Roaming the Chinese world: handwritten newspaper

Language is a social phenomenon. Its objective existence form is oral communication between people, that is, writing. Characters are symbols of a recording language. Different regions, ages, occupations and genders will also lead to different languages. Language is also a tool for people to communicate. In daily life, without language, people can't work, study, cooperate and communicate. At the same time, language will continue to develop and change with the development of the times. In a certain period, there will always be some languages disappearing and some new languages appearing. In the process of people's communication, there will be some irregular language phenomena, and some languages will be misused. Students, as long as you pay attention to observation and study hard, you will find many interesting language phenomena, and collecting them will certainly be of great benefit to the improvement of your Chinese ability!

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1, wonderful speech

(1) While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne.

-beauty also has defects.

(2) cadres are one foot away from us, and we are ten feet away from cadres.

-describe the relationship between cadres and the masses with "the height of the Tao is one foot and the height of the magic is one foot".

(3) Work hard and live comfortably; Live comfortably and live hard.

-Yang Lan, a famous TV host, has such a feeling about life.

(4) Never look back, some people may overtake you in an instant.

-America's most famous baseball player Page warned his son.

(5) Smart people always fill their brains with other people's wisdom, while stupid people always interfere with their emotions with other people's wisdom.

-William, a famous American psychologist? James's Division of "Smart People" and "Stupid People"

2, celebrity quotes

(1) Learning without thinking is useless, and thinking without learning is dangerous.

-Confucius

(2) If truth takes one step further, it will become fallacy.

-Lenin

(3) Knowledge gives weight and behavior gives luster.

-Carlisle

(4) The inspiration is that I don't like visiting lazy guests.

Chernyshevski

(5) Go your own way and let others talk!

-Dante

(6) People who don't know what to do tomorrow are unfortunate people.

Gorky

(7) Without ideals, we can't achieve our goals; Without courage, you can get nothing.

-belinsky

(8) What is truly beautiful must conform to nature on the one hand and ideal on the other.

Schiller

Imagination is the eye of the soul.

Jubeir

(10) Winter has come, can spring be far behind?

-Shelley

3, slogan slogan

(1) Forests are precious and indispensable for survival and development.

-the slogan of caring for rural mountains

(2) The people educate the people for the people and do a good job in education for the people.

-propaganda slogan of nine-year compulsory education

(3) All for students, all for students, all for students.

-The motto of a school

(4) Sculpture years guide youth.

-Keyword of a newspaper applying for an award

(5) New Beijing, Great Olympics.

-slogan of Beijing's Olympic bid

(6) hard to prevent, hard to prevent.

-Traffic slogan

4. SMS platform

(1) With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, send a round blessing.

(2) Worry is temporary, and happiness is eternal! A smile will change everything in an instant! Looking to the future, a bright future beckons to you.

(3) Missing is a season of flowers, which overflows the valley and covers you and me; And blessing is endless attention, overflowing eyes until the bottom of my heart.

(4) I will always remember how warm my hands are on my shoulders when the wind blows; I will always remember, with my growing back, with your years in exchange for my carefree happiness!

The weather is getting faster and faster, and the temperature is getting worse. Take a coat when you go out, sleep with a quilt, eat more fruits and vegetables, and keep a good attitude. This is my concern for you.

(6) Fallen leaves come back to their roots, no matter where they float, no matter where they stop, home is always the warmest harbor!

(7) Dad is young, like an evergreen tree; Dad is happy, like chewing gum; Dad is happy, like a happy dictionary.

Evergreen tree, let me taste the color of youth; Gum, let me chew the sweetness of happiness; Happy dictionary makes me happy forever.

(8) Where there is sunshine, there is my deep blessing; Where the moon shines, there are my deep thoughts.

(9) Slow down when you are tired; When you are wrong, you think of regret; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied; Only when you are injured can you know how to be strong; When you are drunk, you know it will be unforgettable; Laugh before you realize happiness; So just be happy!

(10) It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a lifelong sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

5. Anecdotal couplets

(1) One day, while traveling with friends, Kou Zhun took the opportunity to say that the underwater moon is the moon in the sky. Friends can't be right Yang Danian just arrived and answered: The person in the eyes is the person in front of him. Everyone cheered.

