it into Li's bowl. Li chewed rice in his mouth and carefully avoided it with a bowl. The steel spoon grabs the target and stirs it in the bowl.

"There is meat here!" After saying his word, with a "wow", the soon-to-be-successful classmate opened his mouth and exclaimed.

A little mouse more than an inch long swam out of Li's bowl.

Five, falling from the sky

? Cui Lianhe is the first in Class 873, and also an athlete in the school.

? Rainy day is the clearest weather in athletes' hearts. It really rained heavily that day!

Trillian slept until noon. After lunch, some students returned to the dormitory. If the pressure of the lower body drainage facilities is not too high, he can sleep until dark.

The dormitory is on the third floor, and the toilet is in the southwest corner of the playground. When it rains heavily, lazy people have their own clever tricks. Cui Lianhe brought the packaging bag of Tian Fang brand instant noodles, which only relieved some drainage pressure. He carefully opened the window and used the power of his long arm to let the "instant noodles" with a makeover slip away from the plane on the third floor.

Cui Lianhe sat comfortably by the bed, eating the steamed bread brought back by her classmates and chatting with us.

The bedroom door was kicked open with a bang. Zhang Shuiyan rushed in doubtfully. She pointed her finger at Cui Lianhe: "Who is it? ! You did a good job! "

The bedroom suddenly quieted down.

Six, a pack of cigarettes

It takes about five or six minutes to walk from the north campus to the south campus.

Zhou Xiping rode a broken bicycle and swaggered to the South Campus. Now it looks like driving an Audi Q7. Zhou Xiping has the demeanor of a postman on an ancient post road. He parked his "mount" at the gate of Nanda, and ran away smartly regardless of whether the broken car and the tall south gate were harmonious or not.

He turned around and came back, but the stroller was gone. The car was locked in the gate by the security guard. According to the doorman's regulations, he has to pay a fine of ten yuan to push the car out.

Our monthly living expenses are only 100 yuan, and a fine of 10 yuan is not a small amount. Someone reminded him: "buy a pack of cigarettes for the doorman!" " "

I bought Butterfly cigarettes back. The more Zhou Xiping thinks about it, the more wronged he is, and he is unwilling to submit. He tore a small hole in the cigarette case, took out the cigarettes one by one, and then stuffed more than ten pieces of chalk, only stroking a few cigarettes at the edge of the hole.

Xi-ping zhou smiled and respectfully handed the security guard a cigarette. The security guard shirked and did not accept cigarettes. So he slipped the pack of cigarettes into the security guard's pocket.

Zhou Xiping got on his bike and, like the Monkey King, turned around and left the "worse place".

Seven, visit here.

Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan violated school discipline and were ordered to go home to reflect.

Reflection is ok, but you don't have to go home. Iron-blooded men always report good news to their parents instead of bad news.

The two of them went to the balcony palace of Wuwangshan, the holy land of Taoism. The beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers washed away many troubles in their chests. Xue Weiguo is full of pride and poetry. He began to write four poems, which were signed by Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan from Jiyuan No.4 Middle School. It was September 9 of a certain year.

On September 10, Teachers' Day, leaders of Jiyuan No.4 Middle School led some teachers to visit the balcony palace. The traces of Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan's going home to reflect suddenly came to light.

On September 1 1, after the morning exercises, Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan were secretly taken to the front desk at the teacher-student training meeting of the whole school.

The "crime" of the two men is the "crime" of violating the regulations on administrative penalties for public security and destroying national cultural relics.

? He is better than you.

Zhang Jianmin was a very young student when he entered high school. When he returned to school in the summer vacation of his freshman year, his classmates found that he was as tall as 180CM.

With the increase of hormones in the body, he began to have a strong interest in female classmates.

He fell in love with a girl.

On the night when there were few stars, he asked this beautiful girl out. He walked around aimlessly and finally confessed to the girl.

The girl pondered for a moment and said slowly, "He is better than you …" Then she said the name of the male classmate.

