Break ground! Is it easy to be a man? I finally lifted my skirt and saw a pair of safety pants.

Guide: The couple went to buy clothes. The wife hesitates between thick clothes and thin clothes. She didn't know which was better, so she asked her husband, "Which do you think is better?" The husband said, "If you find it difficult to wash clothes, buy that thin one." The wife smiled and called the boss. "I don't think you are working hard, boss." Help me wrap this thick one. "

1. Go to the barber shop and perm your shoulder-length short hair into big waves. When I got home in a good mood, my husband saw it and quickly called my daughter. My father and daughter comb my hair. Me: "What are you doing?" Husband: "I'm hungry. Let's see if there are any eggs in the henhouse. "

2. Feelings with my wife: "I have always been poor at math. If it weren't for my poor math, I would have been admitted to No.1 Middle School! " My wife sneered: "If my mother was not good at math and physics, I would have gone to Tsinghua!"

3, the first time I accompanied my wife to sell pajamas, my wife followed me intimately. My wife didn't talk much and didn't communicate much with customers, so I advised: Don't be shy. I said, I'm not shy. She added: like us, if we come out to sell, we must let go. Me:. .

I caught a cold today. When I got home, I got into bed and rested in undisturbed sleep mode. My wife saw that I had a bad cold and went to work in the kitchen excitedly. Half an hour later, I came back with ginger syrup. In an instant, I was moved. . . Then, then the wife took the ginger soup and drank it herself. . . He said he was afraid of being infected by me, so take precautions first. . .

5. After wearing the skirt in the morning, my wife goes on to wear safety pants. While wearing it, she sighed with emotion: "Is it easy to be a woman? Do you have to wear safety pants when wearing a skirt in summer? " As a result, her husband said, "Is it easy to be a man?" I finally picked up a skirt and saw a pair of safety pants. "

6. My wife stared at me for a long time and said, "Husband, your face is small, so stingy ~" I gave her a white look and said, "Your face is big, not only atmospheric, but also extravagant! ! "

7. She is happy to send flowers to her wife. Then she kissed me and asked me, honey, what flowers do you like, and I'll send them to you next time? I replied: school flower! Then. . . Forget it, there are flowers everywhere! ! !

8, drinking and bragging with some buddies, drinking a little too much. I came home in a daze in the middle of the night, and the compulsory mode was still on, yelling at my wife: "Give me some water!" "Ah, don't say, this bitch is quite obedient, but the water is a little cold and a little too much, which makes me tremble.

9. My son has been making trouble and can't bear to slap him. The more the goods cried, the more wronged they became, so they ran to their husbands and said, "Dad, mom hit me. Go and hit her! " ! At this time, the husband said to his son earnestly: Baby, bear with it! Haven't you seen how your mother beat your father? It's much harder than hitting you. . .

10, four days of cold war with my wife, sleeping at night, she suddenly came to tear my pajamas. I protected her tightly and reminded her, "Hello. . . Hey, we are in the cold war! " The goods said excitedly, "Now it's upgraded to hand-to-hand combat!" "

1 1. I just finished my passion with my husband. I was silent for a while and said, "You don't fucking love me!" Then I started crying! The husband quickly asked, "Why, why do you say that?" I said, "You used to hug me after making out! Take a rest, you won't hug me for a while! " Husband's temper came up: "on such a hot day, I am sweating all over and holding you." You are not afraid of prickly heat! " ".I kicked him under the bed and said, others are not afraid of heat, but you are afraid of heat. . .

12, sleeping soundly, my wife slapped me, and I glared. My wife said: Anger is a sign of incompetence. I thought about it, took a few deep breaths and smiled brightly. My wife slapped me again and said, I am more incompetent than incompetent when I am angry.

13, daughter-in-law is unhappy these days. Therefore, I am careful in everything, so as not to make holy anger. However, when I was sitting on the sofa watching TV after dinner, I was kicked for no reason. Reason: My big fat pressed her invisible wings. . .

