20 funny copywriting sentences poking fun at hot weather

1. If this heat continues, the wings will not break and will all melt.

It's a bit muggy, and the outdoor temperature is always high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a midsummer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

4. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

In this weather, all the people who can date you out are friends of life and death!

6. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

7. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon."