After watching it carefully for a long time, the students went to the toilet again.

My colleague is 25 years old. He and his wife don't want children for the time being, so my mother has been urging them to have children. Colleague said, "I've been too busy recently." His father sat in the corner and said, "Don't you even have a minute?"

One-on-one English cram school reported by students, the English teacher is a woman, and the place is the female teacher's home. Yesterday, I went to class, and half of my classmates said to go to the toilet. I squatted for a long time before I came out. When I came out, I rubbed it. The teacher fell asleep at his desk, still wearing pajamas. After watching it carefully for a long time, the students went to the toilet again. . .

The daughter-in-law turned over the photo album and felt a lot. "Husband, you see how ugly I was ten years ago, and I can't compare with it now." "Oh, honey, that's because there was no beauty function before." "Go away, don't eat dinner, you will starve to death." Honestly, am I wrong?

It's two o'clock. I didn't eat until I got off the bus. I am really hungry. Looking at the spicy shrimp pot that has just been served, I can't care about anything. I opened my arms and wolfed it down ... when I was eating, I remembered: should there be monitoring? I really saw it when I looked up ... so, I immediately converged, instantly became a lady, took a sip ... my heart was so tired!

A little boy and a little girl quarreled. The little boy said, "You hit me and I'll let you." Then the girl kicked him. The boy pushed her down with one hand and said, "I didn't say I wouldn't fight back."

Brother elementary school and junior high school are in the same school. In the first year of junior high school, on the first day of school after the winter vacation, my mother dragged me over and explained earnestly, son, this year is the last year of primary school, and you will be a junior high school student next year. Study hard, my thief collapsed and said, mom, I'm in Grade One. ...

On the train, on the lower berth of the sleeper, I sat in the chair near the aisle and played with my mobile phone. The nearsighted girl who was also lying next door took off her glasses and went to wash. Shortly after she left, the light went out, so I lay down. A few minutes later, she went blind and walked next to me, her ass facing my stomach. Suddenly, a car roared, just like I killed a pig!

I am chasing a girl. I send countless text messages every day, and that girl never answers me. My friend said to me, "women are naturally curious, so you still want to chase girls." Look at me! " "So he sent a short message to the girl on my mobile phone:" You are one of the three beauties in our school, but I only like you. "Half a minute later, the girl texted back:" Who are the other two? Why do you only like me? "

I went to eat rice noodles that day and said to the proprietress, "Help me put more chopped green onion and coriander." The proprietress gave me a look and said, "fifty cents more." There happened to be a handsome boy next to him, a male god. "I don't want parsley and chopped green onion. Just give her my share, and I won't have to charge her. " When I cast a grateful glance shyly, the goods said to me, "Just give me the fifty cents." . . . .

Introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful woman in a bar. After a long hesitation, he finally got up the courage, approached her and asked in a low voice, "Can I talk to you?" Suddenly the woman shouted, "no, I won't sleep with you!" " "The whole bar people are looking at them. Embarrassed, Xiao Zhang blushed and didn't say anything, so he returned to his seat with great grievance. After a while, the woman walked up to Xiao Zhang and whispered, "I'm sorry, I'm studying psychology." I just want to test people's reactions in embarrassing situations. " At this moment, Xiao Zhang shouted, "Do you want 200 yuan? It's too expensive! "

The child complained to his mother, "Mom, I am a sharp-tongued monkey. Am I a monkey? " Mother said, "How can you say that about your father?" The child said, "Monkeys can also be fathers. Am I a monkey? You tell me, I won't tell dad. " Mother said, "What's your hurry!" Child: "I didn't guess wrong, so it's true ..."

Life is a journey, only buy a one-way ticket, not a return ticket.

First, love is like this. Love and hate are the best.

Second, tears are just lonely shadows in the mirror when I dream back at midnight.

Third, don't worry about the vague future, just work hard for the clear present.

Fourth, I don't want to have too many emotions. Smile with your friends. If you feel tired, have a good rest. Why bother yourself.

Five, a person bear, covering the wound, keep walking, wait for me to say that I don't love me, my heart is always uncomfortable, and I can't force it.

If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, don't indulge in fickle emotions.

Seven, the best state of life is nothing more than: a person, quiet and rich. Two people, warm and practical.

Eight, not afraid of not hitting, afraid of invincible.

Nine, life gains and losses coexist, you have a breeze, you will return the moon.

10. No matter how many people we love, it must be the one who makes you used to it, like air and earth, which makes you live a down-to-earth life.

Life is a journey, only buy a one-way ticket, not a return ticket.

