202 1 the most ironic online speech

No jealousy, no pandering, no conversation, no embarrassment.

-the best state for two people to get along.

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1. Your illness is very serious;

2. But it can be cured;

But it needs a lot of money.

The doctor's three sentences can make you feel the ups and downs of life.

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Journey to the West tells us,

All the goblins with backgrounds were taken away,

Those with no background were killed by a stick.

-a new interpretation of The Journey to the West.

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Women are like stocks,

Stocks that were originally optimistic fell when they were bought.

Weaknesses and shortcomings that were not seen before are exposed;

Once thrown out, it becomes so cute in other people's hands.

-Men judge women

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What does it mean to grab a red envelope? Just like the old society,

The rich man stood at his door and threw a copper coin.

A group of beggars are crawling around on the ground.

The rich man smiled.

-Don't spend all your good fortune on it.

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After studying right and wrong for more than 20 years,

Only then did I realize that reality only talks about winning or losing.

Everything has colors, not just black and white.

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It is said that every person in China touches his mobile phone 150 times a day on average.

I smiled: How is this possible?

Obviously just once, pick it up when you wake up and put it down before going to bed.

-the netizen said.

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The problem of son preference in China has not been solved for thousands of years.

Let real estate solve it!

-Mother-in-law

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Self-portrait 3 thousand, only one.

-Self-cultivation of taking photos in friends circle

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Don't judge others easily,

Because you haven't experienced his life.

—— User Xiao Fang

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My Alipay is not worthy of your shopping cart.

-there is an emotional sadness.

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Most of the time,

Give children the best education, these three are enough:

1. Take responsibility and make a demonstration; 2. Patience; Wait.

It is not difficult to be a good parent.

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My mother made me furious.

I don't like taking pictures, but she forced me to go.

Take a picture of me and send it to a circle of friends.

-10-year-old girls keep diaries on Children's Day.

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A man crossed the street and fell in love.

A car crossed the street and hit it. This is called a car accident.

Unfortunately, cars always collide and people always have to make way.

-lines in the movie "Tuina"

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Don't think your parents are old and dirty.

Because they are the people in the world who think you are not dirty,

Our parents' kindness is something we can never repay.

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All the anger on the internet is basically due to lack of money;

The basic goal of all online inspiration is to make money;

All the happiness on the internet is basically rich people.

-The current situation of the Internet

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Many people come into your life,

Just to teach you a lesson and turn around and leave.

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Hold your breath,

Turn over your face, bend down and raise your head.

-Yi Zhongtian comments on Sun Quan.

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Every time you bargain,

As long as you can cut it off, you will feel cheated.

-Bargaining mentality

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Comparing wages with salaries,

Is a shortcut to finding unhappiness.

Don't ask others how much they earn.

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If a person has private money

You can hide it in the stock market,

Make sure no one finds out,

Because you don't even know where the money went.

-big hidden in the city, the stock market.

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I don't buy stocks to make money,

But because it takes brains to analyze stocks,

Getting Alzheimer's disease is not easy.

-Hangzhou 97-year-old man escaped the stock market crash.

As a stock god, he claimed to buy stocks to prevent Alzheimer's disease.

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High emotional intelligence, mainly to make others happy;

High IQ is mainly to make yourself happy;

IQ is not high, EQ is not high,

Mainly because I am unhappy and don't want to make others happy.

-IQ and EQ

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Well-dressed people,

Appear in a decent place, see the same kind,

As you can see, this is social.

-Zhang Ailing

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In China,

Looking for qualified restaurant waiters,

It's hard to be a part-time worker or a nanny.

Unless you serve the leader,

For example, waiters in the Great Hall of the People,

Otherwise, the people of China will not be patient,

Willing and dedicated to serving others.

-Wang Fuzhong, a professor at the Central University of Finance and Economics, talks about the service industry

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10 years old happiness is steaming and eating fresh;

20-year-old happiness is stir-fried, eating is fierce;

30-year-old happiness is already braised in soy sauce, eating aftertaste.

As for the future, it is the Buddha jumping off the wall in Micari, with mixed feelings and lasting time.

-Xu Yi's "The Taste of Old Times"

202 1 satirical classic sentences

1, stand higher and pee farther.

2, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.

3, because of such a scientific truth, peas and rice just don't tell you. Just so-so, third in the world.

I always don't understand a question. Why do some people think you are a man?

I come from China, and death is the soul of China. It is impossible for me to learn English.

