Tang Bohu’s lines for lighting incense

The complete version of Tang Bohu’s dialogue with Qiuxiang

(In front of the Tang Mansion. Many people are waiting for something at the door.)

Dragon Armor: Oh, what’s going on? Damn it, I've been waiting for three hours and I haven't seen it yet!

Accessor B: Yes, it usually comes out in two hours.

(The servants of Tang Mansion went out to take out the garbage)

Servant A: Okay, leave it at the door.

Servants: Yes!

(Everyone was waiting for the garbage, so they all went to grab it)

Dragon Armor: Oops, I finally grabbed Tang Bohu’s calligraphy treasure!

(Everyone is chasing after the dragon armor)

(Tang Bohu holds a writing brush and brushes the chicken wings with soy sauce)

Servant A: Is a plate of soy sauce enough?

Tang Bohu: Take your time!

Servant A: There are many people coming outside now asking for paintings. Do you really have to ignore them?

Tang Bohu: The young master is not in the mood to draw today. How many bags of garbage can you give them?

Servant A: Yes!

Servant A: (Meeting Zhu Zhishan at the door when going out) Zhu Gongzi.

Zhu Zhishan: Ah, Brother Tang!

Tang Bohu: Hey, brother!

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang, help me.

Tang Bohu: It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost cleanly in the casino again?

Zhu Zhishan: It’s my parents who gave birth to me, and it’s Brother Tang who knows me!

Tang Bohu: Among the four great talents in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it! As the saying goes, when the wind blows away the eggshells, wealth

is gone and people are happy. This is my motto, brother, isn’t it?

Zhu Zhishan: No prizes, no prizes, but compared to Brother Tang’s uninhibited style, I can’t help but fall behind!

Tang Bohu: Hahahaha, but, brother Zhu, you lose hundreds of taels every few days, and when you lose all, you come to call for help.

You always do this--- That’s not a solution, right?

Zhu Zhishan: Insightful, this is why I, this time, lost all I could lose in my life

I lost a total of three hundred thousand taels, I hope Brother Tang painted thirty paintings for me, asking me to pay off my debt and save my life!

Tang Bohu: Understand, understand. Ah Shui, you go out first!

Servant Ah Shui: It’s the young master!

Tang Bohu: You bastard, do you think this is a charity hall? Want three hundred thousand taels? No need to talk!

Zhu Zhishan: Don’t be like this. It’s all my fault. It’s my fault. Now I kowtow and admit my mistake. If you don't want me to lend you the jade

Bo Tuan, you should also think about the fact that I have made a lot of money selling your paintings in the past few years! Now those brothers outside

The brothers on the road said that if I don’t get thirty paintings after three sticks of incense, they will cut me into pieces! Please help me!

Tang Bohu: Three incense sticks? Huh, don't say that brother doesn't take care of you. I will definitely write an elegiac couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write it, you will be worthy of death, but if you write it, death will not be regrettable! You made your choice!

Zhu Zhishan: Bohu, don’t be so awesome, okay? The worst case scenario is that I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape me every night until my body is completely bruised and crumbling. Is that okay?

Tang Bohu: Huh? ! Can you even utter such a tragic oath? Okay, I'll help you again! Come, study room four

Bao is waiting!

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang is so loyal, courageous, and chivalrous!

Tang Bohu: Stop talking nonsense and take off your clothes!

Zhu Zhishan: Huh? ! Take off your clothes?

(Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan’s body to paint)

Zhu Zhishan: Do you want to kill me?

Zhu Zhishan: What an amazing skill. Is it worth it even if you beat me to death? What kind of fame is this?

Tang Bohu: Isn’t it spectacular? Is this called an eagle spreading its wings and swallowing up the world? This painting is enough to pay for your three hundred thousand taels.

Please don’t bother me again in the future.

Zhu Zhishan: Is that certain, certain? But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that he can turn the two points on my chest into flowers, his palms into trees, my butt into stone, my front feet to sit on clouds, and my back feet to become mountains.

Zhu Zhishan: Hey, which part of my body was used to draw that majestic eagle?

Tang Bohu: I am using your lifeblood.

Zhu Zhishan: It’s just as I expected, majestic, passionate, and extremely expressive!