(2) Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian play chess under the pine tree. A gust of wind blew and the pine cone fell into the chessboard. Su Dongpo said: Panasonic Go, pine nuts suddenly fall with the chess pieces. Huang Tingjian said to him: Fishing by the willow, fishing lines are often hung on the willow.

(3) Cheng was called a child prodigy, and the Prime Minister wanted to recruit a son-in-law, pointing to the fruit on the table and saying, "You got a lotus root (Lian) because there is a lotus (He)". Cheng said to him, "If you have apricots, you don't need plums." Li Xian was overjoyed, but he gave his daughter a match.

(4) A poor student who borrowed money from relatives and friends was rejected. After the middle school entrance examination, relatives and friends came to curry favor and flocked to it. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet at the door: I remember the past year, the famine in May, June and July, the rice was burned to death, and I was poor and iron-free, so I couldn't get credit and owed money. Although there are distant relatives, who is willing to send charcoal in the snow; Fortunately, the first, second and third articles in this year's imperial examination are all suitable, and the five classics and the name and surname are also fragrant, all of which are icing on the cake.

(5) On the wedding night, I wanted to test the groom's ability, so I kicked Qin out and said, "Let's close the door." . Qin Shaoyou wandered in the corridor without thinking. When Su Dongpo saw this, he was anxious for his brother-in-law, but it was inconvenient to do it for him. Suddenly, he had a brainwave, picked up a stone and threw it into a flowerpot filled with clear water. When Qin Shaoyou heard "Lin Dong", he suddenly realized and blurted out; Throw a stone and wash away the underwater sky. Su Xiaomei was overjoyed and hurried into the groom's room.

(6) Jin, the door of the rich bamboo forest. On New Year's Eve, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the door: The door faces a thousand bamboos, and the family lives in thousands of books. When the rich man saw it, he had the bamboo cut down. Jie Jin fully understood the meaning and added a sentence to the couplet: The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books. What is even more annoying is that the rich man ordered the bamboo to be uprooted. Jie Jin did Sarah laugh and added another sentence to the couplet: There are a thousand bamboos under the door, but there are many in thousands of books. I was dumbfounded by the popularity.

(7) Su Dongpo lived in Huangzhou for several years. One night, he and his good friend Fo Yin were boating on the Yangtze River. Su Shi suddenly pointed his hand to the left bank and smiled without a word. Fo Yin looked around and saw a yellow dog gnawing at a bone. He realized something and threw a thin fan engraved with Su Dongpo's poems into the water. The two men looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

It turns out that this is a dumb couplet. Su Shi's first couplet means: dogs are eating bones (monks) by the river; Fo Yin's second couplet means: the body of flowing water Dongpo (Dongpo's poem).

(8) Yuan Shikai was sorry for the people of China.

After the death of the traitor Yuan Shikai, people all over the country rushed to tell stories and danced. At this time, a scholar in Sichuan claimed to go to Beijing to send Yuan Shikai an elegiac couplet. After listening to this, the villagers were surprised and puzzled. They opened his couplets and read: Yuan Shikai is immortal, long live the people of China! It makes people laugh after reading it. The literati deliberately asked, "What are you laughing at?" An outspoken young man said, "How can Yuan Shikai, the first allied country, be worthy of the people of China, the second allied country?" The literati laughed with a bang and said, "Yes, Yuan Shikai is sorry for the people of China!"

(9) Half couplets are used to shoot demons.

/kloc-At the end of 0/9th century, Eight-Nation Alliance launched a crazy war of aggression against China and successively occupied Tianjin and Beijing. The corrupt Qing government had no ability to resist, so it knelt down and made peace. Cultural programs said that before the "peace talks" began, a representative of a country wanted to insult the people of China. So he said to the representative of the Qing government: "Couplets are a unique literary form in your country. Now I'll make a couplet. If you can match, I will give you five heads. Not worthy, but also worthy. " The representative of the Qing government was in shock and blurted out the first couplet: eight kings of pipa and harp, and the king acceded to the throne. On the word "pipa, harp, harp", there are eight words "Wang" referring to "Eight-Nation Alliance". It is also used to show off the arrogance of conquerors. All the other imperialists present gave a burst of laughter. Some of the representatives of the Qing government just smiled; Although some have uneven chests, they have nothing to answer; The chief representative is even more at a loss and confused. At this time, I saw a clerk in the delegation, throwing a pen and loudly answering: ghosts invaded the border. "Ghost" is a legendary monster, which means that Eight-Nation Alliance, like a "imp", often violates China's sovereignty. Other representatives listened and breathed a sigh of relief; Hearing this, the intruders all looked surprised. Hearing this, the provocative gentleman was dumbfounded, so he had to kneel down and knock on the head toward the north, causing laughter.

