Humorous sentences praising daughter's beautiful photos (60 sentences)

Humor about praising my daughter's beautiful photos 1. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

2. After meeting me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

3. Pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, fearing that what happened will never happen.

4. Why haven't I seen anyone more beautiful than me?

The world is eclipsed by me.

6.' Don't look at me, you will fall in love with Ben's brother'

7. Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

8. I am versatile, aren't I? I have many expressions, sweet temper and good temper. It is perfect to make you happy every day. I envy you having such a good friend as me.

9. Today is really speechless! Just go out for a little while and go back to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in, saying that I was too dangerous, and I said that I was healthy! No cough, no fever. How can it be dangerous? They said; Your handsome appearance is like a killing knife.

10. This is a two-minute world. The first minute, let others notice you, and the second minute, let others like you.

1 1. Shyness will only make you miss a good time. If you are handsome, you must show that you are not handsome and be confident.

12. Hello, I am WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talents.

13. My bright eyes are the symbol of pure beauty.

14. A woman should be beautiful as well, because enough self-confidence is based on enough beauty. I will never allow my husband to show up with a beautiful lover one day. I am a bad woman with a big belly. I will never allow me to lose my marriage one day. I am no longer attractive to other men. A woman is like a book. If your cover is not attractive, who will be interested in reading your content? No matter what age, you should live beautifully.

15. Are you afraid that your lover is too beautiful to be taken away on Valentine's Day? Don't look at me. It's no use looking at me. I'm prettier than him.

16. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful behind my back. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

17. One day, I looked in the mirror and found that I actually fell in love with myself! Terribly handsome!

18. I'm used to being uncomfortable, thinking of you, waiting for you, but I'm not used to not seeing you.

19. There are two kinds of people in the world that fascinate men the most. One is like me, and the other is like me. What is a temperament girl? Like me.

20. I don't care if you don't care about me!

I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really at ease with my appearance, and I couldn't find anything wrong with it.

22. I cried. I ran outside the Louvre all night and began to cry. The security guard asked me why I was crying here. I cried and showed my selfie to the security guard. The security guard also cried after seeing it, crying that he had found the art that had been lost in the Louvre for many years.

23. The weather is fine today, which is a good day to go out and let off some air.

24. I have beauty and wisdom that I should not have at this age.

Don't worship me too much. Actually, I admire myself very much.

26. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

27. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women!

28. When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

29. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

30. I live in pain, because I searched the dictionary and couldn't find a word to describe how beautiful I am.

3 1. How annoying! Why do people only see my beautiful face, but don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

I hope I can live a sober life and live for myself. Be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for yourself.

33. I have no story, but I conquered many people with my handsomeness.

A handsome guy like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

35. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a beautiful me?

36. One day I shouted at the sky; I am not handsome! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

I can't fly, no matter for whom.

38. My wife said I was ugly, but I don't think so, because after she was with me, she said Zhang Dongjian was too ugly.

39. I can't stand it. I have suffered too much handsomeness at my age. I'm so tired.

40. I know that beauty is guilty, but I am already guilty.

A humorous remark about praising his daughter's beautiful photos. Are you afraid that your lover will be taken away on Valentine's Day? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

42. Take a look at it. It's hard for you to see such a sweet person again.

43. Stupid enough to get a tattoo and cut your wrist for someone. Now that you wake up, everything will be fine. Live a good life for your woman.

44. It's unfair to you and him, and you lack a sense of responsibility.

45. Moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly came to my heart.

46. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

48. Even if my brother goes to the beauty spot, Ben Shuai still hopes that you will not do that with his photo in the quilt at night.

49. I don't have a story, but I conquered many people with my beauty.

50.baidu; Is there anyone more beautiful than me? The results show that: Sorry, I can't find it.

5 1. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

People who say I'm sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

53. You don't even have dreams. What's the difference with salted fish? Have you ever seen a beautiful salted fish like me?

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

55. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

56. I am a passer-by, and you forget it as soon as you turn around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

57. As beautiful as flowers and jade, the years are like water.

58. Every time I think of my handsomeness, I can't help crying.

59. Grandpa has been suffering from glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it is a human or a dog from a meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, the old man looked at himself with tears in his eyes and said that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless troubles.

60. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

Girls boast that their sentences are cute and beautiful, humorous and universal.

Humor (1) 1. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

Baby, you look good in any hairstyle, but I like you with long hair best.