6, I am tea, you are water, you come to soak me!

7. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I will die soon.

9. I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

10, usually a woman says to a man, "I'm not suitable for you." In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

1 1, where there are plenty of herbs in the world, why unrequited love for a flower?

12, telling lies with real names in practice and telling the truth with pseudonyms in collection.

13, your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

14, your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, and it is sand and left.

15, beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

16, the fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water falls petal mercilessly.

17, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

18, explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

19, I am tempted when I see a beautiful woman, and my sweet words deceive my heart.

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

2 1. Children regard toys as partners, while adults regard partners as toys.

22, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent.

23, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some flood, you will flood, give you some color, you will open a dye house.

24. Optimistic about the future and pessimistic about people's hearts.

25. The fewer enemies or confidants, the safer.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

27. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

28. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

202 1 aesthetic network sentence

1. Think about yourself. This language is the most important. The biggest enemy in life is not others, but yourself. If you defeat yourself, you will be invincible. To treat yourself as yourself is to ask yourself not to have a hard time with yourself. Don't be angry because of a small position, meager salary, or even some gossip and disdain of others. You should face all kinds of honor and disgrace, all kinds of love and hatred with a calm and indifferent attitude.

I never thought it would end like this. A mistake over the years buried everything. Looking at the familiar but unfamiliar buildings on both sides of the street, I suddenly realized that this is not something that can be changed. I hope it will become an eternal existence, but it is just a dusty obsession in my mind. Finally understand that nothing is eternal.

Dancing in the cold in winter, watching people come and go in the open world, standing in the distance of the ends of the earth, cold and windy and rainy occasionally. The geese in the distant sky go away without singing, and the temperature of life measures the distance between life and death. I walked all the way, and it was cold. The black and white film of life, I don't want to be so gray, but also lonely and silent. A person curled up, curled up in the dark.

4. When I miss someone very much, when I look up at the plane that occasionally flies in the air, I feel that some people will disappear in my life sooner or later. Just like that plane, I try my best to make myself walk a long way, watching the passing cars and street scenes, just to drown those past-

Lonely people will always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I will always think of you endlessly every night when the stars fall and count my loneliness over and over again.

6. I don't like looking at the sky and talking, but I dare not look at the sky when talking.

7. Everyone who is really strong has to live without help and support. Everything is supported by oneself, and all emotions are only known to oneself. But as long as you bite the bullet, everything will be different. You have worked hard and tried your best to be qualified to say that you are unlucky. No matter who you are, no matter what you are going through, stick to it and you will see your strongest self.

8. Things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

9. At that meeting, in the waiting hall, the smiling man shouted I love you to her. I'm shocked. I went to high school together. I just moved the girl's thoughts and rushed up to hug his neck. He froze and never moved again. Three years later, the golden couple, the right person in everyone's eyes, married hand in hand. Later, the years passed and were ruined by the woman in black. She was in tears and asked why. He said: I loved you that day, and this is what I said to her.

10. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

1 1. Do you know what it's like to miss someone? The mobile phone has been in my hand, dialing those numbers over and over again, but I never have the courage to dial out; You know what it's like to miss someone. When the phone rings, you will be flustered, but when you see the caller ID, you will be deeply lost. Do you know what it's like to miss someone, always sitting in front of the computer, staring blankly at the screen, but thinking about you all the time?

12. Take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

Life needs to wait. Waiting for a gust of wind, waiting for a bloom, waiting for the arrival of Iraqis, waiting for the strong voice of life. The mind also needs to persist in waiting. Stick to the windless sun and moon, stick to the loneliness of falling flowers, stick to the emotional blank, and stick to ordinary life. Only by knowing how to wait and stick to it can we take our time, laugh at bloom and end the holy fruit.

14. The road of life is very long. If you just lose it sadly, then you will have nothing. Only those who have the ability to enjoy the lost happiness can truly taste the happiness of life. Let yourself bear the lost things, maybe you will feel very painful, so you have to bear them yourself, and no one else can replace you. Injury and pain prove that you have grown up and matured. When you lose, you can cry, you can vent, you can talk to your friends, and your world will be full of sunshine.

15. People should be lonely. When focusing on a career or research results, loneliness and loneliness are the calmness of life. Indifferent to life and focusing on one's studies, such loneliness and loneliness are like fertile buds, and they are also experiencing frustrated storms, bearing the joy of conquest and stepping towards the other side of success step by step!