Tang Bohu: I'm talking about the little insect in the eagle's beak. Where does it get its majesty and enthusiasm? cut!

Zhu Zhishan: Huh? Well, hey, it even has a hook!

Narration: Tang Bohu was born in the Yin month, Yin day and Yin time of the sixth year of Chenghua, Emperor Xianzong of the Ming Dynasty, so he was named Tang Yin, and because he was a tiger

, he was also called Tang Bohu. Tang Yin was extremely intelligent, an outstanding poet and painter, and ranked first among the four great talents in Jiangnan. He was an idol worshiped by men, women and children at that time. The most talked about thing is that he has eight beautiful and beautiful wives, as beautiful as

gods and beautiful wives, making others envious!

A certain wife: Raise your hand! Do you have any money on you? Let’s borrow it first! Is there any mistake? !

That’s all! Come on, come on... I have money again and can play.

A certain wife: Hurry up and pay!

A certain wife: Are you cheating? ! You always win.

Tang Bohu: Ladies, would you like some chicken wings?

A certain wife: Are you picking chicken bones? It took you so long to come back? Are you ready? Hurry up, okay, okay,

The fight is about to begin.

Tang Bohu: My picture of a hundred flowers blooming---

A certain wife: Oh, what's the big deal? Give us a table, you stingy!

A certain wife: You’re not dead yet. Can’t you just draw another one if you have nothing to do?

Tang Bohu: But this...

A certain wife: Stop talking, let’s do some boxing! Hello sisters, Samsung photos, Four Seasons Fortune! drink!

A certain wife: What are you doing?

Tang Bohu: My collection of poems!

A certain wife: Look at this lousy table that’s always tilted to one side, and it’s still flat after a book has been placed on it. Go get two books, ah?

Tang Bohu: Hey! Why is it that in my picture of hundreds of birds facing the phoenix, even the bird heads are missing?

A certain wife: Why are you so wordy? ! Someone's chicken is missing, why can't I borrow your bird for a while?

Tang Bohu: Ah~~~You, you...

(Tang Bohu’s mother Zhu Qian hangs herself)

Tang Bohu: Mother, what are you doing?

A certain wife: Oh, my mother-in-law hanged herself! Why don't you go see her quickly? Wait a moment, let’s open the cards first, double heaven is yours

Honorable! Kill them all! It’s really evil, please pay now!

Tang Bohu: Damn it! Are you showing off?

Zhu Qian: I’m useless! I have married you eight wives to serve you, but you are still not satisfied and are looking sad all day long.

I think I should just die!

Tang Bohu: Mom, what are you talking about? I have never complained about you.

Zhu Qian: Bohu, you are young and promising now, have a successful career, and a fortune. You have a lot of wives and concubines. You should

be the happiest person in the world. Yes, isn't it?

Tang Bohu: I never said I was unhappy!

Zhu Qian: Why do you have such a long face all day long? Do you think your wives are not good enough for you?

Tang Bohu: Hey, I’m here, it’s easy to get money, but it’s hard to find a close friend. Although these ladies and I are called husband and wife,

It’s a pity that we share the same bed but have different dreams!

Wives: So you dislike us? I might as well just die!

(All the wives hanged themselves together)

Tang Bohu: Wow! Eight people hanged themselves together? ! How spectacular!

Zhu Qian: Save people quickly! Wife, my wife...are you okay? ! Bohu, do you really have to get the fields littered with corpses and rivers of blood to be satisfied?

Tang Bohu: I didn’t say...

Wives: Let me go... let me die...

Tang Bohu: Stop making trouble!

Zhu Qian: Bohu, you are talking!

Tang Bohu: Stop making noise! I was wrong! These ladies are gentle, virtuous, well-organized, well-educated, and well-educated, but I don’t understand

You have to appreciate them. I’m sorry for everyone, and please forgive me!

Wives: Just understand!

A certain wife: My husband, please smile!

A certain wife: Just smile.

A certain wife: The smile is too forced! I want to be happy!

A certain wife: Yeah, why is it so ugly? Smile a little better.

A certain wife: Yes, your smile looks better.

Tang Bohu: Ahaha, ahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wives: Come on, let’s boxing.

Zhu Qian: Bohu, look how much they love you! From now on, don’t let down the hard work of your wives.

