A collection of dynamic and funny pictures of funny blessing text messages on April Fool's Day

1. The little donkey said to the donkey’s mother: Mom, someone sent me a malicious text message before April Fool’s Day. Can I reply? The donkey’s mother said: Don’t be fooled, pigs only reply, it’s the donkey. We won't go back. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, If you can't smash it, your life will be in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my April Fool's Day gift to you.

4. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: Your wig is about to fall off...< /p>

5. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Snow in Saibei. Sorry, the cassette is gone.

6. Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fool's Day bacteria. Now the bacteria are uniformly dressed, full of energy, and lined up neatly, and they are passing through your body at a vigorous pace...

7. Until now that I have known you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart, except for you. , other people are just a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are... two piles of shit. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Dear user: Your mobile phone now has the cash withdrawal function. You only need to take out the SIM card and insert it into the cash machine. If the cash machine does not accept business, please use Hit the cash machine with your phone! Happy April Fools' Day!

9. China Mobile users: Due to network debugging recently, if your phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please throw your phone to the ground. , try to throw it as hard as possible, and the phone will return to normal after repeated several times. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Weather forecast: There will be RMB rain in this area tonight, there will sometimes be checks in the northwest, and there will be gold nuggets in some areas! The meteorological department reminds citizens to prepare large sacks and prepare to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

11. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called wonderful, a kind of yearning called longing, and a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages! Happy April Fool's Day.

12. Forward this text message 3 times, and you will have wealth; forward it 6 times, and you will have official luck; forward it 10 times, and you will have good luck; forward it 20 times, and you will spend 3 yuan. Money! Happy April Fools' Day.

13. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are Idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.

14. I saw you on the street. You were with a man. I could tell at a glance that he was not a good person. He kept slapping your butt behind you. I said to him angrily: Donkey driver in front of you, stop! Happy April Fool's Day.

15. I really want to leave this world with you and live in seclusion in a place with green mountains and clear waters. It's just you and me there, with a green grassland in front of us. When I have nothing to do, I lie on the grass and watch you eating grass tenderly! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. You are so cute, but you are so pitiful that no one loves you; you are really good-looking, and it is true that you look like this It's not your fault; you are a genius, a born idiot; you are temperamental, stingy and neurotic. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. It rains easily in every city, just like I will miss you wherever I go. Missing is a fruit that is both sweet and sour, especially at night. Full of memories with an uncertain mood, I miss you, I miss you, I want to beat you! Happy April Fool's Day.

18. It is true gold, never afraid of the raging flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is Haiyan, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, still staring at the text message stupidly !Happy April Fool’s Day.

19. If you were a comet, I would watch you every night; if you were a shooting star, I would wait for you every night; but unfortunately you are a gorilla, so I can only buy them at the zoo. The vote is up to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. My friends thought a lot last night, and after much thought, you were the coolest one. I searched for you hundreds of times in my dreams, but when I suddenly looked back, you were tied deep in someone else's donkey shed. , Cruel! Cruel! Please calm down after reading this! Happy April Fool's Day!

21. Give you a basket of fruits: There are gourds with your figure, watermelons with the shape of your face, strawberries with the shape of your nose, and you. The lychees of youth beans are like pistachios for your eyes, and the durian is like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool’s Day!

22. The weather is getting worse, and I am very concerned about you; I have to cover myself at night, Be careful of frozen feet; eat and chew bones, which will replenish calcium; don't call me bad, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

23. I have a poem that is known to many people in the world. If a fool reads this poem, he will know it. I know it, but I don’t know it. I knew you were a fool. If a fool hears his cell phone chirping, he must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day.

24. When the autumn wind rises, I will cut off all the autumn wind and give it to you; when the sun rises in the east, I will look for you among the mountains and rivers; if you run away, I will pursue you covered in stinky sweat; if I catch up with you, I will take my family to stew. You! Alas, it’s not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool’s Day!

25. I heard that your mice have moved and flies have entered the hospital. I just saw your cockroaches in the supermarket coming to buy freshener and bed bugs. I’m here to buy perfume too, buddy, just wash your feet! Happy April Fool’s Day!

26. Missing you brings a warm feeling; seeing you brings a painful expectation; loving you , is my lifelong pursuit; dreaming about you is my eternal feeling. In fact, beating you is where the happiness lies in my heart! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. I have a poem, which is known to many people in the world. If a fool reads this poem, he knows it if he knows it, and he doesn't know if he doesn't know it. You are a fool. I should have known that when a fool hears his cell phone chirp, he must be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day.

28. I really want to leave this world with you and live in seclusion in a place with green mountains and clear water. It's just you and me there, with a green grassland in front of us. When I have nothing to do, I lie on the grass and watch you eating grass tenderly! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a longing called There is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages. Happy April Fool's Day.

30. Bajie met Yue Lao and asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao said: She is a human and you are a monster. I am afraid that your child will be born as a human monster!