14, I: Wife, can you give me more pocket money? Send beggars to me 100 a month! Wife: Then I'll give it to you later! Me: Really? Great! Wife: Once every 30 days!

15, I: Wife, I checked with the master today. I was robbed at the age of 60! Wife: Don't tell me where the fortune-telling money came from. I'll let you rob now! Me. . .

16, a colleague just got married. Recently, he always complains that his wife is unreasonable. A master couldn't bear to say: Reasoning with women really worried your IQ. . .

17, woke up WC in the morning and accidentally woke up his wife. She looked at the clock and slapped me: it's almost 8 o'clock. Why didn't you wake me up? What should I do if I am late? I am very wronged to say that today is the weekend. She slapped me again: You know it's the weekend, can't you get up quietly? Can't I sleep more? . . .

18, the young couple went for a walk in the park and saw someone practicing calligraphy on the ground. The wife thinks it's very interesting. After reading it for a while, she suggested to her husband, "Why don't you practice writing on this ground, too? You can exercise and cultivate your own morality without spending any money. " Unexpectedly, my husband thought about it and said gloomily, "If you think I'm lazy, just say so. You just want me to mop the floor often at home.

19, it's very hot at noon today. When I went to eat, a young couple sat at the next table. It seems that men are particularly afraid of that woman. The woman said to the man, "It's too hot. Let the boss turn on the fan.". Honey, are you hot? " The man said, "Is it hot?" How miserable this guy is. He doesn't even know whether he is warm or cold.

My 20 or 4-year-old son didn't study well and was resisted by his wife. I said to the good post: if you dare to hit my wife, I will hit your mother!

2 1, the wife is breast-feeding her daughter, and the daughter may have coughed and chewed her. . Now that both of them are crying, I don't know which one to comfort. .

22. Wife: "Husband, I burned my hand. It hurts! " Husband: "Didn't I tell you that toothpaste can relieve pain?" Wife: "I know, but I ate a tube of toothpaste and it still hurts!" " "Husband:" Mom, let's go to the hospital to have a look at our brains first. "

23. My wife is standing on the beach and has been posing in front of her husband. "How about it?" She said, "I lost a catty. Can you see that I am different from before? " My husband picked up a small stone and threw it into the sea, then said, "There is a stone missing on the beach. Can you see the difference? "

24. At dinner in the evening, my daughter asked curiously, "Mom, how did you marry your father?" My wife looked at me and said, "Look! Even the children feel strange. . . "

25. Playing guitar at home and joking with my wife: "If I really can't afford it in the future, I will take it to beg in the subway." She smiled and said, "You can eat by your face, but you must rely on your talent." I pretended to be shy and asked, "Really?" "Really, this face looks like the scene of a car accident. No one can be pitiful when they see it. "

26. Communication between husband and wife is very important, and nothing is non-negotiable. For example, today my wife scolded me, "Look at all the shit you've done!" I said calmly, "You should think more about my good side …" "My wife really took my advice and said," Look at all the good things you have done! "

27. I chased a young woman's car some time ago, and I became familiar with it after a while. She used to be a headhunter and asked for a copy of my resume, saying that there was a suitable opportunity to help me pay attention to the recommendation. I told my wife about it and lamented that the fate between people is really wonderful. My wife was calm and said nothing. A few days later, my wife chased the tail of a BMW 7 Series. This man is the boss of a company. My wife also told me that people are digging her up to be the general assistant, Nima!

29. Wife: Husband, why do men have mistresses? Husband: Because the second child is dishonest! He is on a business trip and calls his wife at night. His wife has been panting and says from time to time, "Ah-ah. . . "Cry! He asked his wife what had happened. My wife said it was cold and she wanted to make a hat for him! His heart warmed up and he sighed: It's good to have such a wife!

Before going on a business trip, my wife gave me an electronic bracelet. When I came back from a business trip, my wife asked me leisurely, was the trip exciting? At night, my heart rate is about 80 Why is it above 120? For a few minutes, my heart rate was above 150, and then 80. If your heart rate doesn't reach 150 tonight, I will break your third leg!

