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FLASH of Chinese character homophone jokes

1 There was a meeting in a township. Because of the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't ask for pickles. Pickles are too expensive." .) The host said: "Please give me pickles and sausages." (Now let me give the mayor a speech.

) The township head said: "Rabbits and shrimps, the dog has eaten today's meal, and everyone is using the big tortoise (

Adou's country-free gift

Adou-like character ——I couldn’t bear to overturn the seasoning soup--it had both sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy flavors

I overturned the five-flavor bottle--it had all kinds of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty flavors

A sneeze would scare a tiger to death. --Hang yourself with a noodle by chance--no one will die

Took the scale beam and forgot to weigh the weight--don't know the importance

Took five horses and poured six sheep--thrown the head down

Use the eye of a needle as a chimney - little bird

Hold the stick and touch it - grasp the basics

Hold the mallet to sew clothes - take everything seriously ( Needle)

Using a straw hat as a pot lid—buttoning the hats randomly

Take the ticket and enter the theater—can’t match the number

Take the tofu and go Just a foothold on the table --- it doesn't matter

Wipe your neck with a dull knife -- it hurts even if it doesn't kill you

Selling a phoenix like a chicken -- no matter how high or low you are

Take a mouse as a cow - bragging

Take a tiger skin as clothes - scare people

Take an egg for a slippery road - be careful

Using the reins as a hair puller---to put it lightly

Using a wine bottle to fight---drinking and doing it

Using a hoe to plan Coptis chinensis--- Sarcasm

Hitting the moon with a milling basin - not knowing the importance

Rushing to the door with an abacus - looking for a fight (account)

Using a shovel as a pot Make--extremely poor

Take a shoe as a hat--no distinction between top and bottom

Take a pheasant as an offering--the wealth is beyond words

Take the key Running around the streets---not taking charge of the family

Pricking the hand with the sole of the shoe--really irritating

Nanny holding the baby---other people's

Grandma's shoes---the same old style

The baby's mouth opens---for something to eat

Resistant to monkeys climbing cherry trees---rough people eat fine grains

A man’s field edge, a daughter’s shoe edge---they look good

North and south--nothing

On a southerly day, the stones sweat---the tide has returned

Mr. Nan Guo plays the Yu---uses the Yu indiscriminately

The lantern at Nantianmen---the tube shines high

Nanzhu sticks are used as dishes---hard fried (noisy)

Tumors on the head---heavy burden on the back

Tumors on the head---extra burden

Rubbing oil on the skull---slippery head

Growing horns on the head---outlier than others

Wearing socks on the head---not feet

Wearing a mortar on the head---I don’t know the importance

The doll on the head---lifting people

The forehead has eyes--looking at the sky

The alarm clock sounds haha---smug

The tender ox drags the plow Rake --- fight or run

The capable woman cried in the middle of the night---skilled to death

Climb to the top of the mountain---go to the top (wait)

Pole-climbing competition--see who can climb faster

Fall when climbing stairs--the higher you climb, the harder you fall

The skill of a creeper--the ability to fawn over

Climb on the back of a horse and want to fly to the sky - so far away

Climb on the back of a horse and want to fly into the sky - so far away

Slap the thigh to scare the tiger - no use at all

Flattering a horse on its feet---not only does it do no good, but will result in a kick

Flattering a horse on its mouth--it will bite it

Flattering a horse--- - Kicked on the back

Put your butt and leave--don't care

Pray drawing--the lines are too thick

Queue up to braid---- - Come one at a time

Pork ribs and roasted tofu - some hard and some soft

Take shelter from the rain under the archway - for a while

Pan Jinlian boils medicine - secretly poison <

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Pan Jinlian toasted Wu Song - with bad intentions