31. Chasing you, chasing you, I will chase you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; I will kiss you, I will kiss you. , just like an old man chewing corn.

32. The address book is being deleted. All information will be lost. Please wait...

33. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a smelly cesspool and crawled into it. Afterwards, you actually said: After all, we have lived in a good era, and even the cesspit smells good.

34. Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout loudly to the wild advertisement above, "My illness is cured."

35. Tang Monk took the three apprentices to take a rest. At that time, Tang Monk came to Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you still have time to read text messages!"

36. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friends. I said: There is no such thing in the world. More stupid than a pig. As a result, I lost, and it’s all your fault. Please treat me to a meal!! Heal my frustrated heart.

37. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw the words " A mental hospital.

38. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are beautiful like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are similar in everything. , no wonder everyone calls you...a beast!

39. You are cruel, you are cruel, you are so cruel; a person is thinner than a cucumber, not even three ounces of meat; the skin is thicker than a city wall, and cannonballs cannot penetrate; the heart is Smaller than the eye of a needle, you never suffer; love is thinner than paper, whoever you catch will be cheated!

40. I have something to ask you, can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? This Please don’t tell anyone about this. I didn’t want to trouble you, but I really can’t find anyone I trust. I am Saddam!

41. The person who received the message is an Egyptian mummy , the person who deletes the message is an African bedbug, the person who replies is a Rwandan wild boar, the person who doesn’t reply is a Thai ladyboy whose surgery was unsuccessful!

42. Forward this message 3 times and you will get rich; forward 6 If you forward it 10 times, you will be lucky; if you forward it 20 times, you will spend 3 yuan!

43. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, and a feeling called wonderful. Unspeakable, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!

44. The vast sky is for you to fly high, and the beautiful stories are for you to play, and kind children should chase them. Humor Send a short message to the little turtle!!!

45. In the early morning, you gently approached my bed and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes were always looking at me. , I really can’t refuse you? “Good boy, I’ll take you for a walk.”

46. No matter where you are, as long as you look up to the sky and smile, shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you. This article comes from Q Blessing Network

47. Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all of this is destined by God, pulling us both. I really want to say...what evil did I do in my previous life!

48. Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake and not deceived on April 1st, April Fool's Day, A quick guide to wisdom is provided. You can learn it by reading "￥$^^&&<" ten times in a row.

49. You are an intern in a mental hospital, and suddenly a mentally ill patient is chasing you with a kitchen knife. You turn around and run until you reach a dead end, thinking that this is the end. The patient says: I give you the knife, it’s your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

50. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight.

Happy April Fool's Day! Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was very stupid. When people asked him questions, he would only answer no. Have you heard of this story?

51. Ah! Your skin So lustrous, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

52. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. I didn't want to trouble you. Yes, but I really can’t find anyone I trust. I am Saddam! Happy April Fool’s Day!

53. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn’t thought of you, I would have noticed Can't. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

54. When horses and pigs encounter tigers, they turn around and run away. The pig ran slowly, and the horse shouted: "Stupid pig! How can you run fast with a mobile phone in your hand! Throw it away! Happy April Fool's Day!

55. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was very Stupid, when people ask him questions, he will only answer no. Have you heard this story?

56. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, and the fragrance you emit is so irresistible, it makes me bite hard. Take a bite, my dear, braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

57. That day I looked at your sexy body longingly, twisting naked in front of me and gently touching your skin. I couldn't resist your temptation: Boss , I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

58. I said: Every time I think of you, the stars will shed a tear. This is how the sea is formed. You said: You fart every time you miss me. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

59. When you see this text message I sent you, please bang your head against the wall. Do you see? The countless stars in front of you are the infinity I gave you. Blessings! Happy April Fool's Day!

60. Since I have known you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Apart from you, everyone else is just a pile of shit in my eyes, but You are different because you are...two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

61. My dear, I start to miss you again. My love for you is growing tremendously every day, because someone told me: the price of pork has increased, and you can sell it at a good price. !Happy April Fool's Day!

62. Pay attention, look to your left first, and then look to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

63. Sha Monk said I have 16 transformations! Bajie said I have 32 transformations! Wukong said I have 72 transformations! Tang Monk was furious: I didn't see a phone call from the transformation on the road to the west, and there are monsters there. Everyone is reading text messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fools' Day!

64. Everyone praises you for being handsome, but they just say you are bad! Everyone calls you their idol, but you know you are just someone to vomit on! Really I don’t know whether I created April Fools’ Day because I created you by mistake, or I created you because I was worried that no one would celebrate April Fools’ Day!

65. Do you know? I think about you every day and every night. you. Thinking while eating

66. Life is really tiring. I feel like falling asleep when I stand. I have to queue up to get on the bus. There is no flavor when eating. I get drunk easily when I drink. I am so tired when I go to work. Alas, I even send a message to my puppy. There is also a charge for text messages.

Happy April Fool's Day!