What's the humor about hot weather?

1, sweating for 2 hours after going out for 5 minutes. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

2. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

4. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

5, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!