Pan Jinlian toasted - ugly words first

Pan Gu dances - old happy

Driving on the winding mountain road - be good at turning

The judge handles the case - scares people to death

The judge performs magic - all the tricks

Look forward to coming out The girl of the sun - a passionate (sunny) person

The girl who looks forward to the sun - a sunny (lover) person

Crabs eat sorghum - climb up the stalks

Crabs just shed their shells---the meat is tender

Crabs crossing the river---all hands and feet

Crabs crossing the street---crawling sideways ( ) way

Crab holding peas---rolling and crawling

Crab teaching children--not sure of the right path

Crab entering the mountain gate---taking gods

A crab pulls a cart--does not follow the right path

A crab pulls a cart--uses strength

A crab gets married--it's all a tortoise

Crab Foaming--endless

The fat woman passes through the narrow door--the door acts as a door block

The fat man rides in the car---obstructs the people on both sides

The fat man wears a small coat--it doesn't fit

The fat man's belt---it doesn't matter at all

Throwing a ball to attract a bride--may not go well

Running competition- -You chase me

If you run away, the monk can't run away from the temple---please don't worry

If you run away, the shrimp will catch the carp--it's better to manage

Run away the sheep and repair the pen - be prepared for later

Horse racing will cause a stumbling block - intentionally harm others

Bubble gum sticks to the glutinous rice - it cannot be pulled apart

Soaked beans--not easy

Soaked earth walls--will grow soon

The temper of a flamethrower--get angry when you open your mouth

Place eggs in a basin--a few to count

Place landscapes in a basin--fake scenes

Inflated rubber balls--full of anger

Playing with loaches---playing tricks

Being a beggar with a golden bowl--silly happy

Being a beggar with a golden bowl--why beg for help

Holding a golden bowl and begging for food - pretending to be poor and complaining

Don't look back when you hit the south wall - stubborn

Put on a big cloak and steal a cigarette pouch - civilized people don't do civilized things

Putting on linen to put out a fire - asking for trouble

Putting on a raincoat to save others - causing fire (disaster) to the upper body

Putting on a dog's skin - not a human being

Wearing cowhide---not recognizing dirt (stolen)

Putting on a raincoat to put out a fire---provoking fire (disaster) on the upper body

Wearing a raincoat to put out a fire --- Burn yourself

Arsenic mixed with chili pepper--very spicy

Chili pepper soaked in arsenic--extremely poisonous

Chili pepper soaked in arsenic---extremely poisonous

The owner of the tannery shop---the bragging king

The cobbler's pole---both ends are cocked (pretty)

The cobbler stumbles---the last is exposed

Leather trousers on leather trousers----there must be a reason

Washing the shrimps in a leather basket----no one can escape

Washing in a leather basket Shrimps---none of them can escape

Rubbed ball with oil---round and smooth

Rubbed ball with oil---round and smooth

The ball fell into the soup pot---I called you a bastard, and you were still angry

The ball fell into the oil tank--it was round and smooth

The ball cracked--- Discouraged

The ball fell into the water--floated on the surface

The ball was stabbed--discouraged

The ball was sharpened--discouraged

The ball was stabbed with a knife---it softened

Pumpkin in July and August--the skin is old and the heart is not old

Sesame seeds in a seven-foot vat--it takes a lot of effort

A seven-foot man is six feet

Door--had to lower his head

Seven-inch feet wearing three-inch shoes--hard clothing

Seven monks and one umbrella-cannot cover them

Seventh sister Meeting Chang'e --- Immortal (present) to Immortal (present)

Seven pounds of flour mixed with three pounds of paste --- confused

Flying a kite on Qili Gang --- Let it go

Seven captures of Meng Huo - convince him orally

The seven-year-old boy watched the ox for eight years - he can't handle it

Seven fairies marry Dong Yong - take the initiative

Seven fairies go to their parents' home - come in the clouds, go in the mist

Seven fairies dream - God knows

Burn incense in the middle of July Paper---coax ghosts

Qi Huan Gong Yingzhong--don't remember the past grudges

Ride an old ox to chase a fast horse--beyond the reach of the dust

Ride a donkey and watch Songbook--what you see is what you get

Ride a donkey and take a cane--it's unnecessary

Ride a donkey and look at the account book---we'll see

Riding a donkey and look Riding in a sedan chair - less than the superiors, more than the inferiors

Riding a camel and carrying a golden sword---a golden sword on a horse

Riding a horse and carrying a backpack - all on the horse

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Horse riding without a whip - flattering

