How to say the weather humorously?

The following is a reference for this humorous weather forecast. "Yesterday and this morning is scheduled to come to the rainstorm, due to the lack of funds halfway, the rain is certainly not small now, and it will certainly not be big now. The citizens will wait patiently! " .

"The weather and forecast. I have predicted with you yesterday that most of these areas are sunny! "

Humorous weather forecast not only makes it more interesting, but also makes it more attractive. It also shows the weatherman's creativity and sense of humor.

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