Editor's note: My wife came back from shopping and went home with a big bag of things. When the husband saw it, he said sourly, "Did Cary get a lot of money?" The wife replied: "You can brush it at night, just brush it!" "My husband listened, full of expectation, and when he ate dinner happily, he asked his wife," Can I brush it casually? "The wife glared, threw the rag into the pool, and said," Take away the bowls and pans and brush them casually! " "

The couple finally got married.

The couple finally got married. For the rest of my life, please let me take good care of you and love you.

This is Lao Zhang (Garf's surname)

I always want to thank you, thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.

Looking up at the rainbow and holding an umbrella in the rain is my deepest memory of you.

A sense of belonging means that you strongly want to be with him. "Security" means that you feel that he strongly wants to be with you. "Happiness" means that we both want to be together strongly and finally come together.

The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me look forward to the rest of my life.

7. I finally got the number plate of love, and the little girls who lined up behind me can disperse.

8. Don't doubt why I love you, just as the cloud loves the wind and rain. Actually, I don't quite understand why. I think it's like breathing without practice Because it is you.

9. Dogs sit at home and food falls from the sky.

10. If you don't leave, I won't give up.

1 1. I've been wandering the Jianghu all my life, and your appearance stopped me.

12. Because of xxx's good performance, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.

13. If you like, you can get a 20% discount.

14. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!

15. I am willing to be the little princess in your palm all my life!

16. I want to live with you forever, even if it is plain.

17. Please take care of me all my life.

18. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

19. My youth has nowhere to put, and I landed today.

20. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is to give a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.

The couple finally got married. 2 1. I didn't miss the heavy rain in those years or the love in those years. The girl I chased in those years is now my wife. ...

22. I am not the only woman in the world, but you chose me, which shows that I am the best for you.

23. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.

24. I met a particularly annoying person, who was particularly likable and not tired of reading it, so ...

Thank you for making my boring life interesting.

26. The ugliest person will get married, and the most beautiful person will be single.

27. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.

28. You will listen to me for the rest of your life!

29. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.

30. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket for life.

3 1. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay together all your life and never give up.

32. The Milky Way is rolling. You are the ideal on earth.

33. Your name has my heart, my name has your story, and our names will never be separated.

In fact, the most important thing today is: we.

35. After knowing you, not liking you has become the most difficult thing in the world.

36. How long is a life? Life is when I love you.

37. Be good to me and walk hand in hand.

38. Meeting you is my luck, and falling in love with you is destiny takes a hand.

There have been rumors recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.

40. Hello, everyone. Please have the money ready.

The couple finally got married. 3 4 1. I like you as you are!

From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

43. The happiest fairy tale is to be obsessed with tea with you.

44. We can only get the certificate at noon, because sooner or later I will die happily.

45. Happiness is knocking at home, not reaching for the cold key.

46. As long as I have you in the future, I am fearless.

47. Spend the rest of your life in the name of love.

48. After * years of inspection, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.

49. Wind can't take away faith, and rain can't take away persistence. We are singing songs that belong to us in the future.

50. The production cost is 0 yuan, which is in line with socialist values.

5 1. The three most important days in the world are the day when you are in the world and the day when you and I become us.

52. Who is not a person with a little red book?

When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire stops burning, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

54. It thunders in spring, windy in summer, rainy in autumn and snowy in winter. I have you all the year round, more than countless people in the world ~

55. Let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.

56. The national distribution has finally arrived.

57. Stepped into the grave at a young age. I hope you will not let me down.

58. Ask me if I love him? The answer may be a little long, and it will take a lifetime to answer it slowly.

59. The road is long and the years are long.

60. Your flowers were taken away with flowers and flowerpots.

A very beautiful sentence describes how difficult it is to have a bosom friend.

