Water Margin Story Li Kui jy vs Zhang Shun Original

At this time, the three of them sat down, and Li Kui jy said, "Sift the big bowl of wine, don't bother, eat a little money." Dai Zong shouted, "Brothers are all good villages! Be quiet, just eat and drink. " Song Jiang gave the bartender a hand and said, "There are two oil lamps in front of me, and there is a big bowl in front of this big brother." The bartender should go down, take a bowl and put it in front of Li Kui jy, sift the wine and put down the plate. Jy smiled and said, "What a brother Song! They say it's not bad! You will know my brother's character! It's not a waste to become sworn to this brother! "

The bartender poured the wine and sifted it five or seven times. Song Jiang saw the two men and had a few drinks with joy. Suddenly he wanted to eat fish and spicy soup, so he asked manager Dai, "Are there any good fresh fish here?" Dai Zong smiled and said, "Brother, don't you see that the whole river is full of fishing boats? This is a land of fish and rice, how can there be no fresh fish! " Song Jiang said, "You'd better get some spicy fish soup to relieve the hangover." Mr. Dai called the bartender and taught him to make red and white fish soup, which was spicy. When the soup was made in an instant, Song Jiang saw, "Good food is not as good as beautiful utensils. Although it is a restaurant, the utensils are neat. " He picked up chopsticks and suggested that Dai Zong and Li Kui jy eat them. He ate some fish and drank some soup himself. Li Kui jy can't make chopsticks, so he reached into the bowl, fished up the fish and chewed up all the bones. Sung river couldn't help laughing. He took two sips of juice, then put down his chopsticks and stopped eating. Manager Dai said, "Brother, this fish must have been salted, not for friends." Song Jiangdao: "It's just that you don't want to drink, and you only like to eat fresh fish soup. This fish is really not so good. " Dai Zong replied, "Even my younger brother can't eat it. It's pickled and not delicious. " Li Kui jy chewed the fish in the bowl and said, "Neither brother eats. I'll give it to you. " He reached out and took the generals from the Sung River bowl and ate them. He also took it from Dai Zong's bowl and poured the juice all over the table bit by bit. When Sung River saw that Li Kui jy chewed up three bowls of fish soup and fishbone, he asked the bartender to pay. "My eldest brother, I think he is hungry. You can cut two pounds from a large piece of meat and eat it with him. If you cut less, you can pay back the money. " The bartender said, "Little people only sell mutton here, but there is no beef. There are all kinds of fat sheep. " Hearing this, Li Kui jy spilled fish juice on his face and drenched the bartender. Dai Zong shouted, "What are you doing?" Li Kui jy replied, "Be patient. This fellow is rude, bullying me to eat only beef and not sell mutton to eat with me! " The bartender said, "I won't say much if I ask!" " Song Jiang said, "You just pay for it, and I'll pay for it myself." The bartender swallowed his pride, cut two Jin of mutton, made a plate for the future and put it on the table. When Li Kui jy saw this, he didn't give in. He paid a lot of money and just ate it. He ate all two pounds of mutton with his fingers. Song Jiang saw it and said, "What a hero!" Li Kui jy said, "You AE knows what I mean. Eating meat is not as strong as eating fish! "

Manager Dai called the bartender and asked, "It's just fish soup, and it's homemade. It's neat, but the fish is salty, so don't eat it. When you don't have good fresh fish, make some spicy soup to sober me up. " The bartender replied, "I dare not tell the dean that this fish was served last night." Today's live fish are still on the boat, and they dare not sell them until the owner of Fish Tooth comes, so there is no good fresh fish. "Li Kui jy jumped up and said," I want to beg for two live fish for my brother. " Manager Dai said, "If you don't go, just call the bartender back several times." Li Kui jy said, "The fishermen on board dare not stay away from me. What's the point? " Dai Zhong couldn't stop him, and Li Kui jy went straight ahead. Dai Zong said to Song Jiang, "Brother, don't blame my brother for bringing these people here. It is a great shame! " Song Jiangdao: "He is flexible by nature, how to teach him to change! I respect his honesty. " The two were talking and laughing at the Pipa Pavilion. The poem says:

The smoke in the camp is out of the world, and the peaks on the river are like a bun.

