Talk about the funniness in summer.

A collection of funny stories about summer

With the vigorous development of online social interaction, more and more people will talk about it in their leisure time to share their thoughts on life and express their joys and sorrows. Still struggling to find a personality and unique talk? The following is a funny talk about summer that I collected. Welcome to share.

Funny talk in summer 1

1. The hot sweat from sleep makes my heart dry.

2. I am an air conditioner. Do you love me?

3. I am crying in every pore.

4. Long hair and waist are already hot!

5. There is no need to ignite the car when it is started.

6, to the summer when we will eventually die of heat!

7. Watermelon is my mistress and summer mistress.

8. Every cell needs air conditioning.

9. Mahjong gets burnt as soon as it comes on stage ...

1. It's so hot that it can't stop!

11. Summer is very hot. Do you know winter?

12, this summer, is it going to heat me to death!

13. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

15. Someone died again today. His name is Hot.

16. The weather is so hot that I really want to be beaten back to the cold palace.

17. Mosquitoes don't bite people, but only cold water pipes.

18. Hou Yi, your mother called you out to shoot the sun! !

19. My little friend and I were both stunned by the heat.

2. This summer mat feels like an electric blanket.

21. In summer, the poisonous hot sunshine erodes the unhealed injuries.

22. My sister's hair on the bus made me look all over my face.

23. It's not naivety that beats me, but naivety!

24. The air conditioner seller bought a house in Beijing's Second Ring Road.

25. Lying on a summer mat feels like iron plate beef tenderloin.

26. I will sleep naked tonight! 15 mosquitoes praised it.

27. It's such a hot day, should I change my hairstyle?

28. The heat is unbearable. I am unusually hot and my heart is bored.

29. The bright moon surprises the magpies, and the breeze sings cicadas in the middle of the night.

3. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

31. Although I didn't do anything, I was sweating like a pig.

32. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense!

33. I obviously bought an air conditioner, but Nima blew heating.

34. It's really a difference between life and death to go out for dinner at noon!

35. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath when the water is cut off in this heat.

36. I'd rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

37. It won't be broken if it gets so hot. The wings have melted!

38. I finally know why our ancestors wore only one leaf.

39. We are all "acquaintances" and Lori has become a "mature woman".

4. The technological era in which instant noodles can be cooked with tap water has finally come true. Funny talk about summer 2

1. The sun at noon in summer is like a flame burning in the sky. At this time, the sun seemed to feel extremely hot, so she ran into the clouds and asked Sister Yun to wipe her sweat.

2. In summer, the branches of willow become hard and the leaves are green, which is the most brilliant moment in its life.

3. Turn into a familiar side street at will, as always bustling and noisy, and unexpectedly meet a quiet little flower shop off guard. A small piece of light blue is secluded in a smoky market in this small southern town.

4. The cool breeze in midsummer blows away the hot anxiety, and the orange dusk embraces the thin dawn. I will love you for a long time this summer.

5. The dream of summer is the starlight of fireflies, white shirts, soaked uniforms, beautiful rainbows, cicadas singing endlessly at night, and sweet smell of you. 6. Summer with people you like is called summer, with cicadas chasing dramas, eating watermelons in air-conditioned rooms, drinking soda, and going out with people you like, but my July and August can only be called those days when it is very hot.

7. On summer nights, there are many stars in the sky. I'm sitting in the yard swinging, and my favorite person is around.

8. Holding a can of peach soda, I gently hand it to you. Your soft eyes are like stars falling.

9. The weather in midsummer, the fiery sunshine, swept away the crystal dew in the morning and ruled the universe until after dusk. What a heavy and boring time!

1. I miss summer. I mean the summer of that year.

11. Year after year, it's summer in a hurry.

12. You will encounter many summers in your life, but none is like this one.

13. In summer, there is always a feeling of bubbles. The beautiful and clean sky, the rich green trees and the golden sun, although they really exist, make people feel as unreal as bubbles.

14. The sea washes the footprints on the beach, and you walk in a whisper, filled with cool wind.

15. The breeze blows across the sea, and cicadas are singing among the clouds. The twittering laughter left footprints in different shades on the beach, and the sun dazzled in the hot summer, blurring the return of the ship far and near.

