How is Suixian (its development)?

1. There are only 650 candidates in the country who can attend ordinary classes in Suixian Vocational Education Center, and there is no way to find someone to trust.

2. After the merger of KFC and McDonald's, Suixian snacks opened a chain all over the world, which completely improved the eating habits of people all over the world.

3. Every enterprise in Suixian County is one of the top 500 enterprises in the world. If you say that you work for Microsoft and Coca-Cola, you are embarrassed to look up and say hello.

4. Every year, Nobel Prize in Literature winners sign a contract in Suixian High School for one month, and they should say hello six months in advance to see if there is a schedule.

5.LV and Starbucks can't afford to rent a store in Center Street. If you sell a domestic brand, you are embarrassed to rent a store.

6. Abu, Bill Gates, paul allen and Buffett come to Boya for spending n times every year (N≥ 100). This also requires us to give him a countersign with the county embassy.

7. The house price in Sui County is 65,438+0,200,000 square meters. Sorry, I said more pounds, euros and dollars.

8. Three Super League teams, two CBA teams, Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo are all in Linhai! Kobe, James permanently settled in backstage towns! Kill two NFL teams.

9.F 1 Set up Shangtun Station directly in Sui County and cancel all other stations in Asia. The reason is very simple, the population is small, the attendance rate is low, and it belongs to economically underdeveloped areas.

10. FIFA has decided to use Zhong Hui Stadium as the venue for the World Cup final.

1 1. All the people in the county took to the streets by helicopter. When you say that you drive a Bugatti Veyron, you will feel very lost. The road is so crowded, who can drive?

12. If the village head changes, the United Nations Secretariat must also call to congratulate him.

14. The first round of US nuclear attack on China was only aimed at Beihu Lake. Because the FBI had reliable information and destroyed the North Lake, China returned to the primitive society.

15. There are more than 1700 listed companies in Shanghai and Shenzhen stock markets, and there are 1699 in development zones, not to mention listing on Nasdaq and NYSE.

16. The rich man in Beijing, Shanghai and Hong Kong spent all his money to buy an account in a suburban township just to proudly say, "I'm from Suixian!" .

17. The busiest place in public institutions is Suixian Dialect Promotion Center. People from all over the world flock to speak fluent and pure Yudong dialect.

18. American officials flocked to Zhongyuan Shuicheng Hotel to study. They were worried that he had an immigrant tendency. Even if you come to wash dishes, you should investigate the 18 generations of your ancestors.

19. Avril Lavigne said excitedly after her solo concert at Suizhong Sports Station: I won't be so excited about winning Grammy Awards in the future.

20. The annual National Day military parade was directly changed to Century Square, the largest square in the world.

2 1. A Lamborghini and a Bugatti Veyron rear-ended in the North Gate Square, and the traffic police refused to accept it because the loss was too small.

22. After 50 rounds of hard negotiations, new york finally defeated Paris and successfully turned Suixian into a sister city.

23. Suixian Bus Station has become the busiest station in the world, and the most garbage that comes in and out every day is Mercedes-Benz luxury buses.

24. Dubai Sailing Hotel went bankrupt because of the opening of Zhongyuan Shuicheng Hotel.

25. This is how people in Suixian educate their children. "If you don't study hard, I'll send you to work at Microsoft and Hewlett-Packard, and lose your whole family!"