Urgently seeking the translation of everyday language Putonghua in Taixing dialect.

(Mandarin) (Dialect) Sleeping is quite painful and tormenting. what would you like to see？ Look at the manuscript of Shenni. Early morning, early morning, early morning, there is no mixed reality of eight arrogant old elephants. Biyang's shit pouring, cesspit, dead harbor, small bench, climbing stool, climbing stool, etc., doing shit, dead urine, black neck, well, against her husband's twins, strong wife and strong daughter, snails, snails, crabs, going home by the sea, quacking can count manuscripts, reducing chat, afraid of being funny, immoral and lacking lights. Tomorrow, the door will call for dinner, the bed will quarrel with the rice, and the beef that has just been lost. Goose (Jiangyan dialect) comes to your house to play in the cold corner, play with children, stew in warm water, swallow little boys, little girls, small heads, nonsense, poor mouths, motorcycles, magical powers, poor tricks, take Joe and drag toads, protect frogs, frogs, earthworms, centipedes, hundred feet, fake sisters, fake grandfathers, fake grandmothers, fake uncles. Have you eaten? Have you measured the sails and slept?