Calm and humorous copywriting phrases

I recommend these cool humorous copywriting phrases:

1, today's wind made me understand that without love and coat, I really can't do it!

2, so annoying, suddenly found that thick skin is useless, the wind will still be cold!

3, usually nothing, but today as soon as I open the window, I will get caught in the wind and rain!

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

5, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

6. It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

7. The weather is very cold. Please don't tell me to wear more clothes. Please come up and hug me directly.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

9, can't start learning mode, because it's too cold, lazy, stuck.

10, it's cold, so we should earn more money, because clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.