Twelve, you passed by my heart and wrote down the clarity of ten thousand hectares.

Thirteen, the road ahead is still far, you can cry, but you must go on and never stop.

I want to be your deer, watch the sunrise in the smoky mountain stream with you, spend a long afternoon, and then walk through a long night together.

Fifteen, when a person uses his work to meet the light, the light will soon shine on him.

Sixteen, after the baptism of fire, mud will also have a strong body.

Seventeen, disappointment to the extreme, will be strong to the extreme.

18. Migratory birds with unknown addresses went from south to north. After this dream, they all became double-tongued birds, crying twice and laughing twice.

Choosing a man is like choosing a woman's shoes. Whether it is appropriate in the end, only you know.

Twenty, the human mind has different contents in different periods.

Twenty-one, smile, there is nothing to pass! Tomorrow is a new beginning!

Twenty-two, tempted, everything recovers, and everything rushes to joy. Disappear when you are sad, and everything comes to a sigh.

Twenty-three, in the process of growing up, I learned to stick to myself.

No one will pay for your future. You either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society. This is life.

Twenty-five, think a thousand times, it is better to do it once. A gorgeous autumn is better than meaningless wandering.

People who love to talk big often fail in their work.

Twenty-seven, palm up is to help others, palm down is to ask for help, help people happy, ask for it.

The world is big, the scenery is beautiful, there are many opportunities, and life is short. Don't curl up in a small shadow.

Twenty-nine, the establishment of the great cause of life lies not in knowledge, but in ability.

There are green gardenias in my hometown. I was born underwater and risked my life to see you.

Classic sentence about youth: Youth is a journey, and everything you want is on the way.

1. I had a crush on my deskmate for a long time in junior high school. Once I saw her folding stars and asked her who to give them to. She smiled and said that she would give it to someone she liked. On graduation day, she gave me a bear doll. Over time, I got married and had children, and I also threw the little bear to my son to play with. Then one day, my son accidentally tore the bear to pieces, and it was full of stars.

2. Youth is a flashy smile, and it also gives you inexplicable pain.

I hope it's not too late to start over at this age.

Those seemingly absurd young people are our most rare seriousness.

The so-called youth is what you want, and the world is unwilling to give it to you. I can only jump up and down and exchange my most precious things.

6. Youth is when you obviously have nothing, but still believe that one day the world will be at your feet.

7. My parents' friends are my unique youth.

8. Who are you when the sunset doesn't accompany me to make a comeback? Share weal and woe with you, you don't deserve prosperity!

9. There are two paths to youth, one is walking and the other is walking. Only by taking the necessary road can we take the road we want to take.

10. Youth is really thin, everything is light, and when the wind blows, we are separated.

1 1. Everyone has his own unique youth, not necessarily earth-shattering, but certainly touching.

12. You are the strongest wine in youth. I am really drunk.

13. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if you have a cold, I hope to take another bath later.

14. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't turn back when you set foot on it. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

15. What I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.

16. It is the most extravagant thing I have ever done to seduce you with my whole youth.

17. Youth is just a shower. I have a cold, but I want to take another bath later.

18. Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened, and life is a road that can't be turned back when you set foot on it.

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I've always wanted to go to Wugong Mountain, the hottest copy of Tik Tok-1. Travel doesn't care about the destination, but about the people and things on the way and those perfect memories and scenery. Travel to Wugong Mountain.

You took me out to play when I was a child, and I will take you out to play when I grow up. The fog in Wugong Mountain has such magical power, which is unpredictable and adds infinite charm to the mountain. Nearby, the grass is green, Lin Ruhai is green, and indigo is solemn. Let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

3. Bought by the good scenery, the rest are in a good mood. Travel to Wugong Mountain.

Travel is not only to escape from life, but also to know the travel itself. Travel to Wugong Mountain.

I am in a good mood to play outside on Sunday. The fog in Wugong Mountain has such magical power, which is unpredictable and adds infinite charm to the mountain. Nearby, the grass is green, Lin Ruhai is green, and indigo is solemn. Let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

6. If there is no one to accompany you, then drop everything and travel alone! The scenery of Wugong Mountain is very beautiful.

7. I want to see the mountains and the sea and travel. When you see the beautiful sunset, you will remember the lyrics in your mind, and when you see passers-by in a hurry, you will look forward to the future. Yuanfeng knows what I mean. Take me to the top of Wugong Mountain.

8. Traveling alone, regardless of trivial matters, freely experience a city, a story, and leave a laugh. Travel to Wugong Mountain.