A beautiful sentence describing how difficult it is to have a bosom friend (I) 1. Don't let your girlfriend have a blue confidant. If it is blue, it will be green. Don't let your boyfriend be a confidante. If you are red, you will be yellow.

2. Because of friends; Because of my friends, I put away my stubborn temper; I turned your strengths into myself and your interests into mine. There is no reason to love my friends. All my efforts are worthwhile as long as I have friends. Maybe you don't realize that I'm still around to understand you, protect you and listen to your heart. Don't say too much about you, but always do something that cares about you. Your thoughtfulness often touches me, but I can't go beyond the boundaries of friends. I can't say something, so I won't say it. If I fail, I will be sad.

3. Many times, people should not expect to have any confidants, but a affectionate person is enough.

The emotion between you and him, the extraordinary friendship, cannot be simply classified as the fourth emotion of love. It is between friendship and love. Maybe you put it above friendship and love. Perhaps it is a deeper and richer feeling in your heart than friendship and love.

What a man is looking for in his life is not a wife or lover, but a more intimate person.

6. Walking alone in the vast sea of people, only fate can get together. It is the hardest thing to find a bosom friend in life. I am willing to exchange a thousand pounds for wine, and each bosom friend will have less cups. No matter how many years, I am glad to have you as a friend.

7. Such an open-minded, open-minded, selfless blue confidante should be a beautiful scenery line of life, and a wealth that money can't measure. Only by insisting on pure communication with each other in distance can this friendship become longer.

8. Doing business doesn't need to be earth-shattering, just success; Affection does not need sweet words, as long as it is sincere; Money need not be inexhaustible, as long as it is enough; The body does not need to live a long life, and health is good; Friends don't need to count, just have a confidant.

9. Time flies, I only care about you, and I am willing to infect your breath. It is not a pity that the geometry of life can gain a bosom friend and lose the power of life.

10. You talk to him about life and society, and you talk to him about your dream state of mind; You don't need to face to face with him. You often talk and laugh with him on the phone.

1 1. There is a confidant in the world who can not hate.

12. The mountain light in the west suddenly disappeared, and a bright moon slowly rose on the lake in the east. Hang your hair in the shade at night, open the window and lie down in a quiet and spacious place. The evening breeze sent waves of lotus fragrance, and the dew on the bamboo leaves made a crisp sound. I thought I would want to make a song, make a song, I just hate my friends in front of me. Feeling for a night, I miss my old friends all night, and it is hard to miss them in my dreams.

13. Friend, thank you! The hardest thing in life is to have a bosom friend and open your heart to me.

14. The accuracy and timeliness of battlefield target recognition are of great benefit to the situation assessment and threat assessment in the later period. Knowing ourselves and ourselves is also the key to winning the war.

15. Lan Yan just treats you as a buddy and loves you as a girlfriend. You are happy that he is crazy about you, and you are sad that he lends you a shoulder. You indulge him to accompany you, you fool around and he supports you.

16. On the first day, we went to western countries and heard the piano sound of Boya. When you really learn from the west, don't leave. Why do you just want to know my melancholy about this matter?

17. Wealth is not a permanent friend, but a friend is a permanent wealth.

18. Friends are a group of people-people you won't forget easily, people you think of first when you are in pain, people who don't need to say thank you for your help, people who don't have to feel guilty after being disturbed, people who won't look at you differently when you go to Maicheng, and people who won't change their names even if you step into the sky. It is enough to have a bosom friend in life, and treat each other with a bosom friend.

19. I am like a friend, like a lover.

20. Autumn wind comes everywhere, and rustling sends geese. When the morning light enters the courtyard, lonely guests smell it first.

2 1. Invisible face, but deeply imprinted in my mind; Love that can't be touched is hidden in two hearts. Because they understand each other, they are grateful; Because we are attached to each other, we cherish it more.

22. He won't let himself shine with dazzling love light, nor will he let himself burn a blazing love flame. You think of him quietly and read him silently. You hide him in your heart, in your spiritual home. He has been living in your dreams. When you meet him, your loneliness and weakness will have a place.

