What are the profound self-deprecating sentences?

Deep self-deprecating sentences are as follows:

1, sometimes I don't want to value myself, but my weight is not allowed.

Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair, but getting rich is easier than getting rich.

3. A woman's lack of talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

It's a fine day today. I stayed in the bedroom for a long time, ready to go for a walk in the study.

My life can be summed up in nine words: I want to do whatever I want with my salary, and the salary is naturally cool.

6. Try to live well, otherwise how will you face a new blow tomorrow?

7. After failure, there are fewer rights, less money, fewer friends and fewer relatives.

8. Don't introduce me to anyone. I've given up.

9. The reason why I am single: I originally liked a person; I like being alone now.