Horse riding to see the flowers - not in depth

Horse riding to see the lights - walk and watch

Riding a horse across a single-plank bridge - it's hard to turn back

Riding a horse through a busy city - that's unreasonable

Riding a horse will judge the judge - going to the ghost immediately

Riding a horse up Tianshan Mountain - see you later High and low

Less time riding, more time polishing stirrups - not reversed at all

No need to drive when riding a donkey - the way is familiar

Meeting relatives while riding an ox - -What a coincidence

Ride a bull to find a cow--Old fool

Ride a horse and eat roast chicken---I don’t know where to throw these bones

Ride on a fast horse to beg for food---drive out of poverty

Ride on the back of a tiger---it's hard to get off

Ride on the back of a tiger---don't dare to get off.

Riding on a tiger---involuntarily

Riding on a donkey looking for a donkey---drowsy

Riding a camel and eating steamed buns---opened Stuffing

Riding a camel and eating steamed stuffed buns - enjoying the stuffing

Riding a camel driving chickens - not knowing the difference between high and low

Riding a donkey to watch and sing Ben---we'll see

When we meet our opponents---they're evenly matched

The veteran on the chessboard--can't get out of the square

The earth elephant on the chessboard-- -Bulijiang

The piece on the chessboard - twist it, move one step

Play the harp on the top of the flagpole - sing a high tune

The lantern on the flagpole --Gao Ming

Hang mines on the flagpole--fantasy (sound)

Put a horn on the flagpole---the sound will be high (think)

The beggar is jealous-- Looking poor

The beggar eats plums - poor

The beggar rings the bell - so poor that it jingles

The beggar's clothes - there are many flaws

A beggar lives his life - relying on charity from others

A beggar goes to a hair salon - no one cares about him

A beggar performs Yangko dance - he is poor and happy

The beggar talks about cross talk -- Playing a glib

Beggars raising pigs--nothing

Cranes hanging lanterns--not worth mentioning

Cranes lifting chicken feathers---effortless

The crane lifts the chicken feathers---overkill

The balloon goes up to the sky--it blows up

Graduated from the Meteorological University--it sounds like rain when it hears it, and it sounds like thunder when it flashes

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A car shoots off fire---discourage

A car climbs a tree---is messing around

A car dies and catches fire--it needs someone to push it

Bricks to build the wall - coming from behind

Dyeing master---can't come up with anything

Dyeing shop's regular customers - lustful people

Dyeing shop's

The boss - lustful

The flute is played in the dyeing room - very colorful

The girl in the dyeing room wears white shoes---self-dyed (ran)

The cloth-beating stone at the door of the dyeing room---passing by everyone

The clothes in the dyeing vat--changed to their original color

The white cloth fell into the dyeing vat--it can no longer be washed

The dyer's clothes--it is impossible not to be contaminated

The dyer goes down to the river---at his mercy

Let the stammerer recite the order of return--it is difficult for others to do it

The chattering crow--an old tune

The crab in the hot pot--claws tight

The ant in the hot pot---turning around in anxiety

Hot Ants on the hot pot --- crawling around

Ants on the hot pot --- with nowhere to go

Smoke coals in the hot brazier --- left out in the cold

The white flour on the hot kang--it's hot

The hot clay figure---it was made by Cai (Cai)

The temper of the hot water bottle--cold outside, hot inside

Thermos bottle--cold outside and hot inside

Fried beans in a hot spot--when one is cooked, one will jump

Ants in a hot spot--turning around anxiously

Hot A fan in the middle and a charcoal in the snow - what urgent people need

Fill out a form in the talent market - self-promotion

When people are under a low eaves - they have to be low

When people go under low eaves - they have to bow their heads

If they are over thirty and do not learn skills - they are old

The bald man in the crowd - his head is conspicuous

Everyone wants to wear a bun---but their hair is not up to par

There are a hundred people---all martial arts

People are separated from each other by trees and skins--- It’s hard to get to know each other

Throw away the walking stick and bow to each other——Brothers and brothers

Walking around the streets during the day, boiling oil to mend the crotch at night

The sun sets in the west - but red It’s been a while

The downy duck has just entered the water--new learning

Pompom-ball slapped in the face--scaring people

Pompom-ball beats the gong--no reply

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Buying and selling at the meat case - fussing over every detail

