Humorous wedding host speech

4 humorous wedding officiating speeches

Poetry with thousands of years' culture in China can effectively improve the appeal of officiating speeches. In today's China society, the programs of various gatherings are connected in series through the host. How to write the host words is more innovative? The following is my humorous wedding host speech for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

humorous wedding host speech 1

The first scene, (the total length should be controlled within 1 minutes)

(the opening background music starts)

Dear friends, good evening! I am the master of ceremonies tonight, from Mrs. Kim's royal wedding company. On behalf of the groom, the bride and the high halls of both sides, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to you for taking time out of your busy schedule to feel and witness this splendid ceremony! There is a kind of love that comes from eternity, and there is a feeling that there is no regret in this life! Mr. xxx, the groom, has already been unable to hold back his inner excitement and urged him to take the lead in stepping into Huatang, the grand ceremony. Now I implore the closest relatives and friends at the scene to shout and cheer for our xxx with the warmest applause. Now, please ask the lighting teacher to put out all the lights, and please invite the groom to take the lead in making a debut!

(The groom's background music is playing, only the spotlight is shooting)

The groom comes out and walks to the stage. Our groom walks to the brilliant stage of life with firm faith and commitment to the future. On behalf of all the guests at the scene, what do you want to say to the most important angel in your life at this moment, Mr. xxx? The groom said, "I will take care of you all my life and never let you get a little hurt. I love you!" "

(background music plays when the bride enters the venue)

The bride walks slowly into Huatang accompanied by her father

(The Avenue of Stars lights up instantly).

what are you waiting for? Go and meet the most holy goddess in your life! Father-in-law solemnly entrusted his favorite daughter's life to Mr. xxx, hoping that in the future you can care for the apple of his eye as well as your own eyes. Please welcome your father-in-law! A couple join hands on the gorgeous stage and write the best chapter of life together! Heart to heart, love to each other, life only for this day, love to the depths of meaning, the newlyweds are sweeter than honey! Now, please exchange the purest token of love, put your promise on your hand and love in your heart. From now on, none of you can escape each other's Wuzhishan!

Please embrace happiness passionately. * * * Feel the same way and feel each other's heartbeat! All the close relatives and friends at the scene, let's experience this happiness with our heart, * * * use our palms to make a blessing for them, and cheer for their true love together! Mr. xxx and Miss xxx's wedding ceremony was completed. Please ask the lighting teacher to bloom the lanterns at the scene, and please welcome the newcomers to the table. The wedding banquet officially begins!

scene 2, (2 minutes later, the bride changed her evening dress and the groom waited outside the hall)

(background music, the second entrance song sounded, and the lights went out again, leaving only the spotlight to shoot)

After changing her evening dress, our happiest couple once again joined hands to show their charming demeanor to the guests on the spot. Now let's invite Jade People into the Huatang again with thunderous applause! Looking at a pair of colorful phoenixes from a distance, it turns out to be the bride and groom! From now on, you will be dependent on each other year after year, holding hands with each other day and night, tender as water, and happy as a dream! Our groom, Mr xxx, is handsome and charming. Miss xxx, a beautiful girl, is as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, gentle and virtuous, with a bright white background, and is different from others!

At this sacred moment, a perfect marriage needs eternal testimony. Now, let's give a warm applause to Mr. xxx, a highly respected witness, to make his debut, as the eternal marriage testimony of the couple. Please welcome him!

(background music marches on)

The witness walks onto the stage to shake hands with the couple, shake hands with the master of ceremonies and start the marriage ceremony!

(The background music is changed into lyrical piano music)

After the marriage ceremony, please invite the newlyweds to thank the witness for your kind words. We will remember your earnest teachings and work hard tonight to invite everyone to eat happy eggs as soon as possible

(The background music of the candlestick is lit, the bubble machine is started, and the light is turned red)

It's already dark. Because the most dazzling morning star is about to appear on our Huatang, now we invite the little angel of love sent by God to send the fire of love to the couple, and invite the couple to collect the fire of your love together to ignite your hope of love! The leaping flame ignites a beautiful wish, and I sincerely wish you a bright and prosperous day, a full circle and a step-by-step promotion! After lighting the sacred flame of your love, please welcome a couple to pour the sweet spring of love brewed by you.

