What are the classic cold jokes?

1, it hurts to be hit in the face by life. If you say you are not afraid, life will think you have a big face.

It's so cold that everything is frozen hard. Even my bank account was frozen today.

When eating in a restaurant, I saw that the chicken soup served was black and muddy, and it looked very unclean. So I called my boss and asked, and the boss said calmly, soup is no problem, because it is black-bone chicken! I snorted: How can black-bone chicken be sold so cheaply? The boss quickly apologized: sorry, sorry. I shouted back: waiter, the 60 pieces of chicken at 10 table were miscalculated and changed to 130!

4. Q: "There is a fool on the plane. Take down the toilet and throw it away. Why? " A: "I'm not a fool!" " "

There are people everywhere in this world, just kites on the bed.

6. No one in life is easy, even Sicong has to worry about how to spend money every day.

7. Zhuangzi and Keiko swim in Haoliang. Zhuangzi said, "Fish swim leisurely and have fun." Keiko said, "You are not a fish. How can you know that fish are happy?" ? Zhuangzi said, "You are not me. How do you know that I don't know that fish are happy?" " ? " Confucius said, "It is better to be a father than to know a son."

8. Up to now, the mortality rate after birth has remained at 100%, which remains high.

9.a: "Do you have 10,000 in your hand now? Call me if you have 10 thousand. " B: "Yes, yes, but it's still useful for me to keep it!" A: "Please, I have one all afternoon. Help me!" ! "

10, "Grandpa, I'll interview you live. How many years have you been doing this morning exercise? " "Girl, get out of the way! I'm in a hurry! "

1 1. The woodcutter's axe fell into the river, and the river god gave him a gold axe and a silver axe to reward his honesty. The woodcutter returned home happily, only to find that the two axes were bought by the river god from Pinto. One is a complete axe, and the other is a very good axe.

12. Before you go bald, every hair that falls doesn't feel responsible.