(10) There is a legend about the battle between Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhu Gekongming's cleverness and always wanted to find an excuse to kill him. Then, before the famous "Battle of Red Cliffs", a wonderful alliance war broke out between them.

At a banquet, Zhou Yu deliberately said to Zhuge Liang, "Mr. Kong Ming, if I recite a poem, you will get it right, and if you get it right, you will be rewarded;" If you can't do it well, how about decapitation? " Zhuge Liang smiled indifferently and said, "Gentlemen, please speak first." Zhou Yu was overjoyed and began to read: "Water is a stream, and water is also a joke. If you go to the stream to get water, if you add birds, you will get a chicken. A successful cat is better than a tiger. "

Zhuge Liang said with a smile: "With wood, it is a chess game, and without wood, it is also a chess game. If you go to the edge of the game, you will be bullied if you owe too much. Longyou shallow water was beaten by shrimp, and the tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs. " Zhou Yu was furious. However, due to prior arrangements, he added: "If you have hands, you will twist them, and if you don't have hands, you will be ugly. If you don't twist your hands, you are a girl. There is an ugly girl in Longzhong, and a girl is rare in a hundred miles. " Zhuge Liang knew that Zhou Yu was laughing at his wife's ugliness, and immediately responded: "There is a bridge with wood, and there is a Joe without wood. If you remove the wood from the bridge, you will be charming. Jiangdong beauty big Joe, Cao Cao copper sparrow lock two jiao.

Zhou Yu was furious when he knew that he was mocking his wife. He tried to make a fuss several times. Fortunately, Lu Su said aside, "If there is wood, it is also a trough, and if there is no wood, it is also Cao. If the wood at the edge of the trough is removed, it will be bad to add rice. Today's plan is to defeat Cao Cao. Isn't it bad for dragons and tigers to compete? " As soon as the voice fell, everyone clapped. Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang saw that they were evenly matched, and someone rescued them, so they stopped as soon as possible. Be sure to make up with Cao Cao.

(2) To sort out the collected data and compile various brochures. For example, representative name, couplet, company name, store name, wonderful advertising plaque, brochure, etc. Can be compiled into "highlights" respectively; Irregular words on the street, typos on the screen, ill sentences in newspapers and periodicals, inferior advertisements, etc. Can be compiled into "examples" respectively; New words, new buzzwords and new loanwords can be compiled into "sets" respectively.

Give these pamphlets a proper name and put them on display in the classroom.

[Thinking Guidance] To improve Chinese learning, we should pay attention to the usual accumulation. The key is to pay attention to everything in daily life, observe and think. There are many China phenomena in life, which are normative, popular and wrong. Please write down some valuable Chinese knowledge you usually see and hear, sort it out and extract it in a special book. In this way, every little makes a mickle, and the language ability will naturally be improved accordingly. Students, open your bright eyes, spread the wings of your imagination, soar in the vast world of Chinese and enjoy the charm brought by Chinese!

[practice]

1, couplet collection:

(1) Spring Festival couplets

All corners of the country are full of spring.

The days have increased, the years have increased, people live longer, spring is full of work, and Kunming is full of happiness.

The weather is sunny, the mountains are full of spring, people are everywhere, and the farmers are full of spring.

Birds sing, flowers sing, spring breeze sends blessings to the earth, dragon dances, and the rising sun reports good news to the world.

(2) Western Union

Vowed vows of eternal love, common goal, broad sky, fly high with me.

A happy life is always in spring, and the friendship between husband and wife grows in the revolution.

Deep in the ocean, a friend in need, grow old with like-minded people.

Men and women shoulder to shoulder to add luster to the splendid mountains and rivers, and husband and wife join hands to dedicate their youth to the great motherland.