Routine buns beating dogs - throwing things away in vain

Routou buns beating dogs - never looking back

The meat buns beat the dog---there is no return

The meat buns--so oily

The meat bones blow the trumpet---the meat (faint) is all All

Meat and bones beat the big drum - a bit meaty and six vegetarian

Meat and bones fell into the pot - chew (definitely)

Meat and bones beat the drum ---Boiled meat and bones

Burned tofu with meat and bones---Uneven soft and hard

Boiled glutinous rice balls in a meat pot---Meat and eggs

Boil Yuanxiao in a meat pot - muddy eggs

The meat is rotten in the pot - no distinction is made between them

The meat is rotten in the soup - no one suffers

Soft bread dumplings--good to pinch

A blessing in disguise---who knows the blessings

Cheek plaster--no shame

Three A hundred catties of wild boar - a big mouth

Three meals of fried radish and fresh rice - no salt (word)

A three-foot-long saw - pull again Pushed again

The three-foot-long ladder---it cannot be put up (answer) (word)

The face that cannot be cut with three swords---thick-skinned

Three cents flour and seven cents water - very confused

Three cents to buy a duck head - cheap mouth

Three cents to buy sesame seed cakes to see how thick they are - so stingy Very

Eating ice cubes in the dog days of summer - cool all over

Wearing a leather jacket in the dog days of summer - getting hot inside and outside

Fan in the dog days of summer - too busy Round and round

The sorghum stalks in the dog days---rising steadily

The dogs in the dog days--out of breath

Drinking ice water in the dog days --Just what you want

Drinking herbal tea in the dog days of summer--it's the right time

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Meat that cannot be sold in the dog days---stinky goods

Selling rotten fish in the dog days---stinky goods

Burning the stove in the dog days--it’s so hot

Three nostrils---extra breath like yours

Three stooges--the best Zhuge Liang

Three cooks kill six chickens-- In a hurry

Three Bodhisattvas burning two sticks of incense---no hope for you

Three yuan of tofu nao---ready-made

Three yuan Buy a toad---the more you look at it, the more disadvantages it becomes

Three dollars to buy a cow's belly--just noisy (grass)

Three dollars to buy a donkey--ride and boast

Three dollars to buy a bowl of rabbit blood---not a good thing

Three dollars to buy a pig's head--just a mouth

Three earth halls-- -Temple, temple, temple (wonderful, wonderful, wonderful)

Three hairs rubbing the rope---so thin

Three shit sticks to support a thin shoulder--putting on airs

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Three shit sticks support the table---stinky shelf

Born in the middle of the night---People of Haishi (killing people)

The third watch has passed--it's too late

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Triangular cemetery---bad character

Triangular bricks--not evenly placed

Three-legged cat--running around

Three and a half kilograms of duck ---Chong Goose

Eat popsicles for three to nine days - it chills the heart; you know whether you are hot or cold

Eat ice cubes for three to nine days - it's completely cool

Wearing a singlet in Sanjiutian - shaking; losing dignity

Wearing skirt in Sanjiutian - beautiful frozen (moving) person

Tofu in Sanjiutian Dry - cold, hard

Beggars in Sanjiu days - cold and hungry

Drink ginger soup in Sanjiu days - warm-hearted

Sanjiu days Giving a fan - not grateful

Three-nine days of heart-to-heart talk - cold words

Thirty-nine days of no drinking cold water - cold from the inside out

Three copper plates placed Two places---one is one, the other is two

Three taels of silver are released to the account--rare (interest) is less

The third-rate brother is the big-league child--the second-rate child

Sanmao's hair - only a handful

Three acres of cotton and three acres of rice - whether it's sunny or rainy

No shit for three years--- Swelling of feces (bastard)

Not rinsing your mouth for three years - a stinky mouth

Three years of old debt - why bother turning it over

Three relatives and six friends, four friends and eight friends - a group of friends

Three people drink a glass of wine--take turns

Three people and two beards---rare

It’s hard to be the boss if you don’t steal for three days---prudery

Thirty miles of scolding the county magistrate---useless

Thirty-six strategies--- Walking is the best plan

Thirty-six lines---walking will lead to the number one scholar

It takes thirty years to bloom and forty years to bear fruit---Lao Guoguo (brother)

