What are the short passages with one sound?

Shishi, a Shishi poet, was fond of lions and vowed to eat ten lions. Shishi always looks at the lion in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are in the market. It's time for Shi Shi to be in the market. He regarded them as ten lions and relied on the power of his arrows to cause them to die. His collection contains the corpses of ten lions, suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet, and the clan's envoys wiped the stone chamber. After wiping the stone chamber, Shi began to taste the corpses of ten lions. While eating, he realized that they were ten lion corpses, which were actually ten stone lion corpses. It is a matter of trial and error.

Vernacular and Problem Solving A poet named Shi lives in a house made of stone. He likes lions and vows to eat ten lions. Mr. Shi often went to the market to see lions. At ten o'clock, ten lions came to the market. At this time, Shi (also) happened to come to the market. The man named (Shi) looked at these ten lions and relied on the power of arrows to kill these ten lions. The man named Shi took the ten lions to the stone house. The stone room was damp, so Shi ordered the waiter to wipe the stone room. The stone house was wiped clean, and the man named Shi began to try to eat the ten lions. While eating, I realized that these ten lions were actually the carcasses of ten stone lions. Try to explain this.

The purpose of Mr. Zhao Yuanren's "History of Shi's Lion-Eating" was to protest against the pinyinization of Chinese characters proposed in the early 1950s. It is said that in the early 1950s, some people proposed that all Chinese characters be pinyined to relieve primary school students from the pain of learning thousands of Chinese characters. Mr. Zhao was very dissatisfied and wrote an article "The History of Shi's Lion Eating". The full text has ninety-two words, and each word is pronounced shi in Mandarin: Each article has the same sound - an article that will make your mouth cramp

"Yu Yu and Yu Yuyu Yuyu"

Yu Yu wanted to fish, but met Yu Yu at home. Yu Yu said: "I want to fish in Yu Yu, and I want to fish in Yu Yu?"

Yu Yu Yu said: "I want to wear jade, Yu Yu wants jade, Yu Yu wants to meet Yu in Yu Yu."

I and Yu Yu met Yu Yu in Yu Yu, and passed Yu Yu. They wanted to wear jade to Yu, but when they met the rain, the rain passed Yu Yu. Yu said to Yu: "I want to fish in Yuyu, but when it rains in Yu Yu, the rain overtakes Yu Yu. I want to fish in Yuyu? Is it a jade?"

Yu Yu and Yu Yuyu are in Yuyu, and Yu Yu is in Yuyu. After a while, the rain stopped, and I and Yu Yu walked over Yu Yu and fished in Yuyu.

"Hungry Chickens Gathering in Jiji"

Chirping chickens, chickens chirping. Several chickens crowded together on the spine. The machine is very fast, the chicken is very hungry, and the chicken is eager to fight with crucian carp. The machine will help thistles and chickens, and the machine will stimulate several crucian carps. The machine is extremely fast, the crucian carp is extremely frightened, and it rushes to the edge of the rock formation. Then the traces of the crucian carp were extremely silent, and then a few chickens began to chirp when they were hungry.

"Nephew's Treatment of Hemorrhoids"

Zhi's young nephew Zhi is extremely wise, knows how to make paper, and knows how to weave flags. Zhi's hemorrhoids are burned and hemorrhoids are burned. When the nephew comes to Zhi's site, he knows Zhi Zhi juice. To treat hemorrhoids, go to the Zhiji site, hold the Zhizhi branch, and the spider will reach it. Hold the straight branch and throw it, the spider will stop. Hold the Zhizhi branch to the Zhizhi. The Zhizhi stick to the Zhizhi will cure hemorrhoids, and the hemorrhoids will stop.

"Shi Shi's History of Eating Lions"

Written by Zhao Yuanren

Shi Shi, a poet in the stone chamber, was fond of lions and vowed to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always sees the lion in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are in the market. It's time for Shi Shi to be in the market. He regarded them as ten lions and relied on the power of his arrows to cause them to die. Shi Shi's collection contains the corpses of ten lions, suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet, so the envoys of the family wiped the stone chamber. After cleaning the stone chamber, Shi began to taste the food of ten lions. When he was eating, he realized that they were ten lions, and they were actually ten stone lion corpses. It is a matter of trial and error.

