Funny sentences that are too hot in summer

1, but it is a pool of lotus jumping in the rain.

-Yang Wanli's "Showing Your Hatred, Singing Yu He"

2. Take off the towel and hang the stone wall, and sprinkle the wind on it.

-Li Bai's Summer Mountain

3, playing autumn water in the river, love this red freshness.

-Li Bai's "Folding Lotus"

4, beautiful people in the colorful clouds, want to give people the sky.

-Li Bai's "Folding Lotus"

5. Life is a hero and death is a ghost.

-Li Qingzhao's "Summer quatrains"

6, to the shallow island, the pavilion is clear.

-Zhang Yan's "Shu Lotus Leaf"

7. Return to the boat in the evening and walk into the depths of the lotus. -Li Qingzhao's "Dream"

8, rustling clothes towels falling jujube flowers, Zhaizhanzhai north ring.

-Su Shi's "Huanxisha"

9. Micro-roots only make waves, and short-term work does not shake the wind.

-Shen Yue's "He Yongxin Ying Zhao"

10, Qingjiang is a song that embraces the village flow, and the village of Changxiajiang is quiet and deep.

-Du Fu's "Village"

Popular class

1, mosquitoes don't bite, only cold water pipes.

2. Someone died again today. His name is hot.

3, Regan Noodles does not need to cook, you can not buy raw eggs, you can wear clothes after washing, you don't need to order a train. ...

4, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer ponds for cool trees. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning and only curtains and mosquito nets?

5. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

The weather in June and July, the sun poison, people's sweat are rolling down.

7. Summer vacation is finally over. It's interesting to think about a wonderful holiday. The beautiful day of sleeping and waking up naturally has arrived.

8. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

9. I ate a corn and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I think it's cool.

10, the clods on the ground were scalded by the sun, and several dark brown crickets were jumping around like springs.

lyrics

1. In a blink of an eye, it's summer in our city again. People coming across the street are squinting, and people dare not speak or stop.

-"Summer on the Road to Yin Shan" Li Zhi

2. In a quiet summer, there are stars in the sky and I miss your face in my heart.

-"Ningxia" Fish Leong

The wind in July is lazy, even the clouds are getting hot. Soon it was boring the day after tomorrow, and after a while it rained and the temperature climbed to an unbearable level.

-"Xia Feng" Wen Lan

Time and rain fell on your heart and mine, and the feelings disappeared and remained on your face. Cinnamomum camphora is still alive, and summer is finally over.

-"Summer before Solstice" Fox Summer

This summer has melted the whole season.

-"Summer" Li Jiuzhe

6. One day all the seasons will turn into summer. Do you believe that there will be eternity?

-"Love Summer" Fox Summer

7, the sparrow outside the window, talkative on the telephone pole, you say this sentence, very summer feeling.

-"Li Qixiang" Jay Chou

8. Gently rotating the sultry evening breeze on the ground in summer, ordinary or special, clumsy or clever.

-"What's summer summer" Sodagreen

9. I encourage my heart to beat like winter and smile like summer.

-"Summer Smile" her

10, I remember the agreement at the edge of the stadium that summer, and the white clouds hanging on the trees outside the window. I miss the melody I touched, which is an endless topic.

-"The Taste of Summer" Xu Fei

celebrity quote

1, a swallow can't bring summer. -Aristotle

2. Beauty is like summer fruit, which is perishable but not lasting. bacon

The buzz of insects has its own summer charm. -Landau

Flowers bloom in summer, and people's health lies in youth. Mongolia

A fresh and healthy smile is like a heavy rain in summer, which washes away the dirt, dust and all dirt in people's hearts and shows kindness and light. Gorky

Bees can eat honey in winter because they are hardworking in summer. -England

7. Grab it! Seize the fleeting time and make good use of every inch of fleeting time. Man is a short summer, and man is a flower. -Stop Johnson.

8. Can you still find the flowers you missed in spring and summer in late autumn? -Balzac

9. If you don't sow in spring, you won't grow in summer, harvest in autumn and taste in winter. Hyde

10, spring flowers are in full bloom, summer harvest is busy, autumn fruit is heavy, and sitting by the fire in winter is very comfortable. -Ovid

market quotations

1, Xia Feng Xi Xi, thank you for remembering me.

I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A friend in the physics department next to me said it was sublimated.

Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan. ...

6, steamed buns in the house, teppanyaki outside the house.

7. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the bank card balance in the mirror and pinching your stomach to see your sweetheart's QQ stealth status. Is your heart cold at the moment?

8. The weather is so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink plenty of water.

9. Don't ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am!

10, dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.