Servant: Madam, King Ning sent someone to see the young master.

Tang Bohu, Zhu Qian: Prince Ning?

Zhu Qian: Prince Ning is plotting a rebellion now. Did he send people here to recruit you?

Tang Bohu: Hey, no matter what, just go and help me send him away.

Servant: Please!

Servant: Madam, they--

Messenger: Hey, where is Tang Bohu? Our prince wants to ask him to go back as a staff officer, call him out quickly!

Zhu Qian: I'm really sorry, everyone. The child is seriously ill and cannot see guests. I accept Prince Ning's kindness. Please

go back.

Messenger: Hahahaha, how could it be such a coincidence? All the people our prince wants to invite are sick. But the prince had expected this trick a long time ago and asked me to bring the imperial doctor as well. Let’s go and treat him.

Ju Qian: Huh? ! This...

Messenger: Tang Bohu! (The messenger and others broke into the house and found Tang Bohu eating chicken wings, and asked Zhu Qian) Hey, didn't you say that he was very ill? !

Zhu Qian: He...he is very sick!

Messenger: If you are seriously ill, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?

Zhu Qian: Ah, what’s the matter with you?

Tang Bohu: Hey... it's very simple, because---(Singing) Braised wings, I like to eat---

Messenger: (Singing) But your mother said you will ascend to heaven soon ---

Zhu Qian: (Chorus) The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat as hard as you can. If you don't eat now, you won't have the chance to eat again in the future!

Messenger: (Singing) Are you really about to ascend to heaven? !

Tang Bohu: (Singing) I am really about to ascend to heaven ---

(Three people singing) If you don’t eat now, you won’t have the chance to eat again in the future!

Messenger: It is rare for a person who is about to die to have such a good complexion as Tang Jieyuan. Imperial doctor, please feel Tang Jieyuan’s pulse and see how serious it is

How serious is it?

Imperial doctor: Yes, Tang Jieyuan’s pulse is stable, which is normal! No problem!

(Tang Bohu used Qigong to change his pulse, and the imperial doctor was shocked)

Messenger: What's wrong with him?

Tang Bohu: Can I still be saved?

Doctor: Give it a try.

Messenger: What’s going on?

Imperial doctor: I have never heard of...such a chaotic pulse!

Messenger: What did you hear?

Royal doctor: General’s order!

Messenger: What? !

Imperial doctor: I think you should prepare for the funeral as soon as possible! Tang Jieyuan, I’ll take my leave now!

Messenger: What a waste of time for a half-dead man! Let's go!

Zhu Qian: Royal doctor, please save me quickly——

Zhu Qian: Beast, kneel down, do you remember that you once attacked your damn father before his death? You swore that you would not reveal the secret of your martial arts

Why did you break the precept today?

Tang Bohu: I remember, but the situation was critical just now, and besides, I just used my internal power to change my pulse.

Zhu Qian: Not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. Once the enemies of the Tang family find out that you are the descendant of the Overlord Gun, you will save them immediately

There will be a fatal disaster. !

Tang Bohu: Mom, who is the enemy of our Tang family? Why didn't you tell me this whole time?

Zhu Qian: Well, I didn’t tell you before because you were young and energetic, and I was afraid that you would cause trouble. Now that you have grown up, I will tell you. , our Tang family has two major enemies!

(Replay)

Zhu Qian: One of them is the deadly scholar.

Back then, the two of them decided to compete in a martial arts competition in order to compete for the ranking on the weapons spectrum.

I was afraid that the deadly scholar would use tricks to assassinate your father, so I kept watching him...

(The battle between Tang Tianhao and the fatal scholar)

Zhu Qian: I am here to plot against you, the short-lived fatal scholar. Brother Tianhao, you will definitely win, don’t worry!

Tang Tianhao: Higher than you!

Jussie: Go to hell! (Using a trick to accidentally injure Tang Tianhao)

Tang Tianhao: What is it? Oh, Jussie? !

Zhu Qian: Be careful!

Zhu Qian: Let me see if you die? ! (Using a trick, he accidentally injured Tang Tianhao)

Tang Tianhao: Zhu Qian, you——

Zhu Qian: Be careful! Here we go again!

Zhu Qian: No way, I have to use my special trick! Go to hell!

(Spreading many beads, but accidentally hit Tang Tianhao's face again)

Tang Tianhao: Zhu Qian, what are you doing here to stir up trouble?

Zhu Qian: I...be careful! Be careful!

Tang Tianhao: Don’t leave! Please tell me clearly what you are doing!

Zhu Qian: I love you, that’s why I’m helping you!

Tang Tianhao: What can you help me with? Skim these useless red beans?

Zhu Qi: These are not red beans! This is my newly invented hidden weapon, the Thunder Bead!

Tang Tianhao: Thunder, thunder, thunder?

Zhu Qi: Don’t underestimate it, it will explode with great power!

Tang Tianhao: What is power, what is power...? Will it explode?

(Thunderball exploded, Tang Tianhao’s face was swollen)

Tang Tianhao: Zhu Qian, are you willing to play me to death?

Tang Bohu: Ah! The scholar's life-threatening sword? !

Zhu Qian: At this most critical moment, your father suddenly used the most terrifying and terrifying hidden weapon in the world, and finally turned the whole situation around - -

(Back to the replay)

Tang Tianhao: Use hidden weapons! (Throwing Zhu Qian out)

Tang Tianhao: The overlord has responded! (The head of the gun is broken by the deadly scholar) Ah, there is no gun head? !

(The fatal scholar stabbed Tianhao with his sword)

Tang Tianhao: How could this happen?

Tang Bohu: No wonder dad died in depression.

Zhu Qian: Your father didn’t expect that the fatal scholar could break even the head of a gun made of pure steel, so when he was about to die, he specially made this extremely hard gun

The cold iron spear head was used to prevent the scholar from killing himself.

Tang Bohu: Didn’t you say that we have two major enemies? Who is the other one?

Zhu Qian: The other one is my love rival who stole your father's back. But she is already married, so I don't think it's a big deal.

I will meet her if I have a chance.

Tang Bohu: Mom, I want to leave home for a few days to avoid the limelight, lest Prince Ning send people to trouble me again.

Zhu Qian: Then you must remember to carry this iron spear head just in case, remember it! Because your father lost the battle back then

So in the current weapons list, the Scholar's Life-Destroying Sword ranks second, our Overlord's Spear ranks third, and Xiao Li's Flying Knife

It’s fourth.

A certain wife: (passing by) Put your feet in!

Tang Bohu: Who is ranked first?

Zhu Qian: It’s Xiao Li Feidao’s mother, but unfortunately she has passed away!

Tang Bohu: Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Li’s fucking flying knife. What a pity!

A certain wife: Oh, stop talking and come and have a fistfight. (Punching fists with Bohu) Hello, sisters! Definitely hit, the top five players

! drink! Oops, you are so useless,

Go away, I will paddle with my mother-in-law. (Two people guessing) Three-star photo, six-six-six, five-shot... Mother-in-law, you lose,

Drink!

Zhu Qian: OK, drink.

A certain wife: Buy the size! Down, down, down! It's time to leave! It’s about to open, open...

Tang Bohu: (helpless) I feel sad and my heart aches. Eight wives are like jackals and hungry tigers, and they think I can enjoy them all

Human happiness is actually empty and lonely. Who knows?

(The four great talents from Jiangnan travel together)

A woman: Look, look, the four great talents from Jiangnan are over there.

(All the women watched excitedly)

(Four talented men posed, all the women fell and fled)

(One woman was stopped by four people and forced to jump into the river )

Tang Bohu: Want to run? You can't fly out of my Wuzhishan. (He was stopped when he tried to jump into the river)

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Bohu, someone is watching.

Passers-by: Inexplicably, these four guys are crazy!

Zhu Zhishan: Today our four great talents from the south of the Yangtze River are here to enjoy the mountains and rivers. No wonder those women are going crazy.

B: That’s right,

Wen Zhengming: Ladies and gentlemen, since everyone is in such a good mood today, how about reciting a poem?

Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Zhengming’s suggestion is good. Brother Wen Bin, you come first.

Wen Bin: Come on! A group of geese at the foot of the mountain.

Wen Zhengming: Booing drove him down the river.

Zhu Zhishan: Falling into the river to catch geese makes me hungry.

Tang Bohu: After dinner, go home and play with your wife.

Three people: Oh, what a perfect match, what a quatrain!

