A collection of 50 humorous quotes about making fun of yourself for gaining weight

The humorous mood of making fun of myself for gaining weight (Part 1)

1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth too, so that I won’t eat anything? Gained weight.

2. I have drifted away and never looked back on the road to gaining weight. I lie in bed and eat chocolate at this time in the evening.

3. The only way to withstand the cold winter is to reserve fat. I mean I gained weight again.

4. I think there is no need to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there are still four months to heat up!

5. People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

6. The epidemic will be over soon. I don’t want to eat late-night snacks and instant noodles anymore. This trend of gradually gaining weight is not optimistic.

7. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.

8. Xiaoda, who says that she is not fat but only has a chubby face, is really cute. I want to take a bite of her cute bread face.

9. Fortunately, I had gained weight before, otherwise I would have felt like this evil wind would blow me away every minute, and I would have been tired even after walking a short distance.

10. As the saying goes, sooner or later you will have to pay back if you go out to hang out. If you eat too much midnight snacks, sooner or later you will have to gain weight to pay back.

11. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".

12. If I am still eating this thing at this point, I may think that I am gaining weight too slowly.

13. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, the first important thing is to eat and drink well!

14. I slap myself hard several times when applying toner every day! I hope it can be a little thinner.

15. Many people who cannot find a partner like to blame others, such as the fat chef or the ugly barber!

16. You promised to lose weight, forget it, you won’t gain weight after just one meal.

17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One of them asked me to eat midnight snacks, and the other made me midnight snacks every day. A humorous way of making fun of yourself for gaining weight (Part 2)

18. The people you like are thinner than you, and the people you hate are also thinner than you.

19. As long as you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match anything.

20. I cried. My face is getting fatter and my limbs are still too thin. Is this what weight gain looks like?

21. I was very thin before and I will be very thin in the future, so I have to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

22. I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that my weight will not allow me to do so.

23. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.

24. I don’t know what kind of devil I am, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored things. I really think I am not fat enough.

25. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.

26. We are fat people, fat people with overnutrition, it won’t hurt if we eat less!

27. Losing weight in summer is the only goal for girls! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

28. Didn’t you just gain weight yesterday? Why have you gained weight again today?

29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. At this moment, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

30. When people reach middle age and become fat, they get all excited when it comes to losing weight!

31. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

32. I can’t see my feet when I lower my head...

33. My beauty is unworthy of me.

34. If you are fatter than me, you will be recognized for your abilities. A humorous comment about making fun of myself for gaining weight (Part 3)

35. In this era of individuality, I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.

36. I always feel very hungry recently. Then eat a lot. I thought I had gained weight.

37. Every fat person has potential. You don’t know how beautiful you will be when you lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

38. You feed me, eat hard, no one wants you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

39. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your style? There is simply no one else like this! I think it’s totally ok!

40. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

41. If you are fat, you are fat. Changing your hairstyle is all in vain.

42. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

43. I feel like I am fat now. I am eating more and more and have no control at all. I can eat whatever I want!

44. With such a small distance, I can quickly roll across it.

45. The secret of being fat is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

46. I can afford it, and I am not as picky as thin people. I won’t eat this or do that;

47. When I was taking pictures at that time, I always thought I was fat and my waist Look at the thick flesh. Now I have developed feelings for this fat body.

48. Fat people are always updating their wardrobes.

49. Fat women like to wear a dark green sweatshirt and stand there like a mailbox.

50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "You have lost weight". Collection of self-deprecating feelings because I recently gained weight

Part 1 of self-deprecating feelings because I recently gained weight

1. I still haven’t gained weight this winter, but compared to I gained three pounds in October.

2. Life is like this, one wave after another. Treat allergies in spring, oil in summer, hair loss in autumn, dryness in winter, acne less often and wrinkles more often, and then you will fight against obesity for the rest of your life.

3. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs.

4. I feel like I am fat now. I am eating more and more and have no control at all. I can eat whatever I want!

5. Either lose weight or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can literally be life-threatening.

6. I can afford it, and I am not as picky as thin people. I won’t eat this or do that;

7. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight. Got a grip.

8. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

9. Fei Kuang was really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

10. I have gained weight recently. Met old classmates. The negative energy is a bit overwhelming. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

11. Xiaoda, who says she is not fat but only has a chubby face, is really cute. I want to take a bite of her cute bread face.

12. The child has gained weight and is becoming more and more cute.

13. The fat kid’s song of youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

14. The greatest happiness of a fat man is that he is still a fat man even if he eats too much.

15. Gaining weight at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. Every time I go out to eat, my grandma tells me I am fat. It is so difficult.

