How about this small city of Kaili?

This small city is suitable for providing for the aged.

This is three-dimensional, three-dimensional, and the world is uneven here.

The air here is very good, and it feels like spring all the year round.

The sunshine here is very strong, the temperature difference between day and night is large, and the temperature drops quickly when it rains.

The night here is brighter than the day.

The road here is built on a hillside.

Do you live on the third floor or downstairs?

Here, the bus conductor wears a pair of slippers and has a cigarette in his mouth in summer.

The first bus here is very powerful, which can give you the feeling of Ferrari, that is, you often drive off the bridge and hit the tree. If you want to ask me what is the most important thing in Kaili, it is the most important thing to spend a dollar on a No.3 bus.

The 1 bus here is clean and civilized, but it should be divided into ring A and ring B, just don't want to make up an extra number, and the giant panda doesn't want to make up an extra number when he drives the bus.

There are no bicycles or motorcycles here.

The buildings here are very high, the roads are very wide and the trees are very big. It is a very leisure city.

The buildings here are very ethnic, and the top of the 30-story building is covered with tiles and corners.

There is a hill here, which is used to see the night view.

The urban management here is very tough and often hits people.

The women here are gorgeous, not beautiful at best, but they can't find ugliness

The men here are very aggressive. They love quarreling more and fighting more. If two sentences are wrong, do it.

It maintains a good dialect environment and is very open to the old streets.

People here talk like quarrels, and quarrels like chatting.

There are few national costumes in the country, and streets and alleys can be seen everywhere.

Shoe shining is all over the street here.

The sidewalks here are clean and people's hearts are cleaner.

There are several cities here, from train station Bay Creek to Little Cross. The advertisement says "Go to town".

The place names here are very rivers and lakes, wild dogs rushing, killing holes, old cat holes, atmosphere and martial arts.

There is no direction here, regardless of southeast and northwest, only up and down.

The buildings here don't pay attention to sitting facing south.

The blue color here is very popular. You can know it at the gate of the National Theatre.

The food here is delicious and cheap, especially snacks. 20 yuan can finish a street snack.

Zhong Bo here was destroyed by corrupt officials of the Planning Bureau, and a rural wholesale market was built.

There is love here, eating baked tofu or being accompanied by beautiful women.

There are friends here, two bowls of rice wine, long time no see.

There are no classes here. Billionaires and laid-off workers are brothers.

The taxis here are as dirty as pigsty. The driver is honest and frank, but he is angry and doesn't like watching.

"Eat up" here means "kill this little karma."

The word "not delicious enough" here is called "Do you listen to the delicious salt?"

The "anger" here is called "egg fire rub"

The word elephant is called "choke" here.

The "you" here is called "your uncle"

The "father" here is called the "old man"

The "glib woman" here is called "mother-in-law"

The "bragging" here is called "awesome"

When a battle is about to start here, I like to say, "You can hit me if you want. I don't believe in evil. "

Here, I often hear the bargaining voice of selling tomatoes: "This kind of hairy and spicy fruit costs a lot of money a catty and looks a bit like an Englishman. I will kill the country for you. "

People here are not alert, and strangers can chat with each other.

There is a QDNTV here, which is an open window in southeastern Guizhou. You can love to advertise infertility and painless abortion every day.

There is a program called "Direct Strike 2 1", which is held every day. The cat climbed the tree and the dog jumped over the wall. ...

People here smoke very well. You are nephrite, and he is yellow.

The beauty here is not beauty, but "beauty"

There is a place called "paradise on earth", where beautiful women are rampant.

The most upscale supermarket here is called Jiahui.

The most upscale hotel here is called Longteng.

The city here is built much like the White House.

People here are not artificial, they are natural.

The secretaries here are all very handsome. One is handsome when he leaves, and the other is handsome when he comes.

The good high school here is called "138 students"

The city symbol here is Lusheng.

The traffic here is very convenient, and dogs can take the zebra crossing.

Girls here will order you to "go away" when they don't like you.

Many outdoor advertisements here are free and easy, and don't pay attention to rules, like children's puzzles, which are bigger than buildings.

People here like art very much. Many people go dancing in the square after dinner.

It is said that there is a carnival here. On the evening of February 24th every year, 65438+ can hit others on the head at will.

There is an ancient town called Laojie, and the streets are full of records of the taste of old Kaili, which will soon be replaced by high-rise buildings.

There is a place here called Majiang, which likes playing mahjong very much.

There will be hundreds of people sitting together to eat spicy food.

There is a place called Wanbo Square, where men, women and children gather every night.

There is a lake here called Jinquan Lake, which is a good place to relax and enjoy the cool.

Here, hesitation, ambiguity and moderation are rejected. Some of them are simple, direct and extreme.

Pay attention to the south here, all the way south.

This place is suitable for rich people.

This place is suitable for the poor.

This place is not suitable for women from other places. They will commit suicide because of their inferiority complex.

It is very suitable for men from other places to come here, which will stimulate your infinite yearning for life.