Bao, it rained today. What's the rain?

"Bao, it's raining today. No matter what it rains, we will die."

A similar love story:

1, Bao, I ate today, and I want you to be obedient.

2. Bao, I ate eggs today. What eggs did I eat? I miss you, you little fool.

3. Bao, I watched a movie today. The fields I see are as sweet as you.

Bao, I went to eat noodles today. What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

Bao, I went to work today. What classes have I taken? I love you very much.

6. Bao, I dug a treasure today. What treasure have I dug up? I want to see you, you rotten treasure.

7. Bao, I ate melon seeds today, and I ate your Mr. Right.

Bao, I made a mistake today. I love you more every day.

9. Bao, I ate a melon today. What kind of melon did I eat? I want you to be a fool.

Characteristics of tacky love stories:

Love Story of Earth emphasizes the effect of answering irrelevant questions and surprises. Similar to the combination of a sharp brain turn and a cold joke. The sender wants the receiver to guess the next sentence, which is full of fun and speculation.

I want to buy a piece of land recently. Where is the land? Your steadfast heart. "

In this sentence, the recipient of "land" is usually considered as "land" and can be purchased. Unexpectedly, the sender of the discourse gave it a land of "unswerving devotion", and its reaction was impressive, which made the receiver of the discourse unexpected the content of the next sentence.

This speculative language structure is more likely to attract the attention of the receiver, to arouse the interest of similar words, and to promote the spread of words and expand the audience.