Describe the changeable weather. It's funny.

Describe the changeable and funny weather:

First, there is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

Second, I like you ""Don't be ridiculous! "It's so cold that I'm going crazy."

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at the high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

Fourth, it's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

5. I don't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi doesn't work. Can you give me one?

7. Unconsciously, I was wrapped in your tenderness and I was used to your life. Even if I can't meet you, I will always feel your breath. I don't know if I can pursue forever, but I know I miss you.

Eight, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

Nine, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

Eleven, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet. 12. I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.