A humorous sentence describing a very cold mood

1． It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

2. I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

3. Winter is the most rogue, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

4. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

5. "Why do people in northern areas have more direct personalities?" "It's freezing cold, who has time to chat with you?"

6. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

7. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between the bed and outside the bed in winter.

8. When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she feels cold.

9． The weather is so cold that even a fart can be used to dry your hands.

Funny sayings about the cold weather, humorous sentences to describe the cold weather

10. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

11. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

12. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself, wear more clothes, etc. Either take care of me or use the money to buy me clothes.

13． Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

14. In summer, I feel like running naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

15． When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

16． It's cold, and every time I stay in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teachings: "Unless you can make money in bed, don't stay in bed."

17. It's cold. If you wake up from the cold at night, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

18． It’s time again to rely on courage to take off clothes, to rely on perseverance to wash clothes, and to rely on explosive power to get out of bed.

Funny sayings about the cold weather, humorous sentences to describe the cold weather

19. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

20. Winter is here. If you are afraid of the cold, you can crawl into the corner, because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can go to the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it is still cold, you can spin around, because there are 360 ??degrees. If it is still cold, you can go to Zhongli. Look for him, because people are searching for him thousands of times.