Ancient poems and two-part allegorical sayings with homophonic Chinese characters. Couplets. Jokes. The origin of Chinese characters

Xizhouqu

Miss Mei wants to go to Kau Xizhou and break plum blossoms on the north bank of the Yangtze River. Thin clothes are as red as apricots and hair as black as crows. Where is Xixi Jiao? Cross the bridge at the west paddle. It's getting late, Shrike flies away, and the night wind blows into Sapium sebiferum. Under the tree is her home, and her emerald hair is exposed in the door. She opened the door and didn't see her sweetheart. She went out to pick red-violet flowers. Autumn, autumn Nantang, she is holding a lotus seed, and the lotus grows taller. With his head down, he fiddled with the lotus seeds in the water, which were as green as the lake. Hide lotus seeds in your sleeve. Lotus seeds are red and transparent. Miss my husband, but not yet. She looks up at the swan in the sky. The sky was full of geese, and she went up to the tower to see her husband. Although the tower is high, she can't see her husband. She leans against the railing all day. The railing bent and bent into the distance, and her hands were as bright as jade. The curtain is so high, rippling like sea water, empty and generally dark green. If the sea is as long as a dream, then you are sad and I am sad. If Nanfeng knows how I feel, please blow my dream to Puxi Island.

Untitled Li Shangyin

It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, the east wind is blowing and a hundred flowers are blooming.

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night.

In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song.

There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .

Liu Yuxi's bamboo branches

Willow and green Jiang Shuiping,

Smell the songs on the Langjiang River.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west,

It's sunny on the road.

Wen's Yang Liuzhi.

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going.

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Midnight Qiu Ge

Look up at the tung tree,

Tong Hua is very poor.

May there be no frost and snow,

Five sons have been solved for thousands of years.

Joke:

A joke with homophonic characteristics: the first time

After several online conversations, Xiao An decided that girl A was the kind of innocent girl she liked. Girl A gave Ann her phone number. What moved Xiao An even more was that girl A said it was the first time that she gave her phone number to a boy. Because it was the first time, Ann dialed the telephone excitedly and exchanged names. After a short silence, Xiao Angang wanted to say something romantic and philosophical that he had painstakingly prepared, but he heard the girl A over there say, "This is the third time you called me!" "

Xiehouyu:

Hang yourself with a noodle-nobody will die.

Take the scale and forget the weight-I don't know the weight.

Take five horses and pour six sheep's heads.

Use the eye of a needle as a chimney bird

Hold the pole, touch it-hold the root.

Sew clothes with sticks-take everything seriously (needles)

Use a straw hat as a pot cover-button the hat.

Take the ticket into the theater-it doesn't match the number.

Use tofu to cushion the foot of the table-it doesn't matter.

Suicide with a blunt knife-it hurts even if it doesn't kill you.

Sell the phoenix as a chicken-whatever the cost.

Take a mouse as a cow-blow it

Dress in tiger skin-scare people

Slide the road with eggs-be careful.

Pull the reins like hair-that's easy to say.

Hit with a hip flask-drink (or break).

Planing coptis chinensis with a hoe-irony

Hit the moon with a rolling basin-I don't know how heavy it is.

Run into the door with an abacus-find a bill.

Holding a shovel as a pot-very poor.

Use shoes as hats-up and down.

Holding a pheasant as an offering-family wealth is hard to say.

Running around the street with keys-being a master is not a master.

My sole poked my hand-it's really annoying.

The nurse is holding the baby-someone else's.

Grandma's shoes.-same.

Couplets:

The first part: Where can the lotus be inserted when the monk crosses the river?

Part II: Assistant Minister travels around the world. Who planted persimmon trees in front of him?

Xinlian: The members are deeply impressed, and the prestige on their faces is outrageous! (heartless)

Part one: What is a director, what is a director and why?

The first part: Mr. Mo grinds ink, and Mr. Mo splashes ink.

Bottom line: one incense burns coal, and the coal explodes one incense and two eyebrows.

Bottom line: The shepherd boy cut wood, and the wood hurt the shepherd boy's eyes.

The first part: the tung tree on the tree, the boy under the tree, the boy playing with the tung tree, and the tung tree that fell on the boy.

Bottom line: outside the front garden, inside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the net.

Xinlian: In the back porch of the courtyard, there is a doctor in the courtyard, a doctor in the corridor, and a doctor in the corridor, which is carefree. (heartless)

The first part: peach leaves, grape leaves and herbaceous woody plants.

Bottom line: plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

The first part: Who pities widows when the first frost comes?

Part II: Jade Valley in Grain Rain, I cherish my girl's loneliness and cold.

