Collect a wonderful dialogue in a cross talk

Guo: Nothing to read, martial arts novels.

Y: Just look at this one.

Guo: That's what I like. I read aloud with swords and shadows.

Y: back, too

Guo: The dormitory is empty. I'm alone. His blood is cold, his heart is cold,

Y: that's what everyone says.

Guo: His sword is cold, his men are cold, and the child is frozen. What's the use?

Y: what book?

Guo: What's the use of writing this thing?

Y: don't look.

Guo: It's okay to stay every day. Just introduced me to a girlfriend.

Y: Oh, sex.

Guo: It's beautiful. Looks like a car accident, eyes like this. (squinting) It's another sunny afternoon. My girlfriend, Miss Bias, and I are sitting in the 3 1 flavor ice cream shop in Brazzaville, Congo.

Y: How did you find it?

Guo: Yes, snowballs. I watched her eating this spoonful in front of me.

Y: She can't see what is in front of her.

Guo: I hate it. I gave her a bad look, but she didn't take it to heart.

Y: Maybe I didn't see you.

Guo: I think of my parents who are far away in the south. I haven't been home since I went to school for so many years. My parents in my hometown are in good health. When can I kneel again? I received a letter from my father this morning. Dear child, you haven't come back from home for a long time. Today, after being reminded by our neighbors, we remembered that you are such a child. We miss you very much. Our family has moved. I won't tell you where to go. Guess.

Y: Any guesses?

Guo: I deliberately removed our house number when I left.

Y: I can't find my home this time.

Guo: It's very cold. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy. I unbuttoned it and put it in your coat pocket.

Y: Is this old man a fool?

Guo: I wanted to send you some money, but the envelope was sealed.

Y: Then don't bother.

Guo: Where can I find them? I miss them very much. Prejudice came up with an idea to take me to the south.

Y: south?

Guo: I'll go home and find them. When I arrived at Beijing Railway Station, there were no tickets left. Thanks to my girlfriend, I went to the police and asked, Do you know where the ticket scalper is?

Y: Ticket scalper?

Guo: Make the police happy: I am looking for it, too.

Yes, isn't it? Only two people are looking for him.

Guo: Then I don't know where she got the two tickets.

Y: I really bought it.

Guo: We boarded the train bound for the west.

Y: I went to the west.

Guo: The train walked for three days and nights and finally got off at a place I didn't know. She took me deep into the forest.

Y: into the forest.

Guo: I was so tired that I fell asleep lying there. I don't know how long it took. She pushed me: hey. I said: Why? There is good news and bad news.

Y: Two messages.

Guo: Which one do you listen to? What is the bad news?

Y: listen to the bad ones first.

Guo: We are lost. I don't know this place. In addition, it is estimated that we will have to live by eating cow dung in the future.

Y: cow dung.

Guo: What's the good news?

Y: listen again. All right.

Guo: There is a lot of cow dung.

Y: Oh, that's all right.