(At this time, the background music of pouring champagne starts, the spotlight turns blue, and the snowflake machine starts.)

Only the color of the mountains and rivers remains the same in the world, and the towering mountains are moist with water and full of tenderness. Sweet love is like this rushing Juanjuan stream, which has a long history. The tinkling spring hits the cup mouth.

(background music of parents' coming to power)

At this moment, our two-party high halls are extremely excited. They have worked hard to bring us up and become talents. Now, please invite our two-party high halls to go to Huatang and accept the meager rewards from the newcomers. We have all spent carefree years under the care of our parents, and we have also learned tolerance and kindness from our parents. Now the annual rings of the years have climbed the cheeks of our parents, and our children will repay you with the happiness of their lives. Thank you, dear parents! Please welcome the bride to hug your mother deeply again, and let your daughter feel the kindness and warmth of childhood in your arms again! Groom, please cut your mother's white bun, reminiscing about childhood mischief, feeling the growth now and the commitment to the future!

(The background music of parents' speeches starts)

The groom's father makes a speech, and the bride's father makes a speech.

After the speech, please welcome the newcomers to pay homage to Gaotang and give them a reward. Farewell and wish the elderly a long and healthy life; Thank you, Sanbai, for your kindness! Please welcome the newcomers to worship the guests at the scene. Thank you for coming. Bye, I wish you all the best; Thanks for your red envelopes! Next, let's interview the old man on the spot by the way. His old man seems particularly excited today. You are the supreme leader of this big family. Now it's time to show your authority. Your son has inherited your family's incense. Do you have any special requirements for the gender of their descendants? It's good that there is no such thing as equality between men and women, and the idea of son preference is unacceptable. I forgot to ask you, what is your daughter-in-law's name? If you say the bride's name, then ask: What's your daughter-in-law's name? And then said, just kidding! If he says his wife's name directly, then ask: Are you satisfied with your daughter-in-law? Do you like it? Do you really welcome her to join your big family? Really welcome? Then please come forward and warmly welcome your daughter-in-law on behalf of the family! Next, we will hold a traditional Chinese couple worship

(background music plays)

The couple will bow their heads and meet, and the happy day has just begun. The couple will not bow their heads, their heads will not tilt, and they will have a twin next year! Husband and wife worship three times, and dry Kun makes love to Thailand! Next, please welcome the hostess to present a glass of wine

(the background music of the glass of wine is playing)

You bite me, kiss and love the young couple, and love them till they grow old. Come on, you can mix some wine into each other's cups, which means that you have me and I have you, and we are developing the latest products together! Please welcome the hostesses to offer wine to the high halls of both sides on the stage, please welcome the newcomers and the high halls of both sides to the stage, and respectfully invite our on-site guests to stand up together. Let's cheer, cheer and toast for this love. Mr. xxx and Miss xxx's wedding ceremony are completed, please welcome the guests to drink heartily, and the newcomers and the high halls of both sides will take a seat to propose a toast! The third session, interactive game, finally leads the couple to thank the guests on stage, and then goes to the door to see them off. 2

Dear guests, friends, ladies and gentlemen, hello!

It's a great honor to witness the grand wedding ceremony of a couple with all the guests on the scene. I'm the host of the ceremony. First of all, on behalf of the two couples today and their parents, I'd like to express my heartfelt thanks and warmest welcome to all the friends who came to attend the wedding ceremony in spite of their busy schedules. Welcome everyone!

I remember a writer once said that it takes 5 times to look back in one's last life to get a brush in this life, and it takes 1, times to look back in one's last life to get an acquaintance in this life.

Our bride and groom, who grew up in the same city, breathed the same air, had similar childhood memories and middle school days, and also went abroad to study and study in the same country-Britain. Their experiences and hobbies were so similar, but the story never happened. The groom told me that although they didn't know each other before, they must have been in a street, restaurant and restaurant in Shenzhen.