Part I: The pagoda has six or seven floors, and it accommodates cranes.

Bottom line: The book has 12 pages, in which the spring and autumn are recorded.

New couplet: four or five strokes of genealogy, written to Laozi. (heartless)

Part I: Looking for edible mussels by the water in Fo Yin.

Bottom line: Take it home from Dongpo River.

Note: This couplet was made for Dongpo to take his family out to play one day. I met Fo Yin digging mussels by the water, so I made this couplet. Homophonic: Fo Yin is looking for "delicious" food by the water. Hearing the news, Fo Yin and his family came to Dongpo.

And yes, homophonic: Dongpo River brings' cangue'.

The first part: Modern scholars are short-sighted, and the imperial capital forbids trying Jinshi, but they wet their necks and wipe them with towels.

The first part: Sinan women go to Tongren.

Bottom line: the chef will come.

Note: This couplet was written by Wu Jinsan in Qing Dynasty. When friends go out here, it means that Sinan women go to Tongren, which is homophonic: thinking about men and women walking with people; Jin San pointed to the chef who served the food.

The chef who came here was originally from Shangcai, and later lived in Huili. He often goes back and forth between these two places. Homonym: The chef who served the food stewed carp.

Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.

Bottom line: Tian He in the dry highlands must do it.

Note: this homonym is summer heavy rain; Mozi philosopher in the Spring and Autumn Period (Mai and Homophony); Guan Zhong: a figure in the Spring and Autumn Period; Gaudi: Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He: Yi was a great scholar in the early Han Dynasty.

Division; Bigan: Minister of Shang and Zhou Dynasties.

Part I: Agate is not a horse brain.

Bottom line: Ji Lang is not a wolf liver.

Part I: How beautiful are flowers like lotus flowers?

Bottom line: Berries are more sour than plums.

Part I: xixi Xixi Xixi Xi.

Bottom line: You can swim in the right skunk.

Part one: Chickens are eager to eat beans.

Bottom line: the summer sun shines on the beam.

Part I: Mud, fertilizer and grain are still thin.

Bottom line: short nights are long.

Note: This couplet is homophonic' Ni Fei monk is thin'; Ghost short hag long'.

Part one: watch plum blossoms sweep the snow.

Bottom line: the mountains are dancing and flowing.

Note: the beauty of this couplet lies in its urgent reading, such as the scale:' dolemi fasolasi'. The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect: "1234567".

Part 1: The baby dug the frog out of the tile.

Part II: Mom scolded the horse for eating hemp.

Part I: Good reading is not good reading.

Bottom line: A good book is not a good book.

The first part: Visit the West Lake, lift the tin pot, put it down and cherish it.

Part two: Go to Xishan, take clothes to Xishan and cherish good clothes.

The bottom line: every Jiazi adds a family member, and meets Jiazi's family member.

Xinlian: Nine years later, the wine bowl was lifted and lost (heartlessly).

Xinlian: shoot a child's eye over a child's eye rock, kill a child's eye rock, pain, how about a child's eye (heartless)

Xinlian: Beijing offers platinum, and Beijing receives 100 kg of platinum (original)

Note: Jiuwan: Jiuwanxi of Three Gorges.

Part I: The sea is falling towards the north and south.

The bottom line is: clouds are long, long, long, long.

Part I: Long, long, long, long.

Downstream: line, line, line, line.

Note: Part I, Part III, Part V and Part VI are often read. Read one with two, four and seven words.

Read hang with one, three, five and six words. Read xing with two, four and seven words.

The first part: The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down, and the boy was happy.

Downward; Daughter-in-law was carrying a tin pot, and the tin pot leaked. Daughter-in-law was angry.

Downward; The monk stood by the river, the river collapsed and the monk ran away.

The first part: Hungry chickens steal rice, while children beat them.

Downward; The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

The first part: Li hits carp, carp sinks to the bottom, and Li sinks carp floats.

Downward; The wind blows the bees, and the bees pounce on the ground. The wind stops the bees from flying.

Part One: Jia Dao is drunk, but he is not faking it.

Downward; Liu Ling drinks without leaving any change.

The first part: rain hits the beach, sinks an island and arranges an island.

Downward; The wind blows the candle, and half of it flows and half stays.

The first part: the commander burns paper, and the paper ash flies to the commander's head.

Downward; Write it in your stomach, and your stomach will be full.

The first part: the shepherd boy cut wood, and the wood hit the shepherd boy in the eye.

Downward; Burning coal to Mei, the coal stained Xiang Mei's eyebrows.

The first part: moving a chair and enjoying the moon by leaning on tung.

Downward; Light a lamp and attack every book in the cupboard.

Is that enough?