16. When applying toner every day, I will slap myself hard several times! I hope it can be a little thinner.

17. I keep my worries in my heart, no wonder I can’t lose weight.

18. Fat women like to wear a dark green sweatshirt and stand there like a postbox.

19. Every fat person has potential. You don’t know how beautiful you will be when you lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

20. My clothes seem to have eaten a little too much, and they have gained weight regardless of my feelings!

21. People are stunned because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

22. Treat me to something to eat when you miss me, and I’ll be there right away.

23. Yes, I am fatter than before, but I am also more open-minded. I can think of everything that I couldn’t think of before.

24. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, not having a partner, and lack of money. Part 2 of my self-deprecating mood because I have recently gained weight

25. Many people who cannot find a partner like to blame others. They blame the chef for being fat and the barber for being ugly!

26. Everyone says I am fat, but in fact I am just not obviously thin.

27. When you are so fat that you have two legs, one leg cannot hold up the other. My legs feel tired.

28. I don’t know what kind of devil I am, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored things. I really think I am not fat enough.

29. People are not afraid of getting fat, but they are afraid of being fat and uneducated!

30. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.

31. This is delicious too, and I really want it. It’s the time to gain weight again during the Chinese New Year, so sad.

32. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

33. Women always feel that they are too fat and other women are too thin.

34. Can you give me three months? I will appear twice as me before you again.

35. Fitness is hard, but having a healthy and beautiful body is fun. Being fat is bad, but gaining weight is fun.

36. I am already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and unable to look back.

37. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong.

38. My mother thinks I am fat and asked me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arms and felt that I am not hopelessly fat.

39. There is nothing wrong with being fat, at least it can warm other people.

40. Summer is here again, it’s time to work hard to lose weight! Do you have any like-minded friends?

41. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

42. I am fat because there are many things in my mind that make it difficult to lose weight.

43. Recently, I have become more and more dissatisfied with myself. I guess I have gained weight again. After all, I am full of flesh!

44. I’m not fat, I’m just not obviously thin.

45. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one. Don’t get on two people at a time.

46. After a month of confinement, I accidentally gained weight. The fat boy is not worthy of having a collarbone.

47. As soon as you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped two bars! Too fat.

48. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won’t gain weight if I don’t eat? Post a humorous comment about gaining weight on WeChat Moments

Post a humorous comment about gaining weight on WeChat Moments (1)

1. Big things at every turning point in life Losing weight has an ulterior motive.

2. In this era of individuality, I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.

3. Can you give me three months? I will appear twice as me before you again.

4. Pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

5. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt, blinding your eyes. Unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

7. “A tolerant woman” is me.

8. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is exquisite. A fat man is like a pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!

9. Stop trying to catch up with me. The calories you and I take in are not at all of the same order of magnitude.

10. It doesn’t matter if he’s shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he’s not like that. He has a big belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.

11. I have gained weight now, and my smile is not as beautiful as before. The only good thing is that the hug is warmer than before.

12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat. Haha, right.

13. The typhoon came, and the people and trees around him were blown away...

14. The life of a fat man is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

15. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two people at a time.

16. The secret of being fat is not how much or what you eat, but how you eat. You feel it.

17. Are you frightened by my light movements? hehe. Remember that fat is lighter than muscle.

18. God! If there is no way to make me lose weight! Just get fat my friends!

19. A fat man’s period is fatter than others.

20. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong. Post a humorous comment about gaining weight on WeChat Moments (2)

1. With such a small distance, I can quickly roll over.

2. Don’t call others... rough when you see them getting fatter!

3. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

4. I was very thin before and will be very thin in the future, so I have to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

5. The Fat Kid’s Youth Song is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

6. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

7. Everyone says I am fat, but in fact I am just not very thin.

8. No matter how fat I am, I have also been on the road to losing weight.

9. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

10. It may be heavier than Mount Tai, or it may be heavier than other mountains.

11. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs.

12. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly stuffed sausage, the meat all over her body was tight. At this moment, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

13. The greatest happiness of a fat man is that he is still a fat man even if he eats too much.

14. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say: "Grow up quickly, grow up quickly."

16. Eat for me, eat hard, no one will want you if you get fat. You, you are mine, I want you.

17. When you are broken up in love, let yourself gain weight, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

18. The fat man’s helplessness: looking at the small clothes of everyone.

19. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, can you believe it?

20. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb. Post a humorous comment about gaining weight on WeChat Moments (3)

1. My face has gained weight several times. Only when I look at my fat face do I feel blessed. I will work hard to make my life more complete.

2. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.

3. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

4. What’s missing? Neither of us knew clearly. People were stunned because they were fat, while I was angry because I was thin.

5. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

6. I want to become thin and light up all the obscene fat people.

7. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

8. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you two can sit on this board. cold? How could I be cold.