23. Friendship between friends will not be separated by distance, nor will it be worn away by time. As Wang Bo said, however, as long as China keeps our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor.

24. When you are alive, you need a confidant. Without a confidant, I feel very lonely. In order to be a bosom friend, I once set foot in Qian Shan and took Wan Li Road. I'm sorry that no one knows me and no one understands me. It's hard, but nothing is better than my parents not knowing my heart. Who can understand me? My heart is lonely. Confidante? He jun is also?

25. To be a bosom friend of a flower is to live in the spring of the soul.

I don't like to share my feelings. Because children don't want to leave others to make friends.

27. The so-called "know yourself and know yourself, and you will win a hundred battles", but I can't "know yourself and know yourself" for you, so naturally I can't "win a hundred battles". ...

28. Be my lifelong confidant, let me listen to you, feel you, and find a cool oasis in the hot summer.

29. People who know others are wise, and those who know themselves are wise-such as Zhongshan children.

30. Intimate friends and friendships don't have to be as sweet as juice, and it is inevitable to come and go in a hurry; And it shouldn't be like hard liquor. If you drink too much, you will lose your manners when you are drunk. A bosom friend, just like tea, has a faint fragrance and is always moist and lasting. When you only drink a ladle of water, a bosom friend is hard to come by.

3 1. He is your most loyal listener and your most sincere friend when you are most sad. He won't stay away from you because of your chatter, and he won't despise you because of your importune. He will tell you the best solution, and then walk out of your gloomy sky with you. When you are happy, he will fade out of your sight and quietly rejoice in your joy. He is your life.

32. A bosom friend not only smiles at the other person when he/she is happy, but also leans his/her shoulder on him/her when he/she is desperate. Let the other party believe that even if abandoned by the whole world, loneliness can only be seen from a distance, because there is always a pair of footprints with them and a blessing with them. A bosom friend is fate, because we have all gone through some similar years and have some similar feelings in the past.

33. I want to have a bosom friend, who will gently soothe my soul when I am happy, and will not ignite the flame that ignites the fire of my soul. I want to have a bosom friend who will quietly clear my heart when I am in pain and will not touch my inner pain. Want to have a bosom friend, when I am proud, quietly pull out my calm, don't stimulate my arrogance. Want to have a bosom friend, when I am lonely, look at my figure from afar and don't disturb the beauty of my heart.

34. Once you know each other, you will know each other for life.

35. When you are frustrated, your confidant gives you courage; When you are in trouble, a confidant gives you confidence and strength; Help you out of the bottom of your mind when you are confused; The communication between confidants is natural and frank; It is rare to have a bosom friend in life. The bosom friend is heart to heart, and the bosom friend is congenial. A confidant doesn't care about identity, wealth, beauty, ugliness or power; No need for hypocritical perfunctory, no need for false courtesy; Bosom friends treat each other sincerely, and bosom friends understand each other tacitly.

36. Usually, the wife is a confidante, and the confidante is a listener. In front of beautiful women, men can be tired birds or prodigals; Can be tired, can be lonely, can be helpless, can escape, can be lazy. And she can accept your night, give you peace and make room for your energy recovery.

37. A confidante is a feeling in your heart, which is for tasting, not for showing off among men.

At that time, I followed him everywhere and felt that he was my bosom friend, not a bosom friend, but also a bosom friend.

Among good friends, you must cultivate a bosom friend. Don't think you are so versatile and have many friends. In the end, there is only one person who really cares about you. Trust me.

40. It's great luck to meet someone exactly like yourself, but you can't help teasing him. Eating out can be compared to knowing what he is thinking about his children from the inside of the object and what he is thinking from the inside of the object.

4 1. It is enough to have a close friend in life, and treat them with the same mind.

42. There used to be few friends, but now there are even fewer.

Copywriting (Selected 40 Sentences) When I finally rest but get sick.

After a rest, I finally got sick. I don't want to get sick, take medicine or get an injection.