16. The sunshine in the afternoon is warm, and that beautiful lie is my father's warm love. In the winter sky, the warm sun in the afternoon adds warmth to the sky.

17. This summer, the wind met cloud fireflies and starlight, and I met you.

18. In the summer evening breeze, the curtains are gently blown, and the twilight is dim, so I will doze off, and I almost decide to live like this.

19. Summer is hidden in the branches, and so is love.

2. In summer, in my impression, there are bright dewdrops in the morning and many stars at night.

21. It's refreshing to walk in the fields after the pouring rain in summer. The frogs in the pond kept barking, and with the songs of cicadas, the troubles had already vanished. Funny talk about summer 3

1. Lights and rivers, summer people.

2. I want to sell the orange-flavored sky in summer to Van Gogh, and then look at the clouds that the plane crossed in the sky, which surprised me all afternoon. Holding Sprite, listening to the breeze.

3. The small fan is slightly cool, and the summer is long.

4. The color of the sunshine in the morning of summer dreams is the haze of summer dusk and the nostalgia of cicadas in the night.

5. Chinese rose can beautify the environment. It is not afraid of wind and rain, sun and insects. As long as there is soil and water, it can survive and give us a better environment.

6. I like my cowardice, pain and embarrassment, as well as the light in summer, the smell of the wind and the chirping of cicadas. I like these, I like them very much, and the beer I drank with you.

7. I like my cowardice, pain and embarrassment. I like the light in summer, the smell of the wind and the chirping of cicadas. I like these very much.

8. Willow leaves are rolling, flowers are hanging their heads, the earth is steaming, the lake is hot, and dragonflies are flying around the lake in a low voice. This is it telling the fish: Good news, it's going to rain!

9. Summer is mysterious. At night, hot people don't want to sleep. Grandpa is lying in a rocking chair, fanning his fan. I look up at the stars in the sky and count them without blinking, but I can't count them all.

1. People who are still running outdoors on summer nights either have a lot of love or want to be loved.

11. A cool breeze blows with the smell of earth. From a distance, it looks like a raging wave in the green sea, and the wheat seedling is green like a huge emerald placed in the field.

in December and July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

13. Is it sunny in summer, or does summer touch your light?

14. I hope my grades will shine all summer.

15. On a summer night, the sun was so tired that it went back to sleep under the cloud bed. The stars and the moon, full of spirits, appeared in the sky, giving off a moving light. Crickets and frogs who had not slept were cicadas, singing in the big trees in the pond in the grass.

16. It seems that all the good things happen in summer.

17. It's still cool in summer, and it's dark in the countryside at night, but I just happen to see the stars shining all over the sky.

18. Looking at a large piece of brightly colored cherry blossoms, I really doubt that the Nine-Day Fairy scattered the torn colored satin on the earth.

19. When summer comes, the weather is getting hotter and hotter. The sun shines brightly on the earth.

2. I want to write long sentences about summer and slow down the happy days. Funny talk about summer 4

1. Drinking iced coke and burping is the taste of summer

2. Wearing a white shirt to watch the summer sunset with you

3. Did the butterfly I drew on your palm fly away

4. Even if it rains, it will clear up in spring, and then you will feel that summer is deep

5. Spring thunder is booming, which wakes up summer.

6. wear slippers and string together.

7. Passing through the wilderness of the school flower shop and going to the seaside

8. I want to meet you in the summer when cicadas are singing

9. The sparrows outside the window are talkative on the telephone poles

1. My summer is like carbonic acid, which dissipates if I'm not careful

11. You left after autumn, winter, spring and summer

12. I'm still looking forward to the arrival of this summer.

13. Let's surf the sea in the sunshine to attract his attention

14. summer summer quietly went over and left a little secret

15. Plum-flavored summer and cola-flavored watermelon

16. Can you compare yourself to a summer day?

17. You are a feeling written in the summer night breeze.

18. You are also a summer I can't go back to.

19. It's summer in your place, but it's a whole brush with me.

2. I kissed the wind and it will blow in your face immediately.

21. The beer rock music that was over was forgotten in summer.

22. You will meet many summers like this in your life.

23. If we meet at the seaside, let's go for a walk together in the evening.

24. Even the rain doesn't know if it will clear up in spring.

25. The breeze blows and a shower of flowers falls in zhidao.

26. The cicada is the bell that counts down gradually outside the window, and the score of the examination paper is the climbing tree vine.