Tang Bohu: Ahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

Three people: Is it really that funny? !

Wen Zhengming: Why is Brother Tang so passionate and unrestrained every time he travels?

Wen Bin: Being so happy and forgetful is really the envy of (the three of them).

Zhu Zhishan: But to be honest, when it comes to essays in Jiangnan, Brother Tang is extremely talented. When it comes to painting, he is very talented. He is really

an out-and-out talented man.

Wen Bin: Yes, the most enviable thing is that he also has high attainments in music.

Tang Bohu: That’s true. I play all kinds of musical instruments at home and abroad, both ancient and modern, and I’m very good at them. Recently I am also studying a Western percussion instrument, which is very exciting. You can study it if you have a chance, everyone.

Wen Bin: Yes, study it!

Wen Zhengming: I think the most enviable thing about Brother Tang is his beauty. Everyone knows that there are eight ladies in Brother Tang's family, all of them are as beautiful as flowers, and their country is beautiful and fragrant. If a man can be like Brother Tang, what else can I ask for?

Tang Bohu: Ahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Zhu Zhishan: There is a horse you can ride on.

Zhu Zhishan: Hey, Brother Tang, look at the graceful woman on the bridge, all alone. Okay, you

just demonstrate your method of picking up girls on the spot, so that we brothers can learn from it.

Tang Bohu: Well...

Wen Bin: It’s about everyone’s welfare, are you okay? !

Tang Bohu: It is obligatory.

Zhu Zhishan: Go.

Tang Bohu: Miss.

Woman: What’s the matter, sir? (Looking back, it turned out to be like a flower! ±#＄%×＊)

Three people: Come on! superior!

Tang Bohu: It’s okay. I would like to lend my lady’s shoulder a little help. Is that okay?

Ruhua: How can this be done? I am a yellow flower girl.

Tang Bohu: I know, I just want to fix my friends. In fact, I am none other than Tang Bohu.

Ruhua: What kind of tiger is made of sugar? I don’t know you. If you don't leave, I'm going to scream.

Tang Bohu: That’s all right. I’ll give you a tael of silver as a courtesy.

Ruhua: One tael of silver? What do you think I am, at least ten liang!

Tang Bohu: Wow! Do you still need ten taels of virtue? ! Just go grab it!

Ruhua: Yes, I will grab it! Get the money out!

(Two people fight randomly)

Tang Bohu: You...you...

Ruhua: Go to hell!

Tang Bohu: Beat you!

Ruhua: Stab you!

(In the end, Ruhua was knocked down into the river by Tang Bohu)

Three people: Huh? What the hell? (rushes to the bridge) What happened? What's the matter?

Wen Zhengming: Are you too harsh? !

He wants to steal money, this dead ladyboy!

Three people: Huh? ! Shemale?

Zhu Zhishan: I like it! Take it. (Zhu Zhishan handed the folding fan to Wen Bin and jumped into the river)

Wen Zhengming: What a pity! Let him take the lead!

(Mrs. Hua led everyone to worship the gods with great momentum)

Chunxiang: Look, there are so many people.

Xia Xiang: Yes, it’s so lively.

Mrs. Hua: Chunxiang, Xiaxiang, why are you two quarreling? Don’t behave unruly.

(Passers-by rushed to watch)

The four talented men: Hey, what are you looking at? I borrowed it!

Someone: Mrs. Hua Tai brought her maid Sixiang to offer incense today.

Wen Bin: I heard that everyone is a deity descending to earth, especially Qiuxiang.

Tang Bohu: Which one? Which one is it?

Wen Bin, Wen Zhengming: That, that! Qiuxiang~~~~~~~~~

(Qiuxiang looked back and smiled)

Tang Bohu: This is very ordinary, it’s nothing!

Wen Bin: Don’t worry yet, Brother Bohu, you have to know that beautiful things, like flowers, need to be set off by green leaves

to show off her beauty. Jiaomei, take a look again.

Wen Bin and Wen Zhengming: beauties~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Everyone else becomes an ugly foil)

Tang Bohu : Looking at it this way, she is really as beautiful as a fairy? Let's go to the temple immediately and start taking action!

(Four talented men dressed as beggars)

Three people: It’s up to you!

