Humorous sentences of families who have difficulty getting up; Copy of a friend in bed (60 sentences)

1. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

2. Talking about money hurts feelings, and talking about feelings hurts money the most.

3. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

Even if I am stupid, it doesn't matter to you.

5, don't be nice to everyone, they won't give you money.

6. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

7. I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.

8. Time is stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

I don't know you very well, but you can take money to make friends with me.

10, ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

1 1, are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

12, you think money can't bring happiness, it's just because you are not rich enough.

13. If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

14, I can have no money, no house and no car, but I'm slutty.

15, I came into my life and I have been preparing for you all my life.

16, life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

17, why don't I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

18, if I keep staring at you in class, don't be shy, I'm in a daze.

19, it takes two hands to make a sound. If you shoot it on your face, it will be very loud.

20. Happiness is really simple: someone loves it; Have something to do; Look forward to it

2 1. Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon-letting competition, and I went alone.

22. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, so many lies need to be told again.

23. Gold will shine sooner or later, but even if you are gold, you will spend it sooner or later.

24. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After I met you, it was all dark.

25. The cold water you spilled on me will definitely boil and be poured back to you. Do not believe, wait and see.

26, women chase men's sandwich yarn, men chase women's sandwich mom, and may even be a car across the suite.

27. When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

28. Emotion has always been a double-edged sword, which can hurt others as well as yourself.

29. I always thought you were special. I didn't expect you to be such a special scum.

30. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

3 1, I'm afraid I'll scare you when I say it. I also have a background and can run two programs.

32. Every time you weigh yourself, you tell yourself that if you are light, you will lose weight. When you get heavier, for example, your breasts get bigger again.

33. The first time I met a customer, the customer reached out and wanted to shake my hand. When I was nervous, I took out a pair of scissors.

Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

35. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

36. Although I don't know what the math teacher said in class, I feel very powerful.

37, who is it, holding my hand and gathering my half-life madness; Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement.

38. I used to have eight abdominal muscles, but I became obsessed with the ninth one, and I became one in 1999.

39. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

40. What wakes me up every day is neither peeing. It is not an alarm clock, nor a dream, but poverty!

4 1. The best way to remember a person is to borrow money from him and not pay it back.

42. A person's love destroys the power of youth and adds a sentimental look to life.

As soon as I heard that the leader was going to raise the fine, I knew that his private money had been discovered by his wife again.

44, why do you always meet love rat, give me a good reflection is it because you are too beautiful.

45. I said: How can I thank you for your kindness? Let me marry you! He said, "How can I bite the hand that feeds me?

46, you are willing to give others as toilet paper, people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and the paper is hard to scratch your ass.

47. It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle.

48. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

49. Love is complementary. When I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good, I am not so angry.

50. Love is actually very simple: think of each other while eating delicious food, and then take pictures and send them to her.

5 1, praise beauty, well done, is called confidence. Shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality.

52, it is said that the corner meets love, TMD, I was not careful, I didn't reach the corner, and I was hit by a car when I turned the corner!

Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

54. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

I can't help playing a game before going to bed. If I lose, I can't sleep. If I win, I'm too excited to sleep. Forget it. Let's try again.

56. Whenever a foreigner takes a Chinese listening test, Jay Chou's songs will be played to him, so that foreigners can understand what it is like not to understand anything.

57. Actually, it's not your fault that the dog is ugly. I know, it's really shameless. It can't save you. Can you get a new stalk? Oh, my God.

As long as we persist in self-study, study hard, have a correct attitude and endure loneliness every day, the final victory must belong to those who play well in the examination room.

59. A university is like a bus at the school gate. Get on the bus and go back and forth, another semester. Get in the car, go back and graduate!

At the age of 60, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.