Thirty years of widowhood---always waiting

Thirty nights without moon---the same thing every year

Thirty nights of cooking gruel--- It’s not like celebrating the new year

It’s too late to remind the New Year Pig on the 30th night

The cutting board on the 30th night---it must not be empty

Buying New Year pictures on the 30th night---I can't find the ones I bought

The cow ran away on the 30th night---next year's business

Putting up an empty basket on the 30th night-- -Busy with nothing to do

On the 30th night, I look forward to the moon---no hope

On the 30th night, I hang out my clothes---If I don’t do it this year, I’ll do it next year

Picking up snails with three fingers---nine out of ten chances

A three-year-old baby--the most important thing is innocence

A three-year-old child has watched cows for nine years---still can't do it

Three-year-old child--

-Buying a coffin for a three-year-old child by coaxing

Make preparations early

Not sleeping for three days - listless

Fishing for three days and drying nets for two days- --Moyang Gong

Sell two cucumbers in three days---take your time

give two of the three loaches to the cat---please keep your ears quiet

He recited his sutra, and I worshiped my Buddha - no interference with each other

Put nose and glasses---could not find a place to put them

Broken ball--- -- Stomach irritation

Looked up and dropped his hat---Looking too high

Carrying the food box and climbing up the tree---Feasting on branches with courtesy (reasonable)

The shrimps of Taihu Lake - Baimang (mang)

The skill of Tai Chi - soft yet hard

The seagulls of the Pacific - courageous

The Taishi chair is on fire - it is difficult to sit and stand

Tai Sui is in trouble - causing trouble

Taste of Emperor Taiwu - neither cold nor hot, not hot or cold Soft or not?

Looking at the canal on the Taihang Mountains - distant water cannot quench the thirst of the nearer

The dew under the sun - will not grow long

Lighting up the lamp under the sun - Duo She

The sun and the moon are talking - empty talk

The sun has left the earth - it is bright

The sun is falling on the head - disaster is coming

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The snowman under the sun---not last long

The green pines of Mount Tai---evergreen

Greedy and no seed left behind--after today, not tomorrow

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The greedy ghost goes to the banquet---not full

The greedy fish---is easy to take the bait

The paralytic does not go out--makes (sits) home

The paralytic man fell into the muddy pond - he couldn't extricate himself

The paralytic man fell into the well - he still sat down when he picked him up

The paralytic man cut off the road - he sat down and shouted

The paralyzed man is on the wrong road - he sits on the ground and screams

The paralyzed man carries water - he cannot afford the responsibility

The paralyzed man catches the bad guys - he is unreliable

Bean sprouts in the jar ---Yuanqu (injustice) is dead

Light a lamp in the jar--shine the inside but not the outside

Buckwheat rabbits in the jar--the more they are raised, the smaller they become

Planting flowers in the jar---Yuanqu (injustice) is dead

Feeding pigs in the jar--one by one

Raising bastards in the jar--all of them will survive Bao Chang

Raising turtles in a jar---the smaller they get as they grow

Throwing dice in a jar--they didn't run away

Planting beans in a jar--they couldn't take root.

Catch spicy beans in a jar - tricky

Catch a tortoise in a jar - easy to catch

Epiphyllum blooms - suddenly appear

Conversation without lighting a lamp - talking slander

Bodhisattva carved from sandalwood - not spiritual, but steady but stable

Oil tip made of sandalwood - beaten

Boiled duck in the soup pot---protruding a mouth

Tang Bohu entered Prince Ning's Mansion--pretended to be crazy and acted like a fool

Tang Bohu chased Qiuxiang--leaved every possible means

Tang Bohu Sanzang's disciples---three

Tang Sanzang read the Buddhist scriptures--explained them into chapters

Tang Sanzang passed the Flame Mountain--no mantras

Tang Sanzang passed Pingding Mountain ---More bad luck than good

Tang Sanzang recited the tightening curse---Hericium suffers

Tang Sanzang learned the scriptures---it all depends on the monkey

Tang Sanzang encountered King of Ox Hairs - Short Tongue

Tang Monk Studying - A Serious Sutra

Tang Monk Studying Sutras - Wholeheartedly

Tang Monk Believes in White Bone Demon - No distinction between human and monster