When they returned from graduation and had a successful career, the old man under the moon used his magic method to arrange an accidental meeting with the help of ordinary people. That's true: the more talented people like talented women, the more they like them. When they look at each other, they find that the other person is the one they are looking for and waiting for. Today, they will conclude a love pact here and hold hands for life. Let's cheer for a couple with sincere wishes and warm applause!

ok, applause, please welcome the hero Jiao xx in the story to make a handsome appearance.

2 The groom goes on stage (music)

With long-term expectation and long feelings, the groom Jiao xx has realized his dream of life and entered his own wedding hall. Friends let us cheer for him with applause and cheers! Today's groom is smiling and beaming. Today's groom is full of energy and dignity!

Our groom has come to the stage, holding a bouquet of flowers symbolizing happiness in his hand. Today, he is going to give this bouquet to the woman he loves all his life, Jiao xx. Let's have an interview. What's your mood today? (Very excited ——)

Jiao, starting today, you will change from a young man to a man, which also means that starting today, you have to take on the responsibilities and obligations as a man, a husband and a father in the future. There are not only sunshine, flowers and rainbows, but also ups and downs in your life. The flowers before and after your first love may be replaced by plain daily necessities. That is what it is. (My heart is ready)

Friends, as long as there is love in your heart, life will be beautiful; As long as there is love in the heart, there will be a direction of love in the eyes.

3 Bride's appearance+handover ceremony (music)

Look, the heroine in the story, our bride Chen, is happy to enter the stadium with her father. She is dignified and elegant, and she is the apple of her parents' eye and the heart of her parents. On her daughter's wedding day, the bride's father will personally give her baby daughter.

Groom, your favorite at the moment is in front of you. First, go over and give your father-in-law a deep bow and thank you for trusting you. Then, with the gentlemanly manner and the most elegant gesture in the world, get down on one knee and make love to her! Xiao Xu, I love you. Marry me! )

At this time, the bride, if you accept the groom's love, please take the flowers, bow your head and leave a affectionate kiss on the groom's forehead. It's time to applaud! And help the groom with his right hand.

If the bride's father trusts the young man in front of him, give his daughter's hand to him. This is a sacred handover ceremony, which is the inheritance of love and the blending of feelings.

does your father-in-law have any instructions? , you can just come.

(Father-in-law: Today, I gave my daughter to you, I hope you ~)

(Groom: Don't worry, Dad, I will ~)

The groom made a deep bow to his father-in-law, and invited his parents to sit down with applause.

4 Wedding vows (music)

Two newlyweds, please put your right hand in the place where your heart is beating. Here, please listen to every word I say with your heart. Here, please believe that:

Love supports and understands each other, and never gives up.

Love is not selfish, jealous, ungrateful, and indifferent to each other's faults;

Love is when you wake up every morning, you can gently say I love you to your lover around you.

love is when the wind and rain come, you can take each other's hands and face them together;

Love means that when you look back with white hair, you are worthy of your lover and your life, so that you will be happy all your life.

The groom Jiao xx is your witness today, and all the friends present are your witnesses. Please answer my following question solemnly. Jiao, are you willing to marry Chen? From today on, no matter whether you are rich or poor, whether you are healthy or sick, whether you are in prosperity or adversity, whether you are young and beautiful, or whether you are old, you will always love him, stay with him, and help each other. )

Chen, are you willing to marry Jiao? From today on, whether you are rich or poor, whether you are in health or disease, whether you are in prosperity or adversity, whether you are young or old, you will always be with him, loving each other, caring for each other, and never giving up. Will you? I do!

I do. Three simple words express your infinite love and will be the most firm answer in your life. Congratulations.

5 exchange tokens

Now please stand face to face with the bride and groom, and exchange wedding tokens to leave love forever. Please welcome the little angel to present her wedding ring. The little angel is coming to us. She is the messenger of love and the symbol of holiness ...

In Greek mythology, the ring finger is the finger closest to the heart. Put the ring on the other person's ring finger. It is a round ring and a round ring, which are interlocking and heart-to-heart. I hope you will keep your lifelong vow of no regrets, remember your lifelong promise, hold your hand and grow old with your son.

Now, groom, please kiss the sun in your heart with all your enthusiasm! (5 music)

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