(3) the first couplet

As happy as the East China Sea, flowing water will last longer than Nanshan.

In August and autumn, 60-year-olds in Gaoyang County are healthier than people in Song Qi.

The old horse was full of ambition in the twilight years of Wan Li martyrs.

Nearly a hundred years have been like a child's birthday. He likes to see his great-grandson.

(4) elegiac couplet

The revolutionary spirit will last forever.

The mountain stops and the sound is everywhere.

Virtue is always with heaven and earth in the eternal universe.

Give up one's life for righteousness and go through fire and water.

(5) Celebrity Association

A hundred rivers are full of tolerance.

This wall stands tall, but it is rigid without desire.

-Lin Zexu

Writing ghosts and writing demons is superior.

Stabbing greed and abuse, get down to business.

—— Guo Moruo

But seeing the sun, though it is brilliant, why is it melancholy at dusk?

-Zhu Ziqing

Where there is a will, there is a way, and cross the rubicon. 120 Qin Guan belongs to Chu after all.

Hard-working people are rewarded by heaven, and they have tasted courage. More than 3,000 armour can swallow Wu.

-Pu Songling

2. Advertising highlights

(1) There is no best, only better.

-Okoma Advertising Company

(2) Smart mothers use zinc.

-advertisement of zinc acid oral liquid

(3) Ask for it

-Drugstore advertisements

(4) Lu Jiajia, slipper expert, comfort expert.

-Slipper advertisement

(5) Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever.

-Diamond advertisement

(6) share this moment and share life.

-Kodak film advertisement

(7) In the end, there will be a road and a Toyota.

-Toyota advertising

There is only one person in the world, and I will accompany you in this life.

-Diamond advertisement

(9) Didi is fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished.

-McDonald's coffee advertisement

(10) When remy martin is open, good things will come naturally.

-remy martin advertising.

(1 1) Enjoy a refreshing moment.

-Coca-Cola advertising

You should take a day off.

-Selling job advertisements.

3. Highlights of the store name

(1) Yuanfeng branch

Make more money.

(2) Go to the Internet cafe

-Stimulate people to enter the door and surf the Internet.

(3) Two Sisters Restaurant

-Identify the boss.

(4) Hometown Bar

-Nostalgic cohesion

(5) New Century Hotel

-keep pace with the century

(6) Dynasty furniture

-Palace style

(7) Hualian Department Store

-joint sales of shopping paradise in the country

(8) Keer Digital City

Lovely digital world

(9) Ri Xinglong Branch

-Prosperity every day

(10) Bafang Shopping Plaza

-A shopping center that welcomes guests from all directions.

4. Examples of ill sentences in newspapers and periodicals

(1) At present, there is nothing the medical community can do about AIDS.

-The word "patient" should be added after "AIDS", or "helplessness" should be changed to "helplessness".

Lewis is already a 100-meter star ... in recent ten years, few people can compete with him.

-We should change "striving for the wind" into "striving for the front" or "striving for balance".

He realized that he was a troublemaker.

-Change "Noisy" to "Noisy".

(4) The famous browsing area receives thousands of tourists every year.

-The word "above" should be deleted.

(5) Twin daughters differ greatly in appearance and temperament: Lanna is 4 cm taller than Ruby; In character, Ruby is quiet and shy, but Lana is lively and active.

-The sentence "different personalities" should be deleted, and "from temperament to appearance" should be changed to "height temperament".

(6) Bing Xin, as an accomplished writer, repeatedly stressed the need to learn Chinese well.

-"Repeated application" should be changed to "Repeated application" or "Repeated application".

(7) Suddenly, a staff member of a radio station came running angrily and said that he had just received the Tokyo Telecom, and the Japanese Emperor had announced his acceptance of unconditional surrender.

The word "flustered" should be changed to "out of breath".

(8) A beautiful widow.

-We should change "paying equal attention to beauty and beauty" to "having both talents and looks".

(9) Zhou Zuoren's writing style is not as good as his own. He has a bad temper and a quick temper. He doesn't look like going up the stairs. He doesn't change the paper and kicks with his feet. The farthest score is the highest.

-We should change "writing is not as good as people" to "people are not as good as their writing".

