April Fool's Day Blessing SMS

1, message * *: This message must be read. If you don't read, you are an idiot. If you are not angry, you are a fool. If you are angry, you are finished. It will be circulated on April Fool's Day, and you will be unhappy. Happy April Fool's Day to fools!

2. Thanks for the acquaintance in this life. I'm fascinated by you. I am sure that you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB!

I can't help loving you. I'm crazy about you. I couldn't sleep all night. You will always move me. I just want to say that I love you-football.

Every time a drunk undresses at the door and enters the house, his wife can't help opening the door. One day, he was drunk again, took off his clothes and started knocking at the door as usual. The door opened and a voice came out: Next stop, Fuxing Road.

5. This email contains anthrax virus. For the safety of you and your family, please go to the hospital for examination immediately, and then dig a deep pit to bury your mobile phone.

6. According to the survey and statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 20 16, including four idiots: those who hanged themselves after falling in love, those who took medicine without illness or disaster, those who signed a contract and were void, and those who looked at their mobile phones giggled! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. May Day Golden Week! Value-for-money luxury tour, tractor pick-up, mountain climbing tour of Beijiang River, taro digging, sweet potato eating and chicken shit picking! It only costs ten yuan to enter the five-star cowshed (hotel)! Sign up quickly!

8. People are really tired when they are alive. They want to sleep when they stand, they have to wait in line by car, and they are very tired when they go to work ... Oh, it doesn't matter. The most unbearable thing is to send text messages to pigs and pay for them!

9. Monkey-seeking notice: I lost a hairy monkey. Features: dirty, covered with nose, holding a mobile phone, I can read text messages. Love monkeys to read short messages, write back to the master quickly! Master misses you now!

10 have you heard the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare? Do you want to know the story behind the game? Why did the rabbit lose to the tortoise? It's actually quite simple. The rabbit was dumbfounded in front of the sign on the finish tree-the book said: the tortoise finished first!

1 1. You ate too much last night and had diarrhea. I'll take you to the hospital. The doctor took a look at you and said to me angrily, "This is a people's hospital, not a pet hospital. Hurry and send it somewhere else. "

12, April Fool's Day is coming, and a virus is spreading around through short messages. The characteristics of this short message are: April Fool's Day; Poisoning symptoms: the person who received the text message was stunned and confused first, and then laughed inexplicably. Solution: Send him a blessing and wish him a happy April Fool's Day.

13, I bought a computer two days ago and set your photo as the desktop. You have a sweet smile, but I always feel something is wrong. It was not until one day that my friend asked me that I suddenly realized. He asked: Why do you always use pigs as a desktop?

14, I sent you this message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight!

15, April Fool's Day is here, and I'm glad to tell you that if you still pull a long face today, you are a fool; Happiness also let me tell you: if you laugh today, you are cheated; It's up to you to laugh or not. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

16, the weather is getting worse, and I care about you very much; Cover it at night, be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day, as its name implies, is a day to fool fools. I prayed silently in my heart that you were extremely clever and showed your talents. If you are bald, don't blame me. Happy April Fool's Day.

18, I have fallen in love with you since I met you! Your fragrance, in my heart forever! You always kiss my lips! Thank you for having you in my life: spicy chicken burger.

19, you are ranked second, and your wife's name is Niu Er. You gave birth to a son named two dog and the dog's girlfriend named Er Ya. That day, two ducks ran away, two dogs were chasing, and you were shouting. This is "the dog barks at the duck"!

20. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated dialing. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, with the beautiful rhythm of spring, I send you new greetings. Silent days always make you worry, while sunny moments bring you bursts of laughter. May your every moment be safe and wonderful! Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

22. Let's break up. Although many lonely nights haunt me because you are not lonely, it hurts my heart too much. Now I finally understand that smoking is harmful to health.

23. There is a man who moves mountains named Yu Gong, a swimmer named Mermaid, a fisherman who can catch talking goldfish, and a fool who can spend today happily. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

24. Funny sayings: It's not worth mentioning to steal the bell too fast. If you don't sweep a house, why can you sweep the world invincible? When I looked up, I found it was moonlight. It was like an arrow, thousands of miles away.

25. congratulations Your wife gave birth to another boy at home. You've been out for two years, and you won't come back to see it.

26. After receiving the notice from the superior, April Fool's Day is also a holiday: one minute for being able, ten minutes for being smart, half an hour for being smart, one hour for being ordinary, and half a day for being stupid! Alas, people like me can't take a vacation basically, and maybe they have to work overtime! I envy you, and you can live a good life again! Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

27. I live in a humble abode, live a cowardly life, live in a fire nest, look like a melon, eat wowotou, and April Fool's Day is here. I wish you and your colleagues a happy life.

