What are the short messages that play tricks on teachers on April Fool's Day?

On April Fool's Day, friends or classmates will play jokes on each other, and some brave people even think of playing tricks on teachers. Playing tricks on teachers, many people will think of sending text messages. Then, how to send spoof messages about April Fool's Day and how to play tricks on teachers?

1. Is your Mandarin standard? Please repeat after me: Look at Wang Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan, stop barking and eat bones!

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery. Happy April Fool's Day!

From now on, the salary of all employees in our unit will increase by 40%. Please collect the difference from the finance department at 9: 00-1April 3/7: 00.

5. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

6. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when others ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers no. Have you heard this story?

7. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

8. I said: You are a pig. You said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

9. Notice: Tomorrow, the leaders above will come down to inspect the work. All colleagues please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts, slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

10. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse your dog to be good and take you for a walk. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called yearning, and idiots will finish reading the text message!

12, I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, you are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as beautiful as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee, and as similar as everything else. No wonder everyone calls you an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

15, China Mobile Communication User: Recently, due to debugging the network, if the signal of your mobile phone is not good, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and the chance will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, faithfully remind you that today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled, or I mean well! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday, although not many people celebrate.

17. Friends who received this message, please pay attention. Your mobile phone is infected with a virus. The only solution is to press 2 first, then 5 and finally 0, and the problem will be solved. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, the toad pursued the swan, and the swan disdained to say: If I looked like you, I would have died! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off?

19, urgent reminder: there is tornado weather recently. When going out, be sure to carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those weighing less than 50 kg must be doubled!

20. Note: You have sent yellow text messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined Mobile supervision and investigation.