(10) inspiration comes suddenly, like a mysterious flying saucer; It's fleeting, like a wild horse.

-We should change the words "unconstrained style" and "mysterious flying saucer", or change "unconstrained style" into "flying meteor".

5. Examples of idioms that are easy to use wrongly

A hard journey or wild life

This idiom can only be used to describe the hardships of the journey, but not to describe the relaxed and happy things. Some students said: "On the Mid-Autumn Festival night, we enjoyed the moon while enjoying the cool air in the open air. It's really interesting. " This is a misinterpretation of the meaning of the word.

Every bush and every tree seems to be enemies-in a state of extreme panic.

This idiom is used to describe people who are extremely nervous when they see a little movement. Can't be used to describe many military forces. Some students said: "Public security soldiers have laid a tight encirclement, and criminals have no hiding place." This is a misuse of idioms.

Young people should be respected.

The original intention is to say that young people are a new force worthy of attention and an idiom of praise. Some students interpreted "awesome" as "terrible" and said, "This young man often loses his temper and scolds others. He is really awesome after his death." This becomes a compliment.

Full of a spirit of conquering mountains and rivers ―― full of courage.

This is a commendatory term, which describes great boldness of vision and cannot be used to describe bad people who boldly do bad things. Some students said: "This corrupt element swallowed up a lot of national wealth, which really swallowed mountains and rivers." The word "swallowing mountains and rivers" in the sentence should be changed to "the dog's guts cover the sky". In addition, some students interpreted "angry" as "angry" and said, "Xiao Li flew into a rage today. It' s really swallowing mountains and rivers. " There is something wrong with "swallowing mountains and rivers" in the sentence, which can be changed to "rushing to the crown with anger".

Look anxiously until someone's eyes are tired-look anxiously.

The "autumn water" here is a special metaphor for the eyes. Willingness is "looking through the eyes" to describe the urgency of meeting each other. Some students directly regard "autumn water" as the autumn river, saying, "We travel to the suburbs in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the river is crystal clear, so we can see through the autumn water with our eyes." This is a distortion of the original intention.

Even death can't make up for the crime

Willingness is a great sin to describe a person, even if he is killed, it is not worth his felony. Some students explained: "The crime is minor and beheading is not allowed." This understanding is completely contrary to the original intention. A classmate said, "This man is just a petty thief, and his crime is unforgivable!" " "It's inappropriate to make such a fuss and say such a word.

6. New word set

(1) mortgage-a loan method of buying a house or shopping by borrowing money from a bank with the purchased house or articles as collateral and then repaying it in installments.

(2) White income refers to wages, allowances and other labor remuneration obtained according to regulations, which is open.

(3) Gray income refers to economic income other than wages and allowances received by employees, such as royalties, part-time income, patent transfer fees, etc. Sometimes it also refers to some opaque income that does not fully comply with laws and regulations.

(4) Black income refers to income obtained by illegal means such as corruption and bribery.

(5) Edge ball-the ball that wipes the edge of the table when playing table tennis. Later, doing things that do not violate the rules at the edge of the prescribed boundary is compared to edge-cutting the ball.

(6) Supermarket-the abbreviation of supermarket.

(7) Plain market-a market with light transactions.

(8) Prosperous market-a market with strong transactions.

(9) Releasing water-refers to collusion and cheating in sports competitions, and one party intentionally loses to the other.

(10) Black whistle-refers to the unfair referee behavior deliberately made in ball games.

(1 1) bidding-(bidders) compete with each other to win the bid.

(12) competing for posts-getting a job through competition.

(13) Competitive employment-striving for employment through competition.

(14) Cloning-Organisms reproduce asexually through somatic cells to produce living substances or organisms with the same genetic traits.

(15) expansion-expansion.

(16) Property-commercial housing under construction or for sale.

(17) catwalk-refers to the catwalk when fashion models perform, so it is called catwalk because it is similar to the way cats walk.

(18) memory-the abbreviation of internal memory of electronic computer.

(19) Anti-virus-refers to the removal of computer viruses existing in software or storage carriers with specially compiled programs.

(20) Digital camera-a camera that can convert the image of the subject into digital information. Captured images can be saved and modified by electronic computers, and color photos can be obtained by digital printers. Also known as digital camera.