The bright moon disappears, and the bitter bamboo in Huang Wei is still dusk.

When Li Kui jy walked to the river, he saw rows of fishing boats, about eighty or ninety, all tied under green poplar trees. Some fishermen sleep at the stern, some weave nets at the bow, and some bathe in the water. It was May and a half, and a red sun was about to set in the west, but the owner didn't come to open the cabin to sell fish. Li Kui jy went to the boat and drank: "You live fish on this boat, give me two tails." The fisherman replied, "We dare not open the cabin until the owner of Fish Tooth comes. Look at the vendor sitting on the shore. " Li Kui jy said, "What are you waiting for, bird master? Bring me two fish first. " The fisherman replied, "how dare you open the cabin before the paper is burned?" Take the fish away first! " Li Kui jy saw that they all refused to accept the fish, so he jumped into a boat and the fisherman stopped him. Li Kui jy didn't care about the boat, so he pulled out the bamboo pole directly, and the fisherman shouted on the shore, "That's it!" When Li Kui jy reached under the board and groped, there was a fish in it. It turns out that there is a big hole in the stern of the fishing boat in Dahe, which allows the river to enter and exit, and raises live fish, but stops the bamboo stick and leaves the living water in the cabin, so Jiangzhou has good fresh fish. Li Kui jy didn't need to save it, so he lifted the bamboo pole first and left all the live fish in the hut. Li Kui jy jumped over the boat to pull out the bamboo pole. All the 70 or 80 fishermen rushed to the boat and beat Li Kui jy with their money. Li Kui jy was angry and anxious, so he took off his blouse, with only a piece of cloth tied inside. Seeing the messy pennies calling, he grabbed five or six pieces in his hand with both hands and twisted them together like onions. The fisherman was surprised when he saw it, but he untied the cable and pushed the boat away. Li Kui jy is very angry. He took two folded pennies naked and went ashore to catch a fight. All the vendors picked it up at random.

In the excitement, I saw a man coming out of the path. When they saw it, they shouted, "Here comes the master! This man in black robbed the fish here and scattered all the fishing boats! " The man said, "How dare a dark man be so rude?" They pointed and said, "that fellow robbed people on the shore!" " The man grabbed the general and roared, "You are too brave to disturb the master's way!" " When Li Kui JY looked at the man, he was six feet five or six inches tall, 333 years old, with a black beard and a green gauze Nazi mark on his head. He is wearing a white shirt, a silk shirt around his waist and a line scale in his hand. That man comes to sell fish. Seeing Li Kui jy beating people, he handed the scale to the stall owner and caught up with him. He shouted, "Who are you going to hit?" Li Kui jy didn't answer, but watched the man play. The man rushed in and took the coin, so Li Kui jy grabbed the man's hair. The man ran down from three sides of him and tried to fall on Li Kui. How can he be as strong as a buffalo in jy, Li Kui? He pushed him away directly, but he couldn't get around. The man looked at his ribs and got a few punches, but Li Kui JY was worried. The man flew and kicked, and was knocked down by Li Kui jy. He raised his fist the size of a hammer and rolled a drum on the man's back. How does that man struggle!