16. In life, we should not only enjoy the joy of harvest, but also enjoy the pleasure of loss. Loss is a kind of pain, but also a kind of happiness. Because when you lose it, you will get it. Without the sun, we can enjoy the stars all over the sky; Without green, we can get rich autumn; After losing our youth, we entered a mature life friend. Don't feel sorry for losing them. Face them bravely and face life bravely!

17. I forgot when I started to like lying in bed alone and pressing keys on my mobile phone; I forgot when we started to use school to refresh our mood; Forgetting when, going to other people's space is also a kind of concern; I forgot when sharing became a habit at school. It turns out that mobile phones can fill the emptiness in my heart, and lonely people can't live without mobile phones.

18. I don't know how to say the dialogue, the expression is not sad, the story is written, and the ending is not lonely. What can I do to make love happy? I don't know why some things hurt people. I want to travel far away with a heavy backpack, but I can't find anyone to travel with me!

19. I count your smiles every day, but you were so lonely when you were in Lian Xiao. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

20. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future? Classic statement

2 1. Whether a person is mature or not does not mean that he has spoken a lot of profound truths, nor does it mean that his ideological realm has reached a high level. It is comfortable to treat people, but also humble. By accepting others, you can keep your edges and mellow and live yourself. Mature people don't need excuses, just a smile. Wisdom focuses on the long term; Wisdom depends on hearing and seeing, and wisdom depends on the wisdom of the heart.

22. There is a kind of pain that is very painful. Pain to the left atrium, and then despair. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand will happen. In reality, many people can be our mirrors. Some people exist to let you know that you can try to learn like him. Some people exist to tell you that doing the opposite of what they say is good for you.

23. There is a kind of forgetfulness. If there is no pain, it will drift with the wind, and if there is bloom, there will be flowers. When you look back, you find that it is youth that is so easy to forget; There is a kind of forgetfulness, vivid, you try your best to scrape his figure off, he is still in memory; In life, some people come and go, some people go and come back, some people are close at hand, and some people are far away.

24. After experiencing the ups and downs of life and the pain of losing his wife, in many ordinary days, a calm heart often surges with inexplicable feelings. I know this feeling is sincere and dedicated to the world. There are always setbacks and opportunities in life. But because of this feeling of passion, my heart is always surging and ups and downs, and there is always sunshine in my heart, so I keep going on the road of life.

25. In this sad and bright March, I beat the horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence.

26. True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of the soul and the depth of the soul. No matter how good others are, they are others. Not all the past is beautiful, and there are many scars that we want to erase but can't erase. Some people say that the painful past can be forgotten, but even if it is forgotten, it does not mean that it really does not exist. Since we can't omit the process, we have to endure it silently.

27. I am unhappy because I can't live a simple life; In fact, don't put down what you deliberately pursue, don't ask for anything from life, and don't create an image for yourself. In fact, simplicity itself is a kind of happiness.

202 1 classic network quotations

20xx Classic Network Quotations

1, I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

2. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take money to hold a money field.

Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

4. People who care don't understand, and those who do don't care.

I just want to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to bump into the wall.

6. After all, you have to get hurt yourself before you learn to be smart. ...

7. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just about enough, and don't overdo it.

8. One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.

9. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

10, the most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

1 1, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

12, the scenery is beautiful from a distance, and I want to call the police from a close look.

13, some questions have no answer, which is the final answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

14. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

15, some people, death doesn't matter to me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

16, who will wait for you there after time passes?

17, seeing beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

18, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.

19, in the workplace, I should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

20. I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.

2 1, in this world, sincerity is scarce and should be saved.

22. There are two me in this world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

23. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

24. Want to come, Wanshui Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.

25. How many children who are tone-deaf are proud of a song?

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

27, hug is really a very strange thing, obviously so close, but can't see each other's face.

28. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

29. How far is forever? Get out, boy.

30, a face of false prosperity.

3 1. Some people have a powerful aura, which makes people want to be strangers with them all their lives.

32. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

33. A grain of salt is the sea when you lose your temper.

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

35. After all, happiness is not Cao Cao. How can you say it?

36. Happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

38. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

39, a gentle and graceful gentleman, a lady is good.

40. I have planned how to spend 5 million yuan, but I didn't win the prize.

4 1, I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

42. When I was a child, I lacked calcium, but when I grew up, I lacked love.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

44. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

46. Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.

47. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

I wish you loneliness and longevity.

50. Shake if you like, or roll if you don't like.