Can a diaosi become a male god?

Put down the toilet paper in your hand, and I will teach you how to be a male god

How to become a male god?

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Stop your mouthful of swear words. Occasionally using a few curse words may make you appear to be a man, but if you speak out, it will be wqnmlgb. If you shut up, you will be fucked. of. All I can say is that even if you can find a wife in the future, she will have to be a girl from a mountainous area with an elementary school education. Have you ever seen a male god say a lot of dirty words?

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Right now, open your e-disk. I have deleted the complete works of Teacher Cang that you have treasured for many years. Av is not your girlfriend, she can’t fuck you and she can’t give birth to a baby for you. If you masturbate your face too much, you will get pimples, swelling, dark circles under the eyes, and you will be ugly as hell. Do you understand? If you are a girl, do you like the kind of losers who think about masturbating all day long? ! ! !

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From now on, please set a rule for yourself: you are only allowed to play a maximum of ten rounds of Dota or Dream III every day. You can read a maximum of two yy posts every day. Such nutritious stuff. If you have time, please go to Xinhua Bookstore and read some good books. Literature is not some j8 stuff like fighting against the sky and the stars. It is Xiao Dumas and Alexandre Dumas is Maupassant Lin Yutang. Remember, reading more books will never hurt you.

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If your jeans are not washed for more than ten days, they will be covered with oil stains. If you wear a white shirt for two days and don't change it, the collar will be filled with yellow or even black sweat stains. Then I just want to say that from a visual perspective, you will be a loser for the rest of your life. You don't need to be mysophobic, I just want you to be clean. Don’t say that if a person is handsome, he will look good in anything he wears, and if he is ugly, he will look good in anything he wears. Don't even wear clothes that are full of threads that you buy from the wholesale market. I know you are not a wealthy person, and you may never be able to see Versace or Dior in your life, but you can spend a few more dollars to buy something of good quality from Semir Smith Barney or the like. Not clothes?

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I read a sentence a long time ago: If a male god doesn’t even know whether to go left or right when going out every day, then don’t waste time accompanying him. The happiness of a woman by your side. What lz wants to say is, if you really don’t know whether to go left or right when you go out every morning, I will kneel down to you if there is a girl next to you. I lie in bed every day, eat instant noodles, and smoke soft white sand for 4 yuan, and I can't even afford an inflatable doll. Is this the life you want? Therefore, please be sure to have your own career. Or if you don’t have the ability for the time being, find a job first. You can even set up a stall on the street, and no one will laugh at how you make money. There will only be people who despise you for not making money. Why do you complain every day that women now only love money? Don't you love it?

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Men, at least give yourself some self-respect. When the goddess talks to you about hehe, she asks you not to continue talking. When the goddess tells you to take a shower, don't wait any longer. Have you ever been so humble and submissive to your parents? Do you think that if you do this, your goddess will one day become mentally ill and let you fuck her and become a father?

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Recently, many of my friends have returned from serving in the military. After returning, they found that they were obviously different from before. Two years ago they were still walking with hunched backs and hands in their trouser pockets. Now everyone walks with their heads held high and their chests held high. lz is not bragging about how good the quilt army is, I just want to say: put away your careless manner, no one will appreciate it. When walking, raise your head and straighten your waist. When doing something, be careful and quick. Don't look depressed every day. A little energy will be good. If you only have 4 points, this will add 1 point. Believe me!

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To be a male god, I give you four words: neither humble nor arrogant. If you are rich, don't hang an 80-pound gold chain around your neck. Make yourself look like a nouveau riche who is afraid that robbers won't come to rob you. If you have this money, buy a similar watch or a jade pendant with a warm texture. It will appear that you have a lot of self-cultivation. If you don't have money, at least please don't ask girls to pay when you go out to eat. Maybe sometimes you ask a girl to help you pay for your meals. Is it interesting to you? But let me tell you, basically this will never happen again.

Just like if you were a neither salty nor bland friend of mine, and you were not willing to pay the bill when we went out to eat one day, would I turn around and run away without paying? Don't learn to be shameless. Don't tell people about your experiences to gain their sympathy. Frustration, poverty, and frustration are not capital. These things will only be exciting if you talk about them at the dinner table in a five-star hotel one day!

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Whether you are alone or in a relationship, please have a hobby of your own. It's not an arty pseudo-hobby, just do whatever you love. Maybe it’s playing an instrument, or a ball game, or just settling down and reading. In fact, don't feel lonely. As you get deeper into society, you will find that it is not so easy to sit down and do what you want to do alone.

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Many diaosi reported that their phones had not rang in a month except for calls from their parents. Why?