9. As long as you are thin, you can wear anything. If you are fat, you can wear anything.

10. It’s not us fat people who are too fat, but you

11. My three major shortcomings are: fat; fat; I can’t lose weight even though I’m so fat!

12. Fei Kuang was really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

13. My sister glanced at me and said, "Don't let the meat hear you."

14. I'm not fat, I'm just not obviously thin.

15. Those who cannot even retain nutrients are human dregs.

16. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.

17. You hugged me gently from behind, and I couldn’t even close my hands.

18. Only good-looking people are called green tea bitches, and I can only be called the Hulk.

19. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.

20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people! A humorous copy for a girl to post on WeChat to say she has gained weight

A humorous copy for a girl to post on WeChat saying she has gained weight

1. Achievements this year: gained 20 pounds , the bulging belly unlocks the greasy middle-aged man in advance.

2. People who like you never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

3. Look down at your own flesh, it’s so tender that you can’t get rid of it.

4. She looks quite fat, but even after taking off her clothes, she is still quite fat.

5. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

6. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and lack of money.

7. After a month of confinement, I accidentally gained weight. The fat boy is not worthy of having a collarbone.

8. Many people interpret "Being generous" means "Being generous".

9. The people you like are thinner than you, and the people you hate are also thinner than you.

10. My face is so fat that I still comfort myself, hum, it’s not like I haven’t lost weight before.

11. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong.

12. I have lost weight before, and the thought of it makes me sad.

13. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

14. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

15. Love to eat is also a kind of art, so if you are fat, don’t stop me from pursuing art.

16. Unknowingly, I am greedy and gain weight again after I realize it.

17. If you are fatter than me, you will be recognized for your abilities.

18. Even though I have gained three pounds in a month and still eat less oil and less salt, I probably ate too many carbohydrates and need to control them.

19. I lost a lot of weight during the holiday. I also want to try the feeling of being without food at home, so that I won’t have to worry about losing weight.

20. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

21. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

22. A fat man cannot beat others or run away from them, so he naturally has a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, affable, and leisurely are all words that describe us fat people.

23. Many people who cannot find a partner like to blame others, such as the fat chef or the ugly barber! Part 2 of a humorous copy for a girl to post on her WeChat account saying she has gained weight

24. People who can’t control their mouths shouldn’t make a fuss about losing weight! Deserve it! Damn fat man!

25. If you eat too much sugar, you gain weight again. This is not called fat, but thick!

26. I’m not fat, I’m cute and bloated.

27. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. I worked hard to lose weight for half a year, but before I succeeded, I celebrated the New Year again.

28. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and cannot lose weight.

29. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. Now, it looks like a sausage that has been dried, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

30. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One of them asked me to eat midnight snacks, and the other made me midnight snacks every day.

31. I was simply too bloated. I ate too much sweet food. Forgetting bread, milk tea, egg tarts, and Oreo meringue rolls, I also had to eat chocolate and candies directly. I was still not fat enough.

32. The most dedicated thing in the world is the flesh on your body. No matter how much you neglect it, it will still never leave you!

33. A fat man wants to hold his belly and lose weight. He worries about food and drink every day. He goes to the hospital with a big belly and worries about losing weight when he is pregnant.

34. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

35. I have been living a very happy life recently. It’s great to have a carefree life. Even though I’m fat, I’m also a Scorpion girl. Come on, keep fit!

36. This child has gained weight and is getting cuter and cuter.

37. The woman is ugly and has no moral integrity. When I went on a blind date, it took a long time for the hero to arrive. When the woman saw that he was a fat man, she became angry: Fatty, ugly man! The male protagonist is also popular: At least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

38. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I am helping them complete their unfinished business.

39. I was so hungry that I could only hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

40. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

41. I am on the way to becoming fat and never look back. I lie in bed and eat chocolate at this time in the evening.

42. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

43. I’m fat again. Let’s drink some beer and eat a piece of twice-cooked pork to calm down.

44. A pair of trousers I bought last year turned out to be too short when I put them on this year. Then my dad said it was because I gained weight, so the trousers were stretched and became shorter.

45. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.

46. Gaining weight at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. Every time I go out to eat, my grandmother tells me that I am fat. It is so difficult. A collection of 50 lines of humorous copywriting about migrant workers who like to work for a living

A collection of humorous copywriting for migrant workers who like to work for a living

1. Workers are the souls of workers, and workers are all superior to others. Working hard is the way to go, and we all need to be hardworking people.

2. Finish the food in the canteen so that others have nothing to eat.

3. In fact, I have a little crush on you, but I have to work hard so I didn’t have time to say anything.

4. After all, there is nothing that a delicious meal cannot solve. If so, then eat two meals in a row. What should you eat in the morning? What to eat for lunch? What to have for dinner? What to drink for afternoon tea?