28. Weather forecast: In April 1 day, the north wind will turn to light rain during the day, and the RMB will be wrapped in the wind, and some gold bars will be found. Please pay special attention, please bring your helmet and prepare sacks, and make a fortune on April Fool's Day. I wish you "money" happiness and prosperity.

29, the latest fitness method: stand on one leg, head sideways, stand with one leg bent, and then quickly straighten, so that the body leaves the ground and does free fall. At the same time, if you hit your head with one hand, the water in your brain will flow out of your ear hole. Do it!

30. I wonder where you are? Are you hungry? I know it's hard out there. You must be in pain. Come back early! I promise you will never use that leash to restrict your freedom again! Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally, "Little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!"

This is a necessary warning to you: because hackers invade your mobile phone system, the battery will be detonated! Please remove the battery of your mobile phone immediately and throw it five meters away. Remember!

33, don't stick your handsome face so close, be careful that my respect will affect your appetite; The food is very good, I hope you don't be so civilized when you eat; Well, the biggest wish is to get a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

34. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

35. April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish "Silly" to keep pace with the times and sink into yan zhen.

36. I wrote an unknown poem. Few people in the world know. Only fools and I know. Fools are watching!

April 1 arrived. Some friends will make fun of you! Happiness is to blindfold you and let you guess who it is; "Happy" will live in your home, eat and drink in your home; "Health" will take the opportunity to secretly pat you a few times, and it will always follow you but just won't let you find out. Do you think you can hide? Take it quickly! Ha ha! April Fool's Day wishes you happiness and health!

38. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day!

39. When you are empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can chop, chop, chop with a knife, and at the same time you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen. ...

40, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1, when you are in a bad mood, you can take out your little brother and stare at it, and meditate on the spirit it contains, which can be long or short, thick or fine, flexible or rigid, and learn from it. What are the current difficulties?

Speaking of your appearance, I don't want to discourage you. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. It's easy to get hit by * * when you run around the street like this.

43. A person cannot covet comfort, a nation cannot covet comfort, and a country cannot covet comfort. People who love ease are doomed to play with things and do nothing; A nation that yearns for comfort is doomed to decline, without vitality and creativity; A country that loves ease will inevitably be eliminated and abandoned in the increasingly fierce international competition; Dude, don't lie comfortably in the pigsty, get in touch and take you for air!

44. You are a friend with brains (a little dull), intentions (a little silly) and integrity, so you are the best to me.

Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on you-Xiao Qiang, a grasshopper!

46. Life has its ups and downs. Life is not lonely because of you. Maybe happiness is just a temporary possession. Because of you, it will become eternal. You bring me joy and happiness, my puppy!

47. Look at the news of the earthquake. It is a strong source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

48. 10086 Warmly reminds you that your mobile phone has been poisoned. In order not to affect your normal use, please soak it in 84 disinfectant as soon as possible. I wish you a smooth job and a happy life. Finally, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

49. When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

50. Today we are together, and tomorrow we will go our separate ways. Whether we meet again or not, I just want you to cherish it, because I once loved you, dear little fatty. The doctor said I really can't eat fatty liver any more.

5 1, you go to You Jiang by canoe. You are charming and the wind is singing. Right and wrong go with the wind, and it is difficult to rest after drinking. The bad column is full of bamboo drunkenness, and the play (egg) pill is full of leisure. Please look at the first word of each sentence and read it together.

52. The moon hangs in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon is worried, the cowherd and the weaver girl are in love, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone.

53. In your career, you are a "fool" with the spirit of moving mountains; You are a fisherman in life and always catch happiness; April Fool's Day is here. May you stick to "Fool's Joy" to the end.

54. I wish you happiness. I care about your happiness. "Fools" are not afraid to move mountains. People admire others when they see them laughing. "festivals" and holidays are all about moving stones. "Fast" clothes are not annoying, and "music" moves the world.

55. It's wonderful to kiss you once. Kiss you twice like a fairy. Kiss you three times and your temperature will rise. Kiss you four times. I want to go to heaven. The last kiss was dark Honey. I really can't live without you-Erguotou; Good wine!

In the sky, everyone has a piece of cloth, which represents his conscience. If he does something bad once, there will be a hole. One day God suddenly said to you: It's hot, let people use your cloth as a mosquito net! Happy April Fool's Day!

57. Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, ignorance, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom. Dude, don't bother! Even hiding among saints can still be caught! Wipe your nose for the holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

58. Throw bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun together!

59. Dear customer, your mobile phone number won the first prize in our company's activities. The prize is a reunion, a warmth, a true love and a blessing. Please bring your ID card, get dressed, and bring your wife and children to collect it within two days.

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

6 1, the firefly in the dark is called Shiny, Stand out from the crowd, Stand out from the crowd, the horse in the donkey is called outstanding, the pig in the pigsty is called handsome, and you stand with the orangutan and call it … handsome!

62. Today's April Fool's Day, a fool's order was specially issued, and it was wonderful to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

63. Season with gutter oil, fill your stomach with poisonous rice, paste your mouth with beef sauce, fatten your mouth with lean meat, consume with dyed steamed bread, and let salt dominate your back. After thinking about it, apart from my friends, only I am the most reliable. In short, damn it!

64. Since we last met, your promise is that I long for it. I look forward to you every day, miss you every night, miss it when I sleep, miss it when I work, miss it when I walk, and miss it more when I eat. You still owe me a meal, my friend. Happy April Fool's Day!

65. The Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Flame Mountain. The Tang Priest asked Wukong to borrow a banana fan and let Friar Sand look for water. Suddenly, he angrily shouted at Pig Bajie: Fat pig, you still have time to look at your mobile phone!

66. Sleep in at ordinary times, be responsible for fooling around, run when you see people, and shout when there is a voice. It's ridiculous to think of it, my friend. Stop looking. Dogs bite mice and mind their own business. April Fool's Day is here. May you laugh happily!

67. You are wearing a red cloth pocket, a pair of crossed trousers and a pair of yellow cloth shoes. You jump up and down happily. From a distance, Nezha seems to kowtow on the hot wheels. Take a closer look: God, puppies can still dress up as non-mainstream!

68. When April Fool's Day arrives, send text messages, send a list of friends, and the people watching giggle; Clear heart, calm heart, success and pride accompany you; Brother Zhu, don't be silly. This message was sent incorrectly. Happy April Fool's Day, piggy.

69. An orangutan came to the zoo, which was extremely ugly. Tourists didn't spit when they saw it. The first day, I went to see it, and I threw up. The next day, you went to see it, and the orangutan vomited. I wonder why the gap between people is so big!

70. Excuse me! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

7 1, people say that whoever sends a text message in the middle of the night will always remember you. I want to know if this is true or not, so I sent it to you. In addition, I also remind you not to forget to go to the toilet!

72. I hope you can send a person a rose with a "silly" fragrance, live a beautiful life, tolerate "people", live a sesame blossom day by day, and the road to happiness is "fast", and strive to "enjoy" it.

73. It is very hot in summer. Some people say that sleeping with pets can calm your heart, so it's not so hot. I tried to do it. As a result, my penguin died the next day, and I plan to sleep with you tonight.

74. Urgent notice: A patient escaped from a mental hospital in our city and lived on the street. Please be careful! Patient's characteristics: I like to read information with a fake mobile phone! Spell: psycho!

75. Today, I have a new plan: to send some beautiful women to men, some handsome men to women, some lollipops to children, some solatium to the elderly, and most importantly, some blessings to fools. Happy April Fool's Day!

76, male correction, in high spirits, wearing a big thick makeup. Long beard, bright head, confused and disappointed. Panic, hurry, look around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!

77. A group of hunters are curious about the trap of catching pigs: Why did the pigs go to sleep in it without catching you? He kept saying, "One more, one more." I kept kissing my hand. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

78. I didn't threaten you. You have never sent me a message these days. Apologize to me quickly and invite me to dinner every day! Otherwise, I'll post your mobile phone number on the street and add a few words: * * hotline!

79. Do you often feel the signal is unstable when you are talking on your mobile phone? Now there is a solution: please run and play in the future to ensure a stable signal.

80. Congratulations on being voted as the world's first "Bai Fumei" by all the judges in the global beauty contest. Because you have reached the standard in "idiot", "rich" and "smelly"! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

8 1, please read the following numbers quickly: 25252525252525. .............................................................................................................................................

82. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

83. You are an affectionate crow, a lively frog, a sweet potato that comes out of the mud without being stained, and a fiery prawn in my heart. That cute fool who read my message, how are you now?

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.

85. You made clothes out of white clouds, borrowed your right wing from birds, and flew in front of me like an arrow. Tell me? That's what birdman looks like!

86. The vast sky allows you to fly high, beautiful stories are interpreted by you, kind children have to chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle!

87. The flood happened in the south, and both sides of the Yangtze River are my homes. The flood is merciless, please send me a message. Snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please give me a reply.

