Crosstalk about the weather

Liu Baorui

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In the Qing dynasty, there was a temple near Tongzhou, which was a temple. The man said, this is not nonsense! I have not finished my words yet. It's Tianwang Temple. There lived a teacher in the temple. His surname is Bai, and he is nicknamed "Mr. Free Meal". Teach a few students. One day, Mr. Zhang was teaching a book. He sent someone to invite Mr. Free Food. He is going to file a lawsuit with others, asking for an explanation. Mr. Free Meal said to the students, "You should study hard. I will write an introduction for the old members. I’ll be right back. If you don't study hard, you can't recite books in the future. I can type next to each other. "

However, when the teacher left, several children stopped reading. (talking like a child) "Why is it so hot today? Stop reading. Let's go out to cool off. " Outside the temple gate, the man said, "Hey, let's play." The one said, "Why should we play?" "Let's hide Brother Meng!" Playing and playing, a bean jelly seller came over and shouted, "Hot and sour bean jelly!" " The child was running very hot, and a pupil ran over and said, "Hey! Selling bean jelly, I pay. " "Don't sell a dollar, four pence a bowl. ""Hey, I only have a penny. Hey, did you get it? " The pupil said, "I have a penny, too. "This one says," I have a penny, too. The youngest one said, "I have a penny, too." . Let's buy it. "Four people chipped in to buy a bowl. This student is a little older than Bi. He is the president of the university, but he is only fifteen years old. He took this bowl of bean jelly and said, "I tell you, we are students, and we should take the holy road." The book clearly says,' The older ones come first, and the younger ones come later'. I am older than you, so I'll drink first. I'll take three sips, and then you can share them. The three children were very anxious: "What, you drank three mouthfuls?" It's gone in one bite. We are small, so we should drink first. "So, no, I'll spend money first. I need a drink first. It says I'll drink first, and it says I'll drink first. Four people quarreled and fought. Just then, the teacher came back. " What are you doing? ""oh! Teacher, let's drink bean jelly. " "Why are you fighting for jelly money?" "One of us collected a penny, and four people bought a bowl of bean jelly. Our elder brother said,' the older one comes first, the younger one comes later'. He took three sips first and then gave us some. Think about it, if this jelly keeps getting better, it will be gone, because we quarreled. " The teacher said, "Nonsense! Let you study hard, don't study, go out to buy things to eat, buy jelly, and fight! In addition, children can't drink jelly at home! Drinking bean jelly will upset the stomach. Did you give money? " "yes." "Give can't drink. Don't drink. I'll drink it if you bring it. "Tyrol, he drank." Come on, go back to school! "

You think, let him drink jelly, who can learn? University President reading of the analects of confucius. The first sentence is: "Confucius said, always learn." Confucius learned and remembered, but forgot all about it. "Confucius said,' learn and ...' Confucius said,' learn and ...'" Mr. said, "learn and always learn." "Confucius studied from time to time and bought Mr. Tofu Brain to eat ..." The gentleman said, "Where is this sentence? Don't even look at it, school is over! " Why is school over? He's a little ashamed, too

When the four children came out, they complained, "You are really unlucky. I'll take three sips first and leave you one. " The teacher drank it all at once. The man said, "If you drink it, we can't drink it." ""This teacher is wrong! He drank it all. Let's get rid of his hatred by scolding him! This one said, "After scolding, he won't hit you when you go to school? "Simply, the four of us write a sentence to scold him." "Where is it written?" "Write it on this screen." Red shadow wall, which can contain lime. The child dug a piece of white ash in the crack. The president of the university said, "Who writes first?" The youngest student is only nine years old. Although he is young, he is very clever. "Who writes first, that is.

Do you have to ask? The elders are in front, and the younger generation is behind! "University can't, take lime to write four words on the screen. Poetry should be five-character poetry or seven-character poetry. How can he write four words? You see, that kid doesn't have much knowledge either. There is no poem, but it is a slip of the tongue. It says, "Four Brothers." "You write it!" Pass the white ash to the child, and the child wrote four words: "* * * make up four words." "It's your turn to write!" These four words are "buy a bowl of bean jelly." "Kid, it's your turn to write! One-inch pursed his mouth: "Can't I write?" "Write four sentences to scold the teacher. You wrote' four brothers',' four articles' and' buy a bowl of bean jelly'. These three sentences have nothing to do with the teacher; That's all I have left. How to write it? " "No matter that! You must write a sentence. "One inch anxious, this anxious, anxious words." I write! " He wrote four words: "Mr. All-inclusive". Well, it's more like four people getting together. Just like: "Four brothers, * * * chipped in four pence to buy a bowl of bean jelly, and my husband took it all." "Well, let's go. "

Just after four pupils left, four candidates and four pro-boys came to visit the temple. After reading it, he was about to leave when the third brother said, "Eldest brother, second brother and fourth brother, please leave later. Look how powerful these four heavenly kings are! Let's leave him a souvenir. One person writes poems to show his respect for these four heavenly kings. " The boss said, "Where to write?" "Write it on this screen." "No pen?" "This is a lime." Just now, the child dug a big hole in the wall and exposed a lot of lime. The boss wrote seven words on the screen wall with lime. It says "Tianwang Temple is a Dharma Body". The second child wrote, "You look like Long Lin in armor". "Third, it's your turn!" The third one is "The brain is as big as a bucket". The second child said, "Well, if you are tall, your head will be big." You think it makes sense to write like this. That's what the storyteller said: "Come and raise your height by two feet. Your head is like a bucket of wheat." Listen to this. You can't say, "Come and raise your height by two. Your head is so small." That's garlic. "old

Fourth, it's your turn to write. "I ate too much cold medicine after four hours. It's a bit silly to say that I'm stupid." Yes, yes, yes, I can't write. ""Why can't you write? " "Tianwang Temple club protector, high you wrote. Put on the armor like Long Lin, and you wrote your clothes. My head is as big as a bucket. You wrote it all. What else should I write? The second child said, "Write anyway! """Yes, yes. What should I write? Tall, big head? He must have eaten a lot. But if you eat too much, you have to pull more. "Hey, he has something to say! Seven words were written: "15 Jin for a dunghill." The third said, "Is it more like this? People pull fifteen pounds at a time? " "Never mind, this is the word I use." The boss said, "Leave him alone and let's go."

No sooner had the four men left than the teacher came out of the room and said to himself, "Oh dear! It's too hot. It's going to rain. " Suddenly look at the screen, "hate! Who drew some white lines on this wall? " Because the gentleman's eyes are not very good, he became white. I took a closer look and said, "oh, it's not a white line, it's a word." One line, two lines, three lines, four lines ... Oh, it's still poetry. " How many more poems do you want to count? "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven ... Oh! Eleven-character poem. " Actually, it's not like this. The four candidates in the exam are all adults, with noisy bodies and seven-character poems written on them; Those four children have just written a four-character poem. They are short and written at the bottom. It happened that I wrote the right paragraph, but it was not the right paragraph, and it was a little crooked. Mr Wang's eyes are killing me. He is not nearsighted, but squint. Let him watch him. "Oh, I'll read it:' Tianwang Temple Four Brothers.' Yes! Four generals of the Magic Family, Mo Liqing, Mo Lihong, Mo Lihai and Mo Lishou, good. "After reading the second sentence, he was puzzled!" Lin, who is like a dragon in armor, made up four articles, huh? What are the four heavenly kings doing with four pence? "I read the third sentence more fresh:" What do you mean by eating bean jelly with a big head? "? Oh, here's another sentence! A bubble of dung 15 Jin was swallowed by Mr. Wang himself! "Can I eat?

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