5. "That day in the cafeteria, I finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the cook."

6. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, the only moment when I cook makes me feel calm and relaxed.

7. "Through the Norwegian forest, frogs have a chance to become princes, and you will become outstanding. It is 6.17 in the evening. I am not Ma Siwei, I am a rice cook"

8. "If God had not given me a huge mouth, my esophagus would be like a long night, and the food will come"

9. It is difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to make eight bowls of rice, you only need one word I’ll treat you to dinner 7. In fact, I was moved, but it was important for you to do the work, so I didn’t say anything

10. I can tolerate the courier and people crowding around me after class, but I can let you go, but you competed with me for the meal, but you underestimated me, the Lightning Wolf

11. A rice cook has a soul, and a man is a man who is superior to others. Eat today, eat tomorrow, and the man who does the rice is the most energetic

12. Some people worry about exams, some worry about elections, but I am the only one I'm thinking, what will I eat later?

13. I think about myself three times a day: what to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon, and what to eat in the evening.

14. The rice cook has the soul of the rice cook. The rice cook has to use a basin to eat. The rice cook has energy. He can’t go in even after eating. The rice cook has a big appetite. He can eat the world with a big mouth. The rice cook loves. I feel sleepy, but I feel energetic as soon as it’s time to eat. If you want to ask which cook is the best, you and I are both the kings of cooks.

15. There are two dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way you work hard.

16. Those who don’t eat all join the women’s group. People like me who can only work can only join the Meituan.

17. It doesn’t matter whether you have white silk, black silk or lace, the only things in the eyes of a poor person are potato shreds, fish-flavored pork shreds, and green pepper pork shreds! Part Two of Humorous Copywriting about Workers Who Like to Work

18. A worker has a soul, a worker is a superior person, no matter what he does, he is the best worker

19. No When I'm cooking, I'm just thinking about you.

20. If you do not work hard today, your status will be unstable tomorrow.

21. "Some people worry about exams, some people worry about election campaigns, and only I, a loser, worry about what to eat every day."

22. Walking through the Norwegian forest, let me walk into your dream. The setting sun falls on my armor. The prince may not ride a white horse. Some people call the West Sea their home. It is nine o'clock in the evening. I am not Ma Siwei. I have grown fat by working too much.

23. People are like iron rice or steel. When eating, you must work hard to make it delicious.

24. The foodie is energetic and can’t get in even after eating

25. Mobilize the power of fans in the group, report the latest and most delicious food trends, and form a group to eat together .

26. I often think that this damn bell has delayed me from getting one more bowl of rice.

27. The rice in the hands is warmer than the boys’ hands.

28. Baby, I miss you so much. What? Don't want to work? Get out

29. You have to work quietly and become a fat man. After finishing the food in the cafeteria, others will have nothing to work for.

30. "I can't eat it if I like it, but I can eat well if I like you." ”

31. Life is not only about tasting sweets, but also about eating desserts.

32. The old man is brave and ambitious, so he can conquer hunger and be himself.

33. “You can do it to me, but you can’t do it to me.”

34. “If you don’t do it hard today, you will have no energy tomorrow. Just do it right. If you work hard, you will become a human being. As long as you have a steady diet, you will be great at playing games." Part 3 of the humorous copywriting of workers who like to work.

35. Young people don't talk about martial arts, and scholars only know how to work.

36. Play with people from similar family backgrounds. Do you want to beg for food together?

37. "Eat well, sleep well, live well, and hope that all your efforts in the past can fulfill your ideals and aspirations."

38. A person who works hard, a soul who works hard, and a person who works hard are all superior to others. , there is a problem if you don’t work hard but don’t take an active role in life!

39. “Some people love each other, some look at the sea, and some people eat seven or eight times a day and still can’t gain weight.”

40. “If you are hungry, do you need to eat? If you are sleepy, do you need to sleep? Do you like it? I want to fall in love."

41. The prisoner eats more every day and the more he sleeps, the more sleepy he becomes. This damn fine weather makes him want to go out and play.

42. "The prisoner loves to feel sleepy. I feel energetic after eating.”

43. The only thing I can’t let go of for the rest of my life is chopsticks

44. ——Marquez, “Love in the Time of Cholera”

45. "If you can't eat in the middle of the night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?"

46. Life is full of sorrows and sorrows, and happiness only comes from eating.

47. We want to cook quietly and starve everyone to death

48. “I was raped by my husband because I ate two extra grains of rice. I feel miserable and want to talk to someone. Listen to what is in your heart and listen to it.”

49. People who work for food tend to feel sleepy and don’t feel energetic until dinner time.

50. The king of sleepiness in class, the king of dry food in the cafeteria, and the king of loneliness in school, referred to as the king of kings.