88. The Ministry of Public Security issued five new bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy with work and ignore me! Don't get rich. Forget me! Don't help me if you are in trouble! No eating, no calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! The requirements must be implemented!

89. Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!

90. "You can't have your cake and eat it". Except you, I saw you sitting high in the lobby of your hotel, holding "bear's paw" in your left hand, "fish" in your right hand and "Erguotou" in your mouth. My God, you are the legendary "Erlang God".

9 1. In this boring world, there is a boring me. I use my boring time to send you a boring short message and ask you a more boring question: Are you bored?

92. Five million won the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. You are so beautiful!

93. Today, I want to tell you what I have been holding back for a long time. Don't cry anymore. It's really hard to look at when you cry, but when you think about it later, it's better to look better when you don't cry. Today is April Fool's Day, smile and I'll comment after I smile! Happy April Fool's Day!

94. When street beauties wave, street lamps should also be seen; The beautiful woman in the street waved and all the tall buildings wanted to kiss. The street beauty waved her hand three times, and the earth braked back.

No matter how high the mountain is, how far the road is, how deep the sea is, how wide the sky is, how changeable the clouds are, how strong the wind is, how crazy the rain is, how long the night is, how true the feelings are, how happy people are and how stupid the meaning is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

96. When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts? Whatever you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

97. I love you. I don't want to drink tea. I'm crazy about you. I dream about you. I'm crazy about you. Just want to say to you, I love you-dear "Yu Gong"-Happy April Fool's Day!

98. The mobile phone can be recharged when placed in the sun, prevented from aging when soaked in water, and protected from radiation when placed in the toilet. These are little-known secrets, and I don't usually tell them!

99. Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called floppy disk when it is soft, hard disk when it is erected, and CD when it is stripped off.

Honey, you have to believe that I like being with you. Because we look up at the sky together, bird droppings always like to fall on your face; We go out for an outing together, and shit always likes to be at your feet; We grew up together and played together. Ape dung always likes to be in your hands! Happy April Fool's Day!

10 1, set up a stall outside to do divination, and was about to do divination for a beautiful woman when it suddenly rained. When it rained, she got up and left. I quickly asked her, "Sincerity is spirit. Can such a small rain beat you? " As she walked, she said, "You can't calculate correctly anyway, and neither can you!" I am a little excited: "Not yet, how do you know!" "Ha ha, if you are accurate, can you go out without an umbrella? Get wet! "

102, today is April Fool's Day. We decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, make themselves stupid enough to make others stupid, and finally entertain themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

103, career does not seek "stupidity", love never seeks "stupidity", and it often takes advantage of "stupidity". Financial resources roll in every year, and good luck ends in stupidity every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

104. Since 1 meeting, my eyes have never left you. Three students are fortunate to be your beauties. I miss you 45 times and 60 times today, with 708 memories and 99 happy hearts. Say 10, today is April Fool's Day.

105. Blessing is not my intention; Greetings are not just a few words; Care, locked in the heart; Missing has nothing to do with you; Memories, April Fool's Day: Funny is my purpose; Unfortunately, there is only one truth to tell you: I miss you, and I hope you will send me a message to show that you have not forgotten me.

106, hi ~ Yesterday I let you touch my hand, today I let you touch my mouth. Maybe tomorrow I will consider letting you feel my hot body. In this drizzly day, I hold you and look at you. I'm really fascinated by your body odor. I love your soul mate.

107, once the legs of the table in our dormitory were short, we padded it with turtles for a semester. Finally, it was still alive, and two guys said I was an animal.

108, what happened? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompt said: the other party is streaking, please dial again later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

109, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. How can a man seek a bosom friend when he travels the Jianghu with a sword? Hero stickers, even friends are friends. Wulitou Alliance elected you as the leader of Fulin, and invited you to return to the engagement on April 1 day, with the joint code: Paste!

1 10, when you see this message, congratulations, you stand out from 99 competitors and you have won my love. Would you like to come out and celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1 1, April Fool's Day is coming. I will give you a pair of "stupid shoes", a "stupid clothes" for your feet, an "stupid umbrella" for your body and your first cup of "stupid water". Wishing April Fool's Day wisdom and happiness!

1 12. Yesterday, someone said that your IQ was like a pig, and I was angry on the spot! Had a fight with him. Don't people know that I don't know you? You are too kind to disgrace the name of the pig.

1 13, congratulations! Today, a customer won this year's SMS Award. The prize is a big goldfish worth 800,000 yuan, which makes this customer the owner of the goldfish, referred to as "fisherman". Huh? Why doesn't this customer receive the prize? Oh, he is still reading the text message I sent him. Happy April Fool's Day!