Life comes and goes, which is the end of fate. Time remains the same in the dust. If you are doomed to this kind of bad luck, enjoy it. Not every failure means the end. If you can't bear a brand-new future, create a brand-new tomorrow.

I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My beauty has caused you a lot of trouble over the years.

5. One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen master; Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a beautiful brother. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled after listening and took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized; Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image? -the master said; Look in the mirror and you will know what a beautiful brother is!

6. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

7. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

8. Let me see who is attractive. Oh, it's me.

9. A woman's elegance is sometimes not necessarily related to wealth or knowledge, but to her interest and cultivation in her bones.

10. Did you see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

1 1. Every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

12. I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. I know all about astronomy and geography at the top, but I know very little about the bottom. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. My beautiful brother is kind and helpful. I am puzzled by the primary school Chinese teacher's explanation of the meaning of "beautiful brother".

13. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

14. I am often blinded by my handsome eyes, but I can't kiss myself.

15. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

16. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

17. Your appearance is really pleasing ... It slows down the speed of the Internet. ..

18. No, I want to study hard, and I don't want to be told that I live by being handsome.

19. Why? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

20. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.

The girl praised her lovely and beautiful sentence humor (2)1. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

22. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up.

23. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

Don't worship me too much. Actually, I admire myself very much.

25. In the ranking of grades, you are ugly and I am handsome and casual.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

27. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women!

28. Whose loneliness covers my cheongsam and whose cheongsam covers my shoulders.

29. What people owe most in this life is their mother. That's right! A man becomes a father in one minute, and a woman becomes a mother all her life. The hardship of pregnancy, the great pain of contractions and childbirth, the burden of taking care of the baby alone every night, the difficulty of chasing milk for her, the difficulty of waking her up frequently every night, there are too many women you can't replace. Please be kind to yourself, because I don't owe anyone except my parents!

30. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

3 1. When I look in the mirror, I am often scared by my appearance! (Still fascinated? )

32. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

Today's exam was all about "I am beautiful" and the results were all wrong. It is really wrong to be beautiful.

34. I live in pain, because I searched the dictionary and couldn't find a word to describe how beautiful I am.

35. Mom hurried out and trotted all the way, accidentally meeting an old lady waiting to have a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady took her mother and said kindly; Son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child.

36. Do you know any friends who are lawyers? I really don't know what to do. Tears can't stop flowing. I just got a letter from Disney's lawyer saying that I look like their princess.

37. If life is unsatisfactory, you can't suffer yourself. Women should be kind to themselves.

38. Being a girl needs knowledge and being a woman needs experience, so as to have a fine life!

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

40. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ..... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

Humor (Part III) 4 1. Stupid enough to get a tattoo and cut your wrist for someone. Now wake up and everything will be fine. Live a good life for your woman.

42. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

43. A painting was written wrong at the first stroke and had to be scribbled all the way.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

45. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful behind my back. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

46. I accidentally want to grow old with you. good night

47. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

48. I am often blinded by my beauty, but I can't kiss myself.

49. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

50. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

5 1. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.

52. Beauty is providence, and coolness is man-made.

53. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me. He is the super handsome guy in the world.

54. I am handsome, handsome, charming, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and I am one of the top ten outstanding figures in China.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

56. Don't set up a stall in my sister's heart, and then I'll call the city management!

57. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

58. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

I hope I can lead a sober life and live for myself. Be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for yourself.

60. Your appearance is beyond human imagination ...

Sixty words in the circle of friends boast that their photos look good.

Praise your beautiful photos in the circle of friends (I) 1. I want to be a man in my next life and then marry a beautiful woman like me.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed of your throwing video!

4. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make mistakes again.

5. I once participated in a world lying contest and won the first prize because I said; I'm not beautiful!

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will not be so beautiful and become ordinary.

7. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

9. Whose loneliness covers my dress and whose dress covers my shoulders.

10. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

1 1. A nurse student walked by and saw me as a baby. She immediately found a box of red inkpad, printed my fingerprints, scattered her hair at once and muttered to me; Long hair is for you. If I don't marry you in my life, my long hair will not decrease. I will tidy up the ancient Buddha and comb my hair in the boudoir.

12. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

13. Did you see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

14. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

15.XX is obviously a fan of my brother.

16. When two people are together, they are more about accepting each other than changing each other. What about tolerance? If you just want to change, it is not life, it is war.