The girl has someone else in her heart. Zhang Jianmin's mind suddenly went haywire.

In order to save the last trace of dignity of a man, he asked, "What's wrong with me?"

"You are very kind, but he is better than you!" The girl gave him a resounding answer.

? gain two ends at once

After graduating from college, I joined Benyue Group Xingjin Aluminum Co., Ltd. through relationships. During my internship, I was a saw worker in the extrusion workshop, with a monthly salary of 300 yuan.

Yang Shuili's classmates came to see me in the factory and encouraged me when they saw me working so hard.

"I work at leisure, but you get more than one hundred yuan a month than me! We are still young. Compared with others, at least we work in a formal enterprise. " Trick or treat "said, first do a good job of the present reputation, and then make other plans later." "

I have never been on a blind date, so I made a request to Yang Shuili: "When you are on a blind date, take me with you and let me experience the taste of a blind date."

When Yang Shuili went to Li Si for a blind date, I ran after him, as if he were rushing for an exam.

On the way back, he talked about the blind date experience:

"When we first met, she asked me how much I earned, just like checking accounts. I would never want such a girl! In order to ensure a foolproof blind date, you can learn from the method of catching sparrows in winter, sprinkle a few handfuls of rice and put more sieves, and you will always get something. "

When I accompanied him on a blind date for the second time, I had resigned from Benyue Group and worked as a manager in a food enterprise.

When we arrived at zhecheng county Education Office, it was already dark. Yang Shuili went to the second floor to pick up the girls, and I stayed in the corridor. Less than twenty minutes later, an old man came out of the room and asked me what I was doing here. I told him the truth, I came here on a blind date with my friends, and then went downstairs. After a while, Yang Shuili came out.

When we went to Tunjun, he smiled wryly: "I took it twice this time. I thought that if the east is not bright and the west is bright, I always have to bring a bird and a half. Now not only the rice is gone, but also the birds have flown away. "

It turned out that he went on a blind date a few days ago and met his parents. He was chatting with a girl today, and the old man I was chatting with came into the room. He is none other than the father of the girl he dated two days ago.

Ten, hide and seek

One morning in the winter of the fifth grade, I got up after five o'clock. I first called Wang Sanqiang next door, and then called Zhu Xiaowen who lived behind the school with my partner.

Zhu Xiaowen told me the day before that he lived in his bungalow. Arriving at his door, we suddenly wanted to play a trick on Zhu.

We crept to the door of the bungalow and gently pushed the door open. The room is so dark that I can't see anything. We groped for a corner of the quilt separately and suddenly opened it.

We crouched down and hid at the foot of the bed. We caught up with Zhu Xiaowen. Stopped for ages, we just heard a trembling voice:

"Who are you? I'm always cold ... "

We let out a cry of horror, picked up the quilt, covered it and ran out.

It was Zhu Xiaowen's grandmother who fell asleep in the bungalow.

Eleven, a "cow" list

Niu Jianjun slept in the upper bunk when he entered high school. The sheets he brought were large, folded and spread on the bed.

There are many junior high school students in Class 873, and I mostly stay in the dormitory of Class Three after class. At that time, washing clothes was a secret thing. It turns out that you only washed a pair of pants, and you can't get out of the dormitory with a washbasin. Zhou Xiping lost his clothes, and Niu Jianjun stuffed a coat ... Amazingly, when you squatted by the pool, the washbasin was already full. Later, I learned that these students didn't wash clothes before they came to high school. They are the "little emperors" in the family and spoil them.

Small clothes can be hitchhiked, big sheets and the like, and no one wants to fight.

? Niu Jianjun came up with a wonderful way to avoid washing sheets: only one sheet was used in one semester, and then it was turned up next semester. When his head is used up, he uses his tail. In three years of high school, he succeeded in attacking without even washing the sheets once.

When Niu Jianjun left school, he picked up the greasy "Zhang You" that accompanied him for three years and threw it from the third floor.

? 2016101October 7th