Talk about the humor of freezing people to death in autumn

The humor of freezing people in autumn is as follows:

1, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

2. It's so cold! If you can't hug me, please buy me a coat.

3. I am a wolf in the north and frozen into a dog in the south.

4. The most sorry thing all winter is the hand that sticks out from the bed to play with the mobile phone.

5. Others' indifference is coquetry, and yours is really indifference!

6, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

7. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

8. "Do you want to be a warm man?" "yes." "Put on the long pants first." You either wear it or you don't. The autumn trousers are there, neither fat nor thin.

9. Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, went to the West Building alone, and silently wore long trousers.

10, the weather is getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.