Tang Bohu: FOLLOWME! When the next opportunity comes, let's go up together and plunder.

Zhu Zhishan: One word!

Mrs. Hua: Give alms to beggars.

(Sixiang gives alms to the beggar)

Tang Bohu: (hugs Qiuxiang’s leg) Help! I'm so hungry!

Qiuxiang: Are you hungry? This is for you to eat. (passing the steamed bun to Tang Bohu) What's the matter? Isn’t one enough? I'll give you one more

.

(Qiuxiang is full of love. Qiuxiang looks back and smiles at Tang Bohu)

Tang Bohu: (Whispering) It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world is a smile full of love, my God! I

Finally found my ideal, she is Qiu~~~Xiang!

Mrs. Hua: Qiuxiang, I want to go in and talk to Master Zhengyi, the host here. You go and ask for a safe sign for me.

Qiuxiang: Yes, madam.

(Qiuxiang knelt on the ground to ask for a fortune, and Tang Bohu, who was practicing his voice, leaned over)

Tang Bohu: Miss, do you want to worship God?

(Qiuxiang nods)

Tang Bohu: Okay, if you worship God too much, God will naturally bless you.

(The sign fell to the ground)

Tang Bohu: I’ll do it.

(I deliberately refused to give Qiuxiang and was kicked by a monk~~~~~~ to the road outside. The monk took out a plaque and wrote "No noise is strictly allowed in the room

" )

(Enter the temple again, Qiu Xiang has left, Tang Bohu builds a boat to chase him)

Tang Bohu: Hey, brother, chase the official ship of Washington for me.

Boatman: OK! Young Master, be careful!

Boatman: Master, you really know the goods. There are so many boats, but you picked mine. I am famous for being fast.

Ah.

Tang Bohu: Really?

Boatman: Of course.

Tang Bohu: Hey~~~your ship is sinking!

Boatman: Didn’t I say that it sinks quickly if it sinks?

Tang Bohu: Stop making trouble, I'm in a hurry, brother!

Boatman: Just by looking at you, I know you are chasing Qiuxiang.

Tang Bohu: How do you know?

Boatman: I have seen many rich men like you. But just wandering around in front of Washington, then "hema

rope-tied tofu-don't mention it."

Tang Bohu: What’s your clever trick?

Boatman: We have to find a way to sneak into Washington.

Tang Bohu: Then just teach me two moves, please.

Boatman: There are tricks, but it depends on whether you can get on the road or not.

Tang Bohu: Listen to your elder brother in everything.

Boatman: All ears~~~~~~~`

(The two people and the boat sank into the water)

(In front of the West Gate of Washington, Tang Bohu and The boatman is pushing the wooden cart)

Tang Bohu: Hey~~~The show is about to begin. I’ll beat you to death and you won’t be able to move.

Boatman: You said all the money from the sale should be given to me, no cheating.

Tang Bohu: With your wisdom, can I fool you?

Boatman: That’s true.

(The boatman lay in the car pretending to be dead)

Neighbors, come quickly, the newly minted dutiful son is afraid of selling, so come and take a look even if he doesn’t sell!

(Qiu Xiang and the Washington maid Sister Pomegranate go out)

Sister Pomegranate: This little brother came here early in the morning to sell his body to bury his father. Isn’t it too unlucky?

Tang Bohu: I don’t want to either.

Qiuxiang: We have met somewhere, right? You look nice and kind.

Tang Bohu: It is said that we have known each other before we met. Please have mercy on me, two sisters!

Sister Pomegranate: It’s so miserable! We happen to be short of a servant, I think -

(At this time, another one came, pushing a wooden cart, with six dead people on the cart. This man was vomiting blood, extremely miserable!)

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Misery: I am so miserable, I sold myself to bury my whole family!

Tang Bohu: No way? !

Poor person: You two girls, have mercy on me. All six of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth grade tuberculosis.

Half for sale and half for free, just buy it from me.

Qiuxiang: Oh, Pomegranate, you see how pitiful he is, let’s buy him back to Washington, okay?

Sister Pomegranate: (crying) Then buy him.

Tang Bohu: Sister, I came first.

Qiuxiang: Isn’t this a matter of first-come-first-served basis?

Sister Pomegranate: Yes, six people died in my family, and only one died in your family. I also want to help you, but I'm really in a dilemma.

