Humorous sentences in hot weather

The humorous phrases of hot weather are as follows:

1, it's summer, someone is leaning against it, and no one is staying in the air-conditioned room.

2. All the people who go out at this moment are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

The willows in the street look sick. The leaves were covered with dust and rolled around the branches, and the branches did not move. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

5, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

6. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's spicy!

8. Dear air conditioner, if you are safe and sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

9. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

10, it's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.