In Li Kui jy suddenly and violently beaten, a man bent down and hugged him, and a man came to help stop it, shouting, "No way! No! " When Li Kui jy looked back, it was Song Jiang and Dai Zhong. Li Kui jy let go, and the man just left with a cigarette. Li Kui jy, who was wronged by Dai Zong, said, "I told you not to come here to beg for fish and come here to fight with others. Killing a person with one punch will not lead to jail! " Li Kui jy replied, "You are afraid that I will get you into trouble. I killed one myself, I want it! " Sung river service road: "brother, don't talk about this, this is bad friendship. Take a cloth shirt and go to eat wine. " Li Kui jy picked up a cloth shirt from willow root, put it on his arm, and followed Song Jiang and Dai Zhong. He couldn't walk more than a dozen paces when someone behind him shouted, "Blackkill talents! See you win or lose this time! " When Li Kui jy turned to look at it, it was the man who had stripped off his clothes, and a pool of water was tied to the plaque, revealing his body like white meat. Except for the towel on his head, it shows that he is handsome in a small red robe, alone by the river, driving a penny fishing boat to the future. He cursed loudly: "it's a black murder, thousands of dollars!" " Master is afraid that you are not a hero or a good person! "Li Kui jy heard great anger, roar out a cry and left the cloth unlined upper garment, turned around. The man brought the boat closer to the shore, ordering the boat with one hand and cursing with the other. Li Kui jy also scolded: "The hero is going ashore." The man whipped Li Kui jy's leg with pennies, which made Li Kui jy very angry and jumped on the boat. Just at that moment, the man just lured Li Kui jy into the boat, looked at the shore with his penny and kicked him. The fishing boat lost its leaves like a gust of wind and the arrow was thrown into the river. Although Li Kui jy knew about water, he was not very tall, and he panicked. Without shouting, the man dropped his penny and shouted, "Come on! I must see you win or lose this time! " He grabbed Li Kui jy's arm and said, "I won't fight with you. I will teach you to eat some water first. "Two feet shook the boat, and the bottom of the boat turned upside down. The hero fell into the water, and the two heroes threw themselves into the bucket and tumbled into the river. Sung River and Dai Zhong rushed to the shore, and the boat was turned over in the river. They only complained on the shore. On the river bank, 300 or 500 people gathered under the willow tree to see it. They all said, "This big black man went astray, so he struggled desperately and ate a lot of water. When Song Jiang and Dai Zhong looked at it, they saw the river crack. The man lifted Li Kui and drowned. Two of them are in the middle of the river, in the clear waves and blue waves. One is covered with black meat and the other with frost. Two people tied into a ball, twisted into a piece. Three or five hundred people on the river bank are so greedy that there is no one who does not applaud. On these two heroes, but see:

One is a foreign body in Yishui County, and the other is a monster in Xiaogushan. This looks crunchy, connecting the skin together, and that looks like charcoal crumbs. One is color, and the other is Geng Xin. It's like three winters of snow reappearing, and it's like a dark cloud at midnight. One is Ma Lingguan White Snake Huatuo, and the other is Marshal Zhao Hei Hu reborn. It's like beating a silver man with 10,000 hammers, and it's like Qian Qian's iron firelighter. One is the white elephant with silver teeth in Wutai Mountain, and the other is the armored old dragon in Jiuqu River. This one is like a painted arhat, and that one is like a jade diamond. One hovered for a long time, sweating all over and bursting the real pearl; One of them dragged on for a long time, got soaked and splashed with ink. The leader who studies Huaguang Tibetan is now in the depths of Bibo; It's like a dark god, showing his face in the snow waves. It was the Jade Dragon that blackened the horizon, and the nigger opened the underwater sky.

At that time, Song Jiang and Dai Zhong saw that Li Kui jy was caught in the water by the man, soaked in the whites of his eyes, fished it up again, fished it down again and drowned it dozens of times. Song Jiang saw that Li Kui jy had suffered, so he called Dai Zongyang to save him. Dai Zong asked the crowd, "Who is this man in white?" People who knew him said, "This hero is the fish seller here. His name is Zhang Shun." Song Jiang suddenly said, "Isn't it Zhang Shun, whose nickname is Lang Li Bai tiao?" They all said, "Exactly! Exactly!" Song Jiang said to Dai Zong, "I have a letter from his brother Zhang Heng in the camp." Hearing this, Dai Zong shouted to the shore, "Brother Zhang, don't start work. Your brother Zhang Hengjia is here. This black man is our brother, spare him and come ashore to talk. " Zhang Shun saw Dai Zong calling him in the middle of the river, but he recognized him as usual, so he let Li Kui jy go a little, reached the shore early, rubbed it on the shore, looked at Dai Zong and sang, "Dean, don't blame me for being rude!" Dai Zong said, "You can see my face in the first step to save my brother, but I will teach you to meet people." Zhang Shun jumped into the water again and drove away. Li Kui jy groped for water in the river. Zhang Shun arrived early, grabbed Li Kui jy's hand and stepped on the water waves with two legs, just like stepping on the ground, but the blisters could not reach his belly and flooded his navel. He put one hand on it and helped Li Kui jy ashore. Everyone watching by the river cheered. Sung river looked for a long time. Zhang Shun and Li Kui jy both reached the shore, and their steaks rose. When Mr. Dai saw Li Kui jy panting, he only vomited a mouthful of white water. Dai Zong said, "We all invite you to talk at Pipa Pavilion."