Why do others have a lot of loyal friends, and at worst they are just a bunch of cunning friends? But you are alone all day long, and you can't even find anyone to share the table with you even if you want to have a meal? At the very least, a person should have one true and sincere friend in his life. In today's society, it is indeed difficult to do this.

There are really not many people I know who can be considered friends. Two of them are enough to kill me. Some people are really only suitable for having sex together when they are awake, and they are separated when they are drunk. Some people have a broad life-and-death relationship and become happy with their children.

The poster really can’t teach you how to be yourself, please cherish it!

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Pay attention to integrity. Don't think that you are a loser now and it's okay to occasionally say that you can't do something. Every time you break trust and someone else has a rubber in their heart, if you break a promise, you wipe it once, but if you have poor patience, it will disappear after two or three times.

Lz has very poor patience. Generally, if you let me off once, you won’t do it again. A promise worth a thousand dollars is not an empty lie, it is best to come back with all the awesomeness you boasted about when you were young. I have promised to help others even if my own affairs are put aside.

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I have only read one online novel in my life. Speaking of which, everyone may have seen it. "The Evil Life of Chen Ergou". It seems that there are four words written on the title page of Ergou's notebook: Self-restraint and anger control. Whether I remember it correctly or not, what I want to say is: always keep your brain from spinning out of control. In a moment of anger, a person's IQ will drop to 0. Don't let a momentary impulse make you regret it every time you think about it in the future. It is said that many big guys and even junior members of B society have the word "forbearance" tattooed on their bodies. Think carefully before doing anything

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Learn to manage money. Don't say that as soon as your salary is paid or a business is completed, you must spend all the money you have on hand like running water. When I was a kid, my father would force me to give me hundreds of dollars when I went out to play, saying: A man cannot go out without money. When I was a kid, I thought it was nothing, but when I grew up, I realized it was the truth. I have been to many places in Guangzhou, Wuhan, and Xiamen before. At that time, I didn’t know how important money was. I first stayed at Dunhill and Hyatt, then stayed at Home Inn for seven days, and finally slept in a train station and on the street. Therefore, I suggest you: learn to make fixed deposits every month, regardless of the period of survival or death. If something unexpected happens one day, this is your life-saving money. If you don’t have this opportunity, use this money to get a wife!

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Be a male god, but never think of yourself as a male god. Put on an air of not looking down on anyone but being inferior to yourself. Confidence is a must, don’t be blind, let alone show off your edge everywhere. It's best to be so approachable that every time you go home, the kids in kindergarten next door come to play with you, and Mrs. Wang upstairs thinks about introducing you to someone all day long. When elders talk to you, be sure to look into each other's eyes and nod from time to time. You have to put on all the pretense. If you really can’t stand looking at your eyes, lz will teach you a trick: look at your eyebrows or nose. In the eyes of the other party, they will think that you are looking at your eyes. Whenever you buy something and take a taxi, don’t forget to say thank you when the waiter serves the food. You won’t get pregnant!

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Keep a kind heart. If you encounter an old lady or grandfather who is inconvenient to move on the road, begging for food from a rice bowl, and you happen to have some change on you, Take out as much as possible and give it to others. If you meet someone when eating out, be sure to leave some for them, and don’t forget to ask for a pair of chopsticks.

Otherwise, why don't you let people eat it with their hands? If you encounter a young, strong young man or the like begging, don't give him a penny. Don't step up and kick a stray dog ??when you encounter one. Of course, you must not be soft-hearted about some things, and you must fight for your own interests. In today's society, being thick-faced and having a dark heart is a must. Although some people say that the original intention of Master Li Zongwu's "Houhei Xue" was to teach people not to do the opposite. But you still have to take care of yourself first, and then take care of others. No one will scold you.

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Have the courage to take responsibility. Don’t blame your failure on external factors, and don’t use freedom to cover up your avoidance. Understand what you need to do, understand what you have done wrong, and then grit your teeth, correct your mistakes and move on. This is what it means to be a man

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Chasing a dream is the key word here Not a dream, but a chase. Everyone can dream, just close your eyes, that's called yy. The chase is the hard part. Just like a leopard that is focused on chasing its prey, people who chase their dreams have a special charm. This kind of flash can make you stand out in the crowd. I will tell you that the so-called rich, handsome and handsome people are vulnerable to this kind of flash. Of? So you want to counterattack? Please chase a dream. In fact, the male gods that everyone talks about are just normal people. As long as you are a little bit clean, sunny, civilized, loving, mature and stable, and the person in charge dares to do, be responsible, love, hate, and work hard. Coupled with struggle, counterattack is only a matter of time. Take that step, fellow losers.

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