What are some funny sentences that describe the hot weather?

1. It took an hour to put on makeup and opened the door without makeup.

I was scalded by tap water.

3. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

I hope Jam Hsiao is in my city every day.

5. Steamed steamed buns in the house; Teppanyaki outside!

6. I just need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.

7. A man fell and his face was badly burned.

8. The table is too hot. Mahjong burned as soon as it was set!

9. I want to fly to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

10. If I die, I will only die of heat.

1 1. Eat cold dishes, or they will soon become hot dishes!

12. The supermarket owner told me: What are you doing? You have opened the refrigerator door to choose drinks for ten minutes.

13. My life is given by air conditioning.

14. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation.

15. It's all cooked pork belly, and I almost brought salt to myself.