"Aunt Yi Treats the Pancreas"

Text/Zhao Yuanren

Aunt Yi was leaning on her chair, feeling sluggish. She suspected a strange epidemic, so she should go to the doctor. The medical advice is to use the ant pancreas to treat the aunt. Medicine kills billions of ants. Billions of ants are hanged, and their pancreas overflows. The doctor treats the disease caused by billions of ants overflowing the pancreas. My aunt Yiyi uses barbarian clothes to help the doctor. The doctor's clothes are also Yiyi. Alas, the doctor uses the pancreas of ants to treat the disease, which is also different; the doctor uses the clothes of barbarians to treat the disease, which is also beneficial! The History of Yi Yi and Shi Shi's Lion-eating...

I don't know if you have heard of this wonderful homonym "Yi Yi Yi", but after listening to it, you will definitely They will applaud our profound Chinese literature. This is a touching love story.

The full text is as follows:

"Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi"

Yi Yi Yi ①, Yi Yi ②, a righteous doctor and an accomplished artist.

Aunt Yi left behind a descendant from Yi ③. Yi's graceful appearance, charming clothes, and extraordinary beauty.

Yi Yi ④ Yi Yi, Yi Yiyi, Yi Yiyi, Yi Yi Yiyi, Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi.

Yi Yi Yi, Yi Yi Yi ⑤, Yi Yi ⑥. Yiyiyi, Yiyi, different clothes, Yiyi. Yi Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yiyi.

The next day, Yi Yiyi. Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi, Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi.

Epidemic, babbling, and hysteria are different. Yi is also babbling while leaning on a chair.

Yi Yiyi, meaning Yiyi, Yizhiyi Yiyi, Yiyi Yiyi, Yiyi Yiyiyi. Yi Yi Yi Yiyi, Yiyi.

Yiyi used to treat Yi, suspected that Yi had pancreatic disease, and used ants to treat Yi, but Yi Yiyi, Yi Yi, Yi eh. Yi moved Yi, cut the barley for medical treatment, and Yi benefited.

Yi Yiyi is also Yiyi, Yiyi Yiyi has escaped, Yiyiyi Yiyi. Yiyi, ugh, hanged.

Yiyi is also hanged.

Notes:

① Yi: Doctor, said to be a descendant of Hou Yi.

② Yi: Yi is the Yi, which refers to living in a place where the Yi people live together.

③ Yi: Peerless beauty, elegant and radiant.

④ Meaning: Interested in Yi, means Yi has fallen in love with Yi.

⑤翳: A sheltered place means that you have wandered to a shady place.

⑥Yi: A carefree and carefree ronin, good at playing chess, with a resolute look and elegant eyes.

⑦Conjecture: A subjective feeling, which refers to a good impression of Yi.

⑧懿: The original meaning is "Yi's decree", which is extended here to threaten and order.

⑨Pancreatic leukemia: Lesions appear on the pancreas.

⑩ mowing: cutting grass or grain. Job's tears: Job's tears, white, can be eaten and can also be used as medicine.

The translation is as follows:

It is said that Hou Yi, who shot nine suns to death, left a descendant named Yi.

Yi lives in the Yi people On human territory,

As the saying goes, "If you don't have good appearance, you will be a good doctor." Considering that our ancestors would even dare to destroy stars if they did not accumulate virtue,

It is estimated that it is relatively slim for me to be a good appearance.

So I decided to go into medicine.

He is known as a philanthropic doctor in Xinglin.

In fact, he helped people see doctors but the patients did not pay.

But he did not dare to press for debts, so he had to give up.

Such things happened a lot.

Of course, those who were not given money but were healed had to give up in order to balance their psychology. I gave him this title that he didn’t have to pay for anyway. However,

but objectively speaking,

Yi is still very accomplished in medicine.

Unfortunately, Yi's aunt died of illness,

leaving behind a daughter named Yi,

Yizhen's name is just like her name,

Da It has the dreamlike color of "Yiren" sung in many poems.

Not only is she elegant and charming,

She is also dressed tastefully, just like an immortal descending to earth.

What is even more surprising is that she has an excellent temperament and is full of energy.

I am afraid she can charm God to death.

It can be said:

A beautiful woman

I lean alone in the cold wine in the sky,

At first sight, the beauty's heart is flowing.

Stepping out of the barbarians gave birth to wings,

Reaching for the stars and the moon just for the sake of Iraq.

Yi fell in love with Yi involuntarily.