Tang Bohu: But I am miserable too?

Sister Pomegranate: If you have anything worse than him, tell me quickly.

Tang Bohu: I...I...this...this..., look, I haven't cut my nails in the past few days, they are full of black mud

Isn't this enough? Is it miserable?

(Bieren’s puppy died suddenly)

Bieren: (crying bitterly) Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can’t die, Wangcai, you followed. For so many years, I have been kind and loyal to me, and treated me with sincerity, but now I haven't even given you a full meal. I'm sorry for you.

Prosperous wealth!

(Tang Bohu saw a cockroach and shouted "Be careful!" Sister Pomegranate stepped back and trampled the cockroach to death.)

Tang Bohu: (distraught) Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! You and I have been dependent on each other

for so many years. We have been teaching you and raising you as if you were our own flesh and blood. I never thought that today, I would give you away for free

Black-haired man!

Sister Pomegranate: Sister Qiuxiang, they are both so miserable, what should I do?

Qiuxiang: Take a look and then talk.

Sister Pomegranate: Oh.

The miserable person: Damn it! (Walking to Tang Bohu, the two confront each other) Brother, please stop making trouble. Look how clean you are

Go in and put on makeup before you come back.

Look at me, I'm dead, my hands are full of sores, how can you be worse than me?

Tang Bohu: Don’t compare with me. I can’t bear it!

Miscellaneous: So what if I compare with you?

Tang Bohu: Aren’t you forcing me?

Misery: Can you be more miserable than me?

(Tang Bohu picked up a stick and broke his arm)

Tang Bohu: You said your hands are full of sores. Now my whole hand is broken, who can compare with me? Who is miserable!

Miserable: Are you having too much fun? !

Tang Bohu: I am having sex with you today!

Miscellaneous: I will play with you to the end! Damn it, come on! (He smashed his own head with a stick, bleeding profusely) Want to play with me?

Want to play with me? I don't even care about my life, let's see how you compare with me! Who dares to be worse than me? ! (Fell to the ground and died

)

Tang Bohu: Good boy, it’s a shame for you, we’ll meet again later!

Sister Pomegranate: That person is dead, so I can only buy you!

Tang Bohu: Really?

Sister Pomegranate: Yes!

Tang Bohu: Then you can add another five taels.

Sister Pomegranate: You are raising your price from the ground up!

Tang Bohu: No, I want to bury this man.

Sister Pomegranate: He is such a good person, just buy him. (Take out the money)

Qiuxiang: Hey, pomegranate, just buy it if you want! We have to go in and ask the lady first before we can decide. Come back tomorrow

Sister Pomegranate: I’ll ask.

Tang Bohu: Sister Qiuxiang, thank you for your hard work!

(Qiuxiang looked back and smiled three times at Tang Bohu when she entered)

Tang Bohu: Start teasing me now. Mother! I succeeded~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(The next day, in Washington)

Butler: I think of your filial piety, so I will buy it You come to Washington to serve as a servant for six years. Is there any problem?

Tang Bohu: No problem!

Butler: Then sign the contract.

Tang Bohu: I sign! (Tang Bohu himself made a contract of prostitution)

(Tang Bohu, wearing a servant's clothes, excitedly went to the Washington courtyard to start work)

("Wu Zhuangyuan has arrived!" "Still still, don't lie down" "Get off!" The man pushed Tang Bohu down to the ground and put his hands behind his head)

Wu Zhuangyuan: Boy, from today on, you are a low-level servant in Washington, and 9527 is your life. code name.

Get started!

All the servants: (running in formation, singing marching songs) You work hard like a dog, but you are scolded for not barking, like a dog,

It’s so funny, you are scolded It’s so funny that it can’t bark like a dog.

(Sixiang passed by and snickered at these servants, Tang Bohu stared at Qiuxiang, accidentally bumped into Wu Zhuangyuan, and was punished by doing push-ups

)

Wu Zhuangyuan : (Counting) 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004..., look at your bad character, raise your feet and don't move around. (Kicks Tang Bohu) 1, 2...

(When Tang Bohu was roasting chicken, he secretly drew a portrait of Qiuxiang)

Wu Zhuangyuan: Roast it a little more, and leave your left leg to me!