9. If you are tired, have a rest. Why are you pushing yourself so hard? Tired, let your heart stop beating, which also takes time to sort out; If you are tired, stop, even if it is patting the dust, to make your mind clean again; If you are tired, stop. This is not a cowardly escape, but a release of self. Stop when you are tired, even if you just travel on weekends, you will find beautiful scenery. Thin clouds hung over the top of Wugong Mountain. You must go to Wugong Mountain.

10. Life is a journey without a destination. More often, we don't know what kind of future we will encounter next. It's just that sometimes, we just rush blindly and forget the meaning of travel. Always go to Wugong Mountain, climb the Jinding once, wait for a sunrise, see a sea of clouds and a green meadow.

1 1. Sometimes, when traveling, you will meet lifelong good friends, and two people who are completely idle will simply come together. A lady became a hero? -Wugongshan did not complain on the way to the summit on foot, but persevered in front of the desperate slope.

12. Travel should learn to take things as they are, take it lightly, stop and go. Thin clouds hung over the top of Wugong Mountain. You must go to Wugong Mountain.

13. Maybe we walked so far, not to see the scenery, but to meet ourselves at the end of heaven and earth. Because only in that distant place can you leave the noisy world behind. Always go to Wugong Mountain, climb the Jinding once, wait for a sunrise, see a sea of clouds and a green meadow.

14. One must take knowledge with him when traveling, if he wants to bring it back. When you are tired, ask for leave from life, go to the top of the mountain for a walk, and let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

15. Travel is a state of mind and an obsession with mountains and rivers and magnificent culture. Thin clouds hung over the top of Wugong Mountain. You must go to Wugong Mountain.

16. I hope you are kind and bright like a star. The scenery of Wugong Mountain is very beautiful.

17. Life is like a trip, and the ideal is the route of the trip. If you lose your route, you have to stop moving forward. The scenery of Wugong Mountain is very beautiful.

I've always wanted to go to Tik Tok II 18, the hottest copy of Wugong Mountain. I like reading when I am confused, and I want to travel when I am tired. This is life! On rainy days after autumn, the sea of clouds in Wugong Mountain is like a fairyland. The beautiful scenery of Wugong Mountain is worth seeing.

19. Wugong Mountain is so high and the road is so steep that it hurts.

I traveled because I decided to go, not because I was interested in the scenery. Bath and death journey are three moments of epiphany. I am not a fish. I don't want to die yet. I want to travel. The scenery of Wugong Mountain is very beautiful.

2 1. The city is big and life is small. Only by going out can we have the world. Fog swims in Wugong Mountain, like a painter splashing ink, turning the original mountain into a landscape and making a series of painters. Take a trip to Wugong Mountain to relax.

22. Time on the road, let us broaden our horizons and have a peaceful mind. Perhaps, the meaning of walking lies in the freedom of mind and looking at the future with prosperity. And we are so persistent, just because life is only once. On rainy days after autumn, the sea of clouds in Wugong Mountain is like a fairyland. The beautiful scenery of Wugong Mountain is worth seeing.

23. If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: my body is traveling, or my soul is traveling. Wugong Mountain is really a beautiful place. The sunrise and sunset in the meadow, the sea of clouds and the starry sky are all charming.

24. In that year, we had no money. Every day, we just dreamed that when we grew up, we would carry a travel bag about the size of our own body and take the person in our hearts to every corner of the world. When you are tired, ask for leave from life, go to the top of the mountain for a walk, and let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

25. Pack your bags and go to a distant place, your dream destination. The scenery of Wugong Mountain is very beautiful.

26. I'm going to pack my bags and set off. Thank you for caring about my family and friends. Pray for my safety. My trip will be accompanied by your story, so I won't be lonely. Don't worry. The martial arts are extremely impressive, and the mountains are covered with gauze clouds.

27. Travel will make people humble. You will know that the earth is big, and there will always be people and things completely different from you on the other side of the earth. Seeing the wider world, you won't confine yourself to a small pattern, and you won't be cynical and make enemies. Therefore, travel is always the best and most effective psychotherapy. The fog in Wugong Mountain has such magical power, which is unpredictable and adds infinite charm to the mountain. Nearby, the grass is green, Lin Ruhai is green, and indigo is solemn. Let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

28. Travel has always been a luxury. Either use youth to replace consumption or use money to resist suffering. But people can't resist the desire to go out for a walk. The road in this world is endless, so you can walk comfortably. The fog in Wugong Mountain has such magical power, which is unpredictable and adds infinite charm to the mountain. Nearby, the grass is green, Lin Ruhai is green, and indigo is solemn. Let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

29. Life is a journey to an unknown destination. Many times, we don't know what kind of future we will encounter next. It's just that sometimes, we just rush blindly and forget the meaning of travel. Wugong Mountain is really a beautiful place. The sunrise and sunset in the meadow, the sea of clouds and the starry sky are all charming.