Tangshan’s train---poor coal (bad luck)

Buying wine in the main room and selling it in the kitchen--it’s so cheap that you can’t go out

Hung a dung bucket in the main room-- Notorious

Hang animal skins in the main room - outrageous (painting)

Tang Li is not called Tang

Pear--Du Li (belly)

Duckweed in the pond---taken roots but never fall to the ground

Loach in the pond---can't make waves

No fish in the pond---shrimps are expensive

Sail in the pond---no way out

Make dolls out of sugar dough--suitable for sweet people

Sugar Those who are pinched------just blow it up

The mantis blocks the car and shows dominance---there will be no good end

The mantis blocks the car---it is overestimating one's ability

A mantis has a belly and a toad's mouth - look at your example

The mantis falls into the oil pan - the whole body is sour (sour)

The mantis pounces on the cicada - regardless of the consequences

Lying down and talking - not afraid of back pain

The monkey who has his butt burned - his eyes are red

The porridge basin that is hot - throw away the heartache, but not the hand

Goug out the flesh and mend the sore - it won't heal

Dig a well and hit an artesian spring - just what I wanted

Goug out your eyes and become a judge - you will be blind to the end

Poaching other people's walls to make up for one's own shortcomings---doing all kinds of immoral things

Crock pots and adobe bricks---products from one kiln

Drying soybeans on the tiles- --Nine times out of ten running

Frost on the tiles---it won't last long

Pomegranates on the tiles--I can't eat them after looking at them

Changing socks into trousers--Gao Sheng

Hanging a necklace with a crooked neck - not necessarily beautiful

Looking at a watch with a crooked neck - Wrong views

Talk with a crooked neck - Wrong mouth

Wearing a hat crookedly and squinting eyes---you are like a second-rate person

Wearing a hat crookedly and wearing a coat--indecent

Pairing a crooked pot with a flat stove--one set for a set

A crooked pot with a crooked stove---two generals

Watching a show with a crooked head---blame the wrong stage

Watching a show with a crooked head-- - Unreasonable and unreasonable

Blow conches with a crooked mouth---two generals

Drink soup with a crooked mouth---drink from the left (together) and drink from the right (together)

The monk with a crooked mouth brags---screams (cult)

The monk with a crooked mouth chants sutras---the more he chants, the more crooked he becomes

Looking in the mirror with a crooked mouth---embarrassing himself in person

Eating pomegranates with a crooked mouth - coming up with crooked ideas

Blowing a lamp with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) air

Playing a flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air

Wear a mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen

Become a cavalry with a crooked mouth - immediately Lose your ugliness

The crooked-mouthed monk eats a screw---it becomes crooked

The crooked-mouthed monk blows a lamp--a slanted breath

The crooked-mouthed monk chants sutras- ---Can't say a serious word

The crooked man blows the trumpet--the tone is wrong

The crooked woman stumbles--it's wrong to go up or down

Crooked Grandma drinks soup--drink left and right

Grandpa died--there is no way to save (uncle)

Foreign trade goods are unqualified--difficult to export

Grandma I got a little son--he can be saved (uncle)

Grandma died and the baby---Uncle is dead (cannot be saved))

Halloween melons in Xinjiang------ Sweet and sweet

The newly opened dyeing room--it's okay if you don't give me some color

The groom wears filial piety--a mixture of joy and sorrow

The bride pays a visit-- ----faceless

The bride is weaving----in a hurry

The new daughter-in-law is pregnant---secretly happy

The new daughter-in-law cries for her father-in-law--- ---Can't tell you a good thing

The new daughter-in-law gets on the sedan chair---cows her hair

Patching new clothes--not decent

New Planted latrine------Sanwuxiang

Newly planted willow------a bare stem

Newly picked chestnut balls---many thorns

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Fountain duck---the body is rotten but the mouth is still hard. How can the jujube core be broken---without a saw (sentence)