In that era when marriage laws were not yet complete,

The relationship between cousins ??was just like the relationship between opposite sexes in schools today. The relationship between tablemates is equally ambiguous.

Yi started his pursuit strategy,

First of all, because Yi likes to buy clothes,

So Yi gave Yi a very luxurious and beautiful dress, < /p>

Of course, the direct result is that Yi will not be able to eat meat in the next quarter.

Without even looking at it, Yi threw the clothes Yi bought for her to a half-dressed disciple of the Beggar Clan.

Not only that,

Yi also put on a new dress she bought herself.

In this way, Yi revealed her "love" to Yi message" translated into modern language is: "You want to chase me, you have accumulated a lot of virtue in this life, let's see if you have a chance in the next life."

Yi was suddenly depressed.

It can be regarded as:

Yi's intention

Xinglin Chicheng is a good doctor,

I am willing to give up my fame and honor to follow Yi's intention.

The poor beauty does not fall in love with Yi,

The graceful clothes and belt are often recalled.

Yi felt embarrassed to avoid Yi's pursuit.

She can't always pretend that her phone is out of battery and can't reply to text messages. Last time, she claimed that she had no money on her card and Yi Zi made a passionate recharge. After that,

I decided it would be safer to go to a place that would never be in a service area.

So she quietly escaped to a place called "Yi".

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It is also painful to fall in love with someone you can never fall in love with.

The weather was very hot that day.

Yi Youyou went to a shady place under a tree and saw someone playing chess.

Her hands were itchy for a moment.

I fell in love with a man named Yi.

That Yi can be said to be a tall and mighty jade tree facing the wind,

dressed like a carefree and uninhibited ronin,

Yi kept giving guidance during the chess game. ,

Yi couldn't help but admire Yi's accomplishments in playing chess.

I felt a kind of joy from the bottom of my heart.

The girl's heart was filled with joy. He was accidentally captured by Yi.

Of course,

At the same time,

Yi is also obsessed with the mystery of Qinghua.

The next day,

It was just dawn,

I came to the tree,

there was already A game of chess was laid out for her.

The two began to fight on the chess board, and the eyes of the two people on the chess board were already entangled.

Next to Yi was his pet: a lizard.

It also smelled the lingering smell in the air and was wagging its tail happily.

Time is very consistent with the theory of relativity.

Unknowingly, it was time for the two to say goodbye.

Yi picked up the lizard and gave it to Yi,

Yi also gave Yi a piece of clothing that she brought with her that she had stayed up late to make for Yi yesterday. .

It makes people sigh with emotion:

The perseverance of love

The horse is nostalgic for the grassland

The sea has always longed to kiss the wings of flying birds.

Youth is overflowing

The descendants of Adam and Eve

put on new clothes woven by lovers

will also be infected with love The plague

Even if I can only get a memory that will gradually fade

I will chase the moment of peace of mind

Maybe God is jealous of this couple Lovers,

Perhaps the Buddha feels that emotions that have not been cultivated through storms are unworthy of the audience.

In short, the short-lived happiness is followed by a ruthless disease ----- Yi Bing fell down,

began to fall into unconsciousness,

she kept calling Yi’s name while she was confused,

saw Yi leaning on a chair and babbling. While babbling nonsense,

Yi burst into tears.

The only hope is to find Yi.

Yi heard Yi say that Yi is a famous doctor with profound medical knowledge.

Maybe Yi can save her. Yi.

So Yi came to Yi's home,

told Yi about Yi's condition,

and begged Yi to go to Yi to help Yi treat his illness.

After hearing this, Yi first showed a nervous expression on his face.

When he thought of Yi's ruthlessness towards him, he gritted his teeth.

He was wandering about what to do. Don't make wedding clothes for the person in front of you.

Gradually,

Satan's expression appears.

Yi said to Yi: "

If you want me to rescue Yi, you can, but after I cure Yi, you must swear that you will never be able to see Yi again."

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Why does God always ask people to choose between two embarrassing options?

Yi finally made a painful choice (this was also the choice of the author Sizhu Xiaoyao):

The most important thing in the world is the happiness of the person I love.

As long as she can be happy,

I don’t care whether I appear in her world or not. It's important.

Yi thought that only Yi could save Yi.

Yi is a very practical person and he is just an idealistic ronin who is good at playing chess.