17. Do you know how I wake up every morning? I was awakened by my handsome.

18. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

19. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

20. The international face is universal.

If the circle of friends praises their beautiful photos (Part II) 2 1. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai would feed 3 billion people.

22. The eagle hits the sky, the fish is as shallow as the plain, and the camel walks away from the desert. This is a wonderful interpretation of self-beauty. Self-beauty is struggling, and hard work is its passion; Self-beauty is tempered, and perseverance is its true color; Self-beauty is the pursuit, and self-confidence is its temperament. Adhere to individuality, the world will be beautiful and life will be wonderful.

23. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but beauty.

24. I don't care if you don't care about me!

25. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.

26. Today is really speechless! Just go out for a little while and go back to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in, saying that I was too dangerous, and I said that I was healthy! No cough, no fever. How can it be dangerous? They said; Your handsome appearance is like a killing knife.

27. Be knowledgeable when you are a girl, and have experience when you are a woman, so that you can have a good life!

28. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

29. Just now, a beautiful brother was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time. No one broke the peace until my hands were tired. I slowly put down the mirror.

30. The shortest martial arts novel in the world; Master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

3 1. Women should live beautifully and look beautiful, because enough self-confidence is based on enough beauty. I will never allow my husband to show up with a beautiful lover one day. I am a bad woman with a big belly; I will never allow me to lose my marriage one day. I am no longer attractive to other men. A woman is like a book. If your cover is not attractive, who will be interested in reading your content? No matter what age, you should live beautifully.

32. Comfort others, after all, can't comfort yourself.

33. Your girlfriend and I seem to have great personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.

34. Looking at the dusk in Gaodong, what do you want to rely on? Trees are all autumn, and mountains only have light.

35. The first light in the darkness was born from my brother's handsome face.

36. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your handsomeness and beauty.

37. When I look in the mirror, I am often frightened by my appearance! (Still fascinated? )

38. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

39. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I live very tired.

40. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

If you praise your photos in your circle of friends (3) 4 1. Women's elegance is sometimes not necessarily related to wealth or knowledge, but comes from inner interest and cultivation.

42. They all say I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

43. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

44. Pan Yu is ashamed to see me! Self-destruct appearance! Both committed suicide! I am handsome and invincible!

45. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

46. It's really hard to forget someone. After four years as an undergraduate and three years as a graduate student in Tsinghua, I still can't forget her leaning on my shoulder.

47. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now I like superficial people.

48. I am so handsome that my shit smells good! Flowers stink, too

Baby, you look good in any hairstyle, but I like you with long hair best.

50. Some things last a lifetime.

5 1. Your hair is really beautiful, especially that smell makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

52. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

53. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

Your appearance is beyond human imagination. ...

Don't worship me too much. Actually, I admire myself very much.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

57. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

58. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

59. Some people say I am beautiful, but I didn't find out who leaked the news all night.

I know beauty is sinful, but I am sinful already.

Humorous sentences praising the girl's beauty

1. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I feel very ordinary about it. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

Will you stop looking at beautiful women and please don't appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

3. When there is no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

You came in skipping, wearing a red coat and a tight belt, looking so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

5. Your beauty is in demand! Come back, halley's comet hit the earth. Go back to Tai Sen to play table tennis. Yang Guo later fell in love with Li Mochou. The monk turned around and used Rejoice.

6. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance, which is your own smell.

7. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

8. You came to me slowly: a brown-green spring shirt with white lace on the neckline; Dark green pants, two pants like knives; Milky white high heels, ah, Jane is really a graceful and sad statue!

9. You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you.

10. You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

1 1. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

12. You may not have dimples, but your smile must be a shame when the moon closes.

13. You don't need watery and shiny eyes, but your eyes should also be affectionate and charming.

14. You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should also be elegant and refined, witty and funny.

15. You are so beautiful. Sister Furong is angry when she sees you! In fact, Sister Furong was not like this before, in order to compete with you! She is very sad! that's true

16. You'd better hurry at the intersection crossing the road, or there will be traffic jams!

17. Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.

18. Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

19. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

20. If I use one word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincerity.

2 1. There are two kinds of girls in the world who are the cutest, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

22. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

23. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

25. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha.

26. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

27. Innocent girls are as beautiful as a fairy.

28. I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

29. After knowing you, looking at other women is like insulting your eyes!

30. From a distance, I looked at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.