The teacher said that he would give a speech three minutes before class tomorrow. What should he say? Emergency response, okay, 200 points.

Ladies and gentlemen, please sit down: What's the weather like today? Today is a good day for a speech. Are all the people attending the meeting here? There seems to be eight fifths. Stop talking when you come, and raise your hand if you don't! Good, good, everyone is here. You are extravagant, I really have a cold! Today, my brother will give you a call for training! Brother is wrong, please forgive each other. Because my brother is not as good as you. You are all intellectuals, college students, middle school students and international students. You rabble are scientific chemists, and seven or eight countries know English. Brother, I am a lout, I can't be thicker, and I don't even understand English at home. You all climbed out of the pen container, and I came out of that gun. I appreciate it. Actually, I'm not qualified to talk to you. It's like ... it's like ... by the way, it's like casting pearls before swine, which can be said to stand out from the crowd.

I won't say much today. Let's start with three contours. Brother, I support President Jiang Zemin's new life movement with both hands. There is one thing that is really inappropriate and confusing. Think about it: pedestrians go to the right, so who should go to the left? One more thing, brother, I can't figure it out. Foreigners have built an embassy in Xiangmin, the eastern suburb of Beijing, but we lack the embassy in China. Why don't we build some embassies in China? After all, China people are too weak!

And your school, general manager! If you are not corrupt, why is the school so bad! As soon as I entered the school gate just now, I saw a dozen boys in shorts fighting for a ball on the basketball court. What's it like? How ugly? Come to my mansion tomorrow to collect some money, buy more balls, and give one to everyone, so as not to argue again! My speech is over, thank you!