Yi took off the chess board from his back, threw it heavily to the ground, and uttered the oath against his will with tears in his eyes.

Following Yi's evil smile,

Yi walked into the yellow sand in the sky.

Yi came to Yi,

After preliminary diagnosis, Yi was suffering from pancreatic ulcers,

Yi immediately gave Yi a unique secret recipe made from ants. ,

I developed diarrhea immediately after taking it,

expelled the toxins from my stomach,

and became conscious,

Made a hey sound.

Immediately after Yi cut off the barley to make medicine,

gave it to Yi,

Soon Yi recovered.

Yi has always missed Yi very much.

Even when she was unconscious, she called Yi's name.

As soon as Yi's health improved,

Without giving Yi a smile,

asked Yi Yi where he was,

Yi pretended to be sorry and said that Yi had decided to leave Yi and never come back

Yi didn't believe that Yi could be so heartless,

She burst into tears.

At this time, Yi tactfully hinted to Yi,

Although Yi is gone,

Yi is still there.

Yi thought that he would never see Yi again,

and owed Yi his life,

sighed,

On a dark and windy night,

hanged himself to death.

Holding Yi's cold and stiff body,

Yi was also in a daze,

thinking of his persistence and Yi's determination. . . . . . . . . .

It was night,

Yi also hanged himself at the place where Yi Xiang had broken his jade.

Some people think that "Yi Yi Yi Yi" is ancient prose, some think it is a tongue twister, and some think it is a word game. In fact, this is not the ancestor of "homophone text". Its ancestor is Mr. Zhao Yuanren's "History of Shi's Lion Food", which was intended to protest against the pinyinization of Chinese characters proposed in the early 1950s. It is said that in the early 1950s, some people proposed that all Chinese characters be pinyined to relieve primary school students from the pain of learning thousands of Chinese characters. Mr. Zhao was very dissatisfied and wrote an article "The History of Shi's Lion Eating". The full text has ninety-two characters, each of which is pronounced "shi" in Mandarin:

"Shi Shi's History of Eating Lions"

Shi Shi, a poet in the stone chamber, was fond of lions, and swore that he was fond of lions. Eat ten lions.

Shi Shi always looks like a lion in the market.

At ten o'clock, ten lions are in season.

The time is right for Shishi to be in the market.

His vision was that there were ten lions, and relying on the power of the arrow, the ten lions died.

His collection is of ten lion corpses, suitable for the stone chamber.

The stone chamber was wet, and the envoys of the clan wiped the stone chamber.

When I wiped the stone chamber, I began to taste ten lions.

When he was eating, he realized that they were ten lions, and they were actually ten stone lion corpses.

Explanation is a matter of course.

Translation:

"Shi's Story of Eating Lions"

There was a poet named Shi who lived in a stone room. He loved eating lions and was determined to eat ten of them. A lion.

He often goes to the market to watch lions.

At ten o'clock, ten lions arrived at the market.

At that time, Mr. Shi happened to arrive at the market.

When he saw the ten lions, he fired arrows and killed the ten lions.

He picked up the carcasses of the ten lions and took them to the stone room.

The stone chamber was wet with water, so Mr. Shi asked his attendants to wipe it dry.

After the stone room was wiped dry, he tried to eat the ten lions.

While eating, I discovered that the ten lions turned out to be ten stone lion carcasses.

Try to explain this.

Compared with "History of Shi's Lion Eaters", "Yi Yi Yi Yi" is much more polished. With concise language, bizarre plots and touching love stories, it can be said to be a masterpiece of Chinese literature. Absolutely. There were many imitative works later, which are also very interesting:

"The Doctor Is Suspicious of Leaving Yi Yi"

Yi Yi died and left hundreds of millions of yi. Yiyiyi, Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi, Yiyiyiyiyiyi. The next day, hundreds of millions of yi were left behind, and I doubted the doctor to discuss the doctor. The doctor used Yiyi and hanged him to remove Yiyi. Yi leaned on the chair to remember, recalled hundreds of millions of yi's leftovers, discussed Yi's medical treatment, and hanged himself. Alas! It’s also different!