Only when we are sick will we deeply realize how important health is and how much we need to cherish it.

The greatest wealth of a person in this life is to be alive, and everything else is insignificant!

4. It's actually a sick meal. Even though I am sick, I look healthier than others.

A person in a foreign land is most afraid of getting sick.

I have a cold, so I don't feel well. Dear friends, please keep warm.

7. Illness and even good food can only disappoint people.

8. Do you deliberately fail to recognize my nasal and coughing sounds, or do you not care at all?

9. Because the fever didn't return his good night, he knew he cared about me.

10. I have caught a lot of colds recently. It tastes really bad. I sincerely wish you a speedy recovery.

1 1. It seems just right to meet you. It seems to be the beginning of a serious illness, and it seems to be the beginning of another serious illness.

12. This disease made me understand who I should cherish. Please go away, hypocrite.

13. Boring! Dizzy! I feel like I'm going to get sick! A cold sweat! It's so uncomfortable!

14. If time is really a good medicine, please tell me how long it will take to cure it.

15. Happiness is the most important thing in people's life. Having a healthy body, doing what you like happily and realizing your value safely is the greatest happiness in life.

16. It's really hard to get sick. I just want to sleep and do nothing.

17. Since I broke my arm and had two operations in the hospital alone, I really got used to loneliness. It's hard to fall in love with someone again, even if you used to like it very much.

18. When you are sick, dreaming is like a century!

19. Someone, I miss you. Someone, take care of yourself and don't get sick. Someone, you know I'm talking about you.

20. It breaks my heart to see the baby sick and uncomfortable. I used to think he was annoying sometimes. At this moment, I am too scared, afraid of losing him, and I would rather bear it myself. Baby, mom, you are mainly healthy and happy.

I had a good rest, but I was ill. A serious illness made me see clearly the sinister nature of people's hearts, and I must work hard to make money in the future.

22. Take care of yourself when you are sick. No one loves himself more than I do!

If you are ill, take more rest and take care of yourself. After all, I can't give you hot water, let alone hug, and I have to laugh with you as if nothing had happened.

24. If you want to be healthy, practice every day. Health is the companion of longevity, and exercise is the source of health.

25. He said he had a cold, and then you felt sick in your throat, headache and heartburn.

26. You are my medicine. The more I take it, the more I get scared. If I don't take it, I'm afraid I can't.

27. I am in the hospital. You don't know I'm sick. You don't know?

28. After this serious illness, I have paid more and more attention to the concept of slow delivery of life. For me, I reap the precipitation of my soul from slowness and get the sublimation of my soul from slowness.

29. If you are seriously ill, you can look at marriage and family calmly. They know that there is no woman who is completely suitable for a man's mind, and there is no man who is completely suitable for a woman's mind.

30. Who will take care of the fever? Caught a cold, who cares! You didn't bring it with you!

3 1. From now on, take care of yourself, take medicine when you are sick, eat when you are hungry, sleep when the time comes, and then become kind, gentle and generous.

32. The biggest mistake in life is to exchange your health for things outside your body. The biggest sorrow in life is to exchange life for personal troubles. The biggest waste in life is to solve your troubles with your life!

I told him that I was ill, and he didn't care. He just said that he was ill and went to the hospital. Why do you want to see me? Hehe, I smiled. We broke up yesterday.

34. I didn't know to take part in accidental amusement until I was ill.

35. Every time I feel that my cold is over, I start to be willful. As a result, my condition deteriorated rapidly and I was really annoyed again and again. Forget it, I'm going to take medicine.

36. After a life struggle, it is not only health and quality of life that counts.

37. It will clear up after a long cloudy day, and it will be fine if you are sick and uncomfortable.

38. I used to fantasize that I was ill and everyone would care about and love you! But how stupid I am to feel really sick now! Health is the most important!

39. I didn't know I was fragile until I got sick, and I wasn't as strong as I thought.

40. After you left, I got a serious illness, which made me miserable.