27. The lotus leaves in the pond look like colorful sails on the blue waves from a distance, but they look good inside. Funny talk about summer 5

1. It's most annoying when the sun shines in autumn but the cold wind blows, because it's hot and sweaty when the window is closed, and it's freezing to death when the window is open.

2. A sound of leaves and autumn, a little banana and a little sorrow, and after the third night of dreams.

3. Walking into autumn, gazing at the clear water, mountains, clouds and trees will overlap your figure.

4. It's another year in beginning of autumn, isn't it hot? Slight autumn wind, blowing people have a faint sadness.

5. Autumn comes to the world quietly with golden color and light steps.

6. Walking into the fields is like being in a golden ocean. Under the sunshine, it sparkles, and the sky and the earth are also integrated, and it is golden everywhere.

7. The autumn wind is cool, blowing flowers and trees, as if a warm mother is gently humming a lullaby to send her children to a sweet dream.

8. Golden leaves are flying around in the air like beautiful butterflies.

9. A leaf fell at my feet, and I sadly completed my wandering journey with an unfinished yellow face and a prostrate posture.

1. Autumn grass is sentient and dying; Yellow flowers have no intention, leading Nanshan to overlook. Buildings intersect, and smoke billows, which is endless poetry in autumn.

11. In the dream, passers-by smile and look at the cloister, and autumn hides. The world is short and the world is long.

12. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in the spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, nothing has happened.

13. On the journey, it is a curse to be afraid of loneliness at first. In an ordinary life, the Qing Autumn Festival is neglected.

14. See you in summer. I think of a song. Don't come in autumn. Please let me fall into the cave of time and space.

15. I only go for a walk in Yuan Ye at dusk, facing the sunset and carrying a small basket.

16. The beauty of autumn is mature. It is not as shy as spring, so open in summer and so introverted in winter.

17. You said that love would be cooler in summer. I said that we would become too cold in autumn.

18. Fall rain falls behind, leaving a heartbreak of flowers everywhere; The smell of tears wafted in the rain, and the fate of being down and out was stained with unhappiness.

19. Autumn is a beautiful and tactful poem. The clear water reflects the clear sky, the clear night draws the bright moon, and the surplus is graceful and restrained. It turns a heart into a paper style, so that the mottled imprint tells the story of autumn water.

2. Fallen leaves come to the root, just like I left you, but I still looked at you from a distance, your joys and sorrows.

21. Golden butterfly, would you like to make friends with me? Come on! Fly into my textbook and accompany me into the bright classroom.

22. I am deeply in love, and the sunset shines in the mountains and the autumn rain is deep.

23. Let the past years burn to ashes and scatter in the autumn breeze. Funny talk about summer 6

1. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

2. The sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.

3. Eating watermelon is the minimum respect for summer.

4. Can this hot summer end earlier?

5. Can I hide in your heart to avoid the summer this summer?

6. The sun on earth was just right, and the wind passed over the forest tops. At that time, they were young.

7. My summer is like carbonic acid, which dissipates if I'm not careful.

8. Watermelon-flavored summer is so romantic that people want to sleep for a whole youth.

9. The weather is getting warmer, and we are already looking forward to summer.

1. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

11. I can finally steam to a sauna that doesn't cost money.

12. The shady trees along the roadside are lush, and cicadas sing in unison, as if they are boasting about their seasons.

13. At the beginning of this summer, mosquitoes are so rampant! I was stung all night and couldn't bear to look straight!

14. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

15. The dragonfly was very tired and had to fly slowly.

16. The most beautiful thing is the smoke, and the one who can't get enough of it is the human world. Hello, summer comes as scheduled.

17. summer is disobedient, and summer always misses you.

18, love and summer, there is always one that can make you sweat.

19. A teenager's heart is a wasteland on a midsummer night, which can't be cut and burned. When the long wind blows, weeds connect the sky.