(Tang Bohu didn’t grab the meal when the meal was served. He was sweeping up dog poop and got a hand full of dog poop.)

(Sixiang was flying a kite.)

Tang Bohu: ( Thinking) The opportunity has come. (Use tiles to break the kite string, and the kite falls on the roof)

Sixiang: The paper swallow is broken, what should I do? What's going on?

Tang Bohu: Sisters, what happened?

Xia Xiang: 9527, help us take down the paper swallow!

Tang Bohu: But as a low-level servant, it is not convenient for me to come in.

Xia Xiang: Who thinks you are a low-level servant? I just treat you as a dog.

Tang Bohu: Huh? !

Dongxiang: Oh, just go if I tell you to.

Fujiang: Right up there.

Tang Bohu: Huh? Sister Qiuxiang, nice to meet you. I haven't had a chance to thank you for what happened last time. Fortunately, we are destined to meet each other in thousands of miles. Just wrap this paper swallow on me.

Chunxiang: Stop talking nonsense! Go pick it up!

Tang Bohu: Right away. (Climb up to the roof and get the paper swallow)

Sixiang: 9527, be careful!

Tang Bohu: Thank you for your concern, Sister Qiuxiang... (his foot slipped and fell to the ground)

Qiuxiang: (helped Tang Bohu up and expressed concern) 9527, are you okay? How about it?

Tang Bohu: I’m fine, I just lost a hand.

Qiuxiang: Ouch, why are you so careless?

Tang Bohu: As long as I can help you pick up the paper swallow, I am not afraid of being cut into pieces. I am willing to brave hell with just one arm.

Why do you care?

Qiuxiang: I blamed you wrongly, I’m sorry.

Tang Bohu: I don’t allow you to say that. How can anyone be faultless?

(The two forget each other affectionately and want to kiss)

Qiuxiang: No, no!

Tang Bohu: Forget it.

Qiuxiang: Hey, don’t leave.

(The two hug and kiss)

Sanxiang: (Applause) Lovers finally become spouses!

(Tang Bohu HIAHIA laughed so hard on the roof that he was sweating profusely. It turned out that the scene just now was Tang Bohu’s thinking

)

Fujiang: He is here What are you laughing at?

Qiuxiang: Humph! Let's see what he can do!

Chunxiang: 9527, what are you doing? Come down quickly!

Tang Bohu: (Pretending to slip and fall to the ground) (Thinking secretly) Qiuxiang, here I come!

(Just about to land, Wu Zhuangyuan caught him and held him in his arms)

Wu Zhuangyuan: Boy! I heard you were secretly painting her portrait, right?

Tang Bohu: I have painted countless paintings in my life. Which one are you talking about?

Wu Zhuangyuan: (Take out the portrait of Qiuxiang painted by Tang Tiao from Tang Bohu's robe) Look, what did he paint?

Wu Zhuangyuan: You actually painted my extremely graceful, graceful and beautiful Sister Pomegranate into such a virtuous person!

Tang Bohu: I'm sorry, I have no talent, please give it back to me.

Wu Zhuangyuan: Humph! If you don’t have talent, don’t draw! (Tearing up the painting) Why are you scribbling so hard! I have to open your eyes

Learn more! (Taking out his own painting) This is called painting!

Tang Bohu: Huh~~~~~? ! Um! It is true that the strongest has its own strong hand, and every mountain is as high as the other. I am willing to be the weakest

! (vomit)

Wu Zhuangyuan: Hey~~~, let’s appreciate it.

(All the servants applauded and vomited)

Wu Zhuangyuan: Now you know what painting is. Not only are you lazy, but you also steal my woman! (Command the servants

) Defeat him!

(Tang Bohu was beaten hard)

Qiu Xiang: Hey, don’t hit him. If you don't stop, I will tell Mrs. Hua.

Wu Zhuangyuan: Hey, stop! I'll give Sister Qiuxiang some face, let's go! (Everyone leaves)

Qiuxiang: Hey, are you dead?

Tang Bohu: No, I will never die until I personally hand over the paper swallow to Sister Qiuxiang. Sister Qiuxiang - (the paper

Yan has been broken)

Qiuxiang: Humph! Let's go.

Xia Xiang: It’s not that easy. We can’t play with paper swallows and flatten him!

(Another beating)