Chinese astronomer Jiang Tao, who once served as deputy director of the Dublin Observatory, also wrote a 71-word story - "Aunt Yi Treats the Pancreas" using the homophone pronounced "y i". It can be said to be two masterpieces with "Yi Yi's Suspicious Medicine":

"Yi Yi Medical Pancreas"

Yi Yi was depressed and consulted Yi Yi doctor according to his advice. The doctor suspected pancreatic disease, Yiyi leaned on the chair and used a strange instrument to move the pancreas. He killed 100 million strange ants. The pancreatic juice overflowed and the ants were destroyed, so the pancreas was treated with medical treatment. Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yiyi Yi Yiyi. The medical clothes are Yiyi, Yiyi Yiyi. Alas! Using ants to treat the pancreas is extraordinary! It is also appropriate to use barbarian clothes to provide barbarian medicine!

The general idea is: Aunt Yi was unhappy, and everyone asked her to see a foreign doctor. The doctor suspected that there was something wrong with her pancreas, so he asked her to lean on a chair, use special instruments to move her pancreas, and tried to get 100 million special ants to cooperate with the treatment. As a result, the pancreatic juices flowed out, the ants died, and the pancreatic disease was cured. Aunt Yi was very happy and gave the doctor a dress. The doctor put on the dress and was very happy and energetic. ah! How strange it is to use ants to treat pancreatic diseases! How appropriate to give a dress to a foreign doctor!

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"Yu Yu and Yu Yu want to fish and encounter the rain"

Author: Yang Fusen

Yu Yu wants to fish, but meets Yu Yuyu. Yu Yu said: "I want to fish in Yu Yu, and I want to fish with Yu Yu?" Yu Yu said to Yu: "I want to wear jade, Yu Yu wants jade, Yu Yu wants to meet Yu in Yu Yu." Yu Yu and Yu Yu met Yu Yu. When I was in Yu Yu, I passed Yu Yu, and I wanted to wear jade to Yu. When I met the rain, it rained more than Yu Yu. Yu said to Yu: "I want to fish in Yu Yu, when it rains Yu Yu, the rain over Yu Yu, I want to fish? Is it a jade?" Yu Yu walked over Yu Yu and fished in Yu Yu.

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Mr. Zhao Yuanren also wrote an article "Xixi Playing with Rhinoceros", which is also a wonderful article:

Xixi Rhinoceros likes to play. Xi Xi moved with her rhinoceros every night, and Xi Xi carefully practiced washing the rhinoceros. The rhinoceros sucks the stream, and the play attacks the Xi. Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xixi. Xixi hisses happily and attacks Xi.

There is also a homonymous article of "The Story of Hungry Chickens Gathering in Jiji", which tells the story of several hungry chickens who tried to eat crucian carp by using a waterwheel and their own tricks, but finally failed to eat it. The author is no longer available. Test. The full text is as follows:

Chirp chicken, chicken chirp. Several chickens crowded together on the spine of the rock. The machine is very fast, the chicken is very hungry, and the chicken is eager to fight with crucian carp. The opportunity is both beneficial to thistles and the chicken's plan is to stimulate several crucian carps. The machine is extremely fast, the crucian carp is extremely frightened, and it rushes to the edge of the rock formation. Then the traces of the crucian carp were extremely silent, and then the chickens began to chirp when they were hungry

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The following article has no name, and uses the sound "zhi" as the entry point:

Zhi's young nephew Zhi , Zhizhi, knows how to make paper, know how to weave flags, and cure hemorrhoids with Zhizhi. My nephew goes to Zhizhi and knows that Zhizhi juice can cure hemorrhoids. He goes to Zhizhi and holds Zhizhi branches.

Zizhi, nephew of Zhizhi, Holding a straight branch and throwing it, the spider will stop. The nephew will hold a zhizhi branch to reach the zhizhi. The zhizhi will cure the hemorrhoids and the hemorrhoids will stop.

Translation:

Zhi had a young nephew named Dazhi who was very smart and could make paper and weave. One day, Azhi had hemorrhoids and burned them with fire. ,

The result became more and more serious. Da Zhi went to Azhi’s house and found out about it. Da Zhi knew that the juice of Zhi Zhi can cure hemorrhoids, so he went to Zhang Zhu’s place to pick Zhi. Suddenly a big spider came. The big spider walked back and forth around Zhi. Big Zhi picked up a straight branch and threw it over, hitting the spider's feet. The spider stopped and did not dare to move forward. Big Zhi took Zhi's The branches were given to Azhi, who cured his hemorrhoids with the branches of Zhi Zhi.