Zhang Shun asked for a cloth shirt to wear, and jy also wore a cloth shirt. Four people came to Pipa Pavilion and sat down. Dai Zong said to Zhang Shundao, "Second Brother, do you know me?" Zhang Shundao: "I know the dean from myself. I just missed it and never called. " Director Dai pointed to Li Kui jy and asked Zhang Shundao, "Do you know him every day? I met you today. " Zhang Shundao: "I don't know Brother Li, but I haven't seen him." Li Kui jy said, "You fascinate me too." Zhang Shundao: "You played well, too." Li Kui jy said, "OK, I'll give you a 20% discount." President Dai said, "You two have become best friends this time. As the saying goes: "No fight, no acquaintance." Li Kui jy said, "Don't bump into me on the road." Zhang Shundao: "I'll wait for you in the water." All four of them laughed and everyone sang a rude song. Dai Zong pointed to Song Jiang and said to Zhang Shundao, "Second brother, have you ever known this brother?" Zhang Shun looked at it and said, "I don't know him and I haven't seen him here." Li Kui jy jumped up and said, "This brother is Black Sung River." Zhang Shundao: "Is it Song Yasi of Shandong Yuncheng?" Dai Zong said, "It's my brother Gong Ming." Zhang Shun bowed his head and said, "I've heard a lot about you, but I don't want to have a meeting today. People coming and going in the rivers and lakes say that my brother is virtuous, helping the poor and helping the poor. " Song Jiang replied, "How can a small amount be enough? "! When I came here the day before yesterday, I stayed at the home of Li Jun, a dragon general under Jieyang Mountain for a few days. Later, on Xunyang River, because Mu Hong met, I met your brother Zhang Heng, wrote a letter from home and sent it to my first step, but I never brought it with me. Today, I came to Pipa Pavilion with Dean Dai and Brother Li for three cups to see the river view. Song Jiang accidentally thought of drinking some fresh fish soup to sober up, but he insisted on begging for fish, and I couldn't stop him. I heard shouts of excitement from the river bank. When I asked the bartender to see it, he said,' It's a black man fighting with someone.' The two of us hurried to persuade, not wanting to meet a strong man. It's a blessing to meet three people today. Please sit down together and drink three cups of food. "Call the bartender reforming cups and plates, and then prepare YaoZhuan. Zhang Shundao: "Since my brother wants fresh fish, let's get some." Song Jiangdao: "The best. Pay according to the example. " Zhang Shundao: "Since I'm going to meet my good friend, it's no accident. Brother, why do you say money like this? " Li Kui jy said, "I'll ask you." Dai zhong shouted, "here we go again! The water you still eat is not happy! " Zhang Shun laughed, held Li Kui jy's hand and said, "I'll beg for fish with you this time and see what others do. "When they got down from Pipa Pavilion and reached the river, Zhang Shun whistled slightly and saw the fishing boats on the river propping themselves up and coming to the shore. Zhang Shun asked, "Is there any golden carp in that boat?" I saw the answer: "I'll get on the boat." The man replied, "I put it on my boat." "In an instant, I gathered a dozen golden carp. Zhang Shun chose the big four-tailed one, put the wicker in, taught Li Kui jy first, and then set it on the pavilion. Zhang Shun ordered a peddler and gave a small tooth to sell fish on the scale. Zhang Shun came to Pipa Pavilion to accompany Sung River. Song Jiang Xie said, "Not much, but one more hook." Zhang Shun replied, "nothing. If my brother can't eat, he will go back to the restaurant to cook. "Two sequential rows of teeth, Li Kui jy is older, taking the third place and Zhang Shun taking the fourth place. Then I asked the bartender to order two bottles of Yuhu Chuncai wine, and some seafood, wine and fruit. Four people are drinking, and Zhang Shun is in charge.

Pay the bartender, make a fish into spicy soup, steam a fish with wine and teach the bartender to cut it. Drinking and drinking, four people talked about their chests.