30. Life is too short to laugh. Always go to Wugong Mountain, climb the Jinding once, wait for a sunrise, see a sea of clouds and a green meadow.

3 1. Traveling alone, listening to the true inner voice, the' injured dream' grows quietly in adversity. Wugong Mountain is really a beautiful place. The sunrise and sunset in the meadow, the sea of clouds and the starry sky are all charming.

32. The distant wind knew what I meant and took me to the top of Wugong Mountain.

33. Three hours on Wugong Mountain made my leg ache for a week.

34. Looking around, Hengshui Lake is connected with water, water is connected with the sky, and Tianshui is connected. Thin clouds hung over the top of Wugong Mountain. You must go to Wugong Mountain.

I've always wanted to go to Wugong Mountain, the hottest place in Tik Tok. 35. I want to travel, backpacking alone, traveling alone, witnessing the scenery along the way, taking a camera, taking pictures of the scenery along the way and recording the mood along the way. That kind of life is what I want. Always go to Wugong Mountain, climb the Jinding once, wait for a sunrise, see a sea of clouds and a green meadow.

36. Life is a practice, and a short journey is a long life! Travel is to let you meet that better self. Thin clouds hung over the top of Wugong Mountain. You must go to Wugong Mountain.

Whether studying or traveling, both body and soul must be on the road. The fog in Wugong Mountain has such magical power, which is unpredictable and adds infinite charm to the mountain. Nearby, the grass is green, Lin Ruhai is green, and indigo is solemn. Let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

38. The journey is still going on, and the process is difficult and lonely. I walked away with my luggage. The sunset stretched my figure, but I was still wandering on the road of travel. Waiting for every passing car to take me further. Wugong Mountain is really a beautiful place. The sunrise and sunset in the meadow, the sea of clouds and the starry sky are all charming.

The students are very happy about this happy trip in autumn. Always go to Wugong Mountain, climb the Jinding once, wait for a sunrise, see a sea of clouds and a green meadow.

40. come quietly She blew off the last leaf and floated down slowly, and the earth was silent. In the wild valley, it is full of vitality. The scenery of Wugong Mountain is very beautiful.

4 1. We are in different landscapes at the same time. The fog in Wugong Mountain has such magical power, which is unpredictable and adds infinite charm to the mountain. Nearby, the grass is green, Lin Ruhai is green, and indigo is solemn. Let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

42. Some feelings, regardless of the invasion of time, can never be forgotten, and they are destined to be buried in their hearts and waste their lives. On rainy days after autumn, the sea of clouds in Wugong Mountain is like a fairyland. The beautiful scenery of Wugong Mountain is worth seeing.

43. Autumn has come quietly. She blew the last leaf and slowly fell, and the earth was silent. But in the valley of the wilderness, it is full of vitality. On rainy days after autumn, the sea of clouds in Wugong Mountain is like a fairyland. The beautiful scenery of Wugong Mountain is worth seeing.

It was early spring. They let her bathe in a pure pool to warm and smooth her creamy skin. The fog in Wugong Mountain has such magical power, which is unpredictable and adds infinite charm to the mountain. Nearby, the grass is green, Lin Ruhai is green, and indigo is solemn. Let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

45. Traveling means eating different foods. Fog swims in Wugong Mountain, like a painter splashing ink, turning the original mountain into a landscape and making a series of painters. Take a trip to Wugong Mountain to relax.

46. Fear of the unknown and nostalgia for comfort will prevent us from becoming an adventurous traveler. However, when you make this choice, you will never regret it. Fog swims in Wugong Mountain, like a painter splashing ink, turning the original mountain into a landscape and making a series of painters. Take a trip to Wugong Mountain to relax.

47. It's sunny on weekends, so I will travel by car. Travel to Wugong Mountain.

48. Jiangnan flowing water smoke cage. When you are tired, ask for leave from life, go to the top of the mountain for a walk, and let Wugong Mountain cure all your unhappiness.

49. It's beautiful. But isn't it lonely to travel alone? Loneliness is better than squatting at home. Thin clouds hung over the top of Wugong Mountain. You must go to Wugong Mountain.

50. Mount Wugong Jiu Feng, Baihefeng, meadow and deep forest, with rich scenery.