5 words for Kong Yiji.

Kong Yiji is not dead. Kong Yiji not only didn't die, but also became a world-class celebrity. Now he is an adjunct professor at Cambridge University in England and Harvard University in the United States, and his life is very comfortable.

After Kong Yiji became a celebrity, he returned home dressed in rags, and the whole town of Luzhen was filled with joy. The Luzhen government held four days and three nights of welcoming meetings in succession, and Kong Yiji sat on the guest table, full of energy. Finally, under the strong urging of the mayor of Luzhen and several sets of leading bodies, the meeting finally decided the tone of "taking celebrity effect as the leading factor to promote economic development", and the lively drama of "setting up a stage at once and singing opera economically" was in full swing in Luzhen.

Kong Yiji has been very busy for a few days since he came back. His old man's house delivered the service defense of interrogating Kong Yiji to the hotel in Kong Yiji overnight, offered a humble apology, and expressed his recklessness and guilt now with the gesture of wishing to show his heart to Kong Yiji. He said: "If I think about it today, I will be ashamed of the gods and the people, and I will live up to your concern. It is not enough to thank the world unless I die!" Kong Yiji feels that he is a celebrity now. Although he will be angry, he should also pay attention to his image. He ordered the little secret to ruin Ding Juren's defense in one fell swoop, and asked Ding Juren for the rope that hung his body that year, so he should leave a souvenir.

When Ding Juren returned home, he immediately ordered the housekeeper to find the slave who had questioned Kong Yiji in those years, and encouraged the slave to dictate the reportage "That Whip Night" as a historical witness, and personally check it. Ding Juren exhausted all his strength, feeling that it was not exciting enough and had no selling point. He decided to change the title to "The First Intimate Contact with Kong Yiji" and publish it in Fu Zi at an urgent speed.

I didn't expect the book to be completely out of stock the week after it was published.

Apart from Ding Juren, the busiest person in Luzhen is the shopkeeper of Xianheng Hotel. The shopkeeper of the former Xianheng Hotel was greedy. Inspired by Ding Juren, he encouraged me to create "The Story of the Most Anise", explained Kong Yiji's back and forth in Xianheng Hotel to readers who were concerned about Kong Yiji, and encouraged me to ask Kong Yiji to come back to Xianheng Hotel to sign books for readers. The shopkeeper also called a reporter from Luzhen Daily. He told the reporter that this 25,-word autobiographical reportage I created will be another masterpiece after Ding Juren's First Intimate Contact with Kong Yiji, which reflects a lovely image of Kong Yiji that often makes the hotel full of laughter from the truest angle, and resolutely touches people with emotions, attracts people with plots and convinces people with facts.

The shopkeeper racked his brains, and decided to adopt the strategy of "grasping with both hands, and being hard with both hands", grasping money with one hand and Kong Yiji with the other. The signboard of Xianheng Hotel was changed to the glittering "Kong Yiji Hotel", and the four copper coins with dirt that Kong Yiji finally paid in those years were found, and they were framed in large frames and hung in the most conspicuous place of the hotel. Later, when I saw that the business was booming, I renamed the yellow rice wine "Yiji Yellow Rice Wine" and named the fennel bean "Yiji Bean". Business was booming, and then it went on the market, raising the price of yellow rice wine to 2 yuan and 1 bowl, and fennel beans to 5 yuan and 1 dish.

Shops in the town saw many benefits of using Kong Yiji, and they registered "Kong Yiji" signs one after another, each bigger, more conspicuous and more authentic. Make no store in Luzhen not "Kong Yiji" and no factory not "Kong Yiji". Later, the shopkeeper of the original Xianheng Hotel saw that Kong Yiji was unstoppable, so he registered the patent number of "Kong Yiji" first. Unexpectedly, the Tao is one foot high and the devil is ten feet high. Overnight, signs such as "Kong Jia Ji" and "Kong Bingji" appeared in the streets of Luzhen. It is really impossible to prevent people from becoming famous. Later, even the strange phrase "not much, not much" was taken to the elegant hall. This "not much, not much" used to be a word used by Kong Yiji to trick children into not having fennel beans. Now the situation is different and it has become a golden signboard. Since then, not too much clothing, not too much rice, not too much wheat and so on have become the pillar industries of Luzhen. Under the strong advertising campaign, not too much products have sold well all over the country with strong momentum, and a whirlwind of not too much has been blown up all over the country.

Later, with the strong support of the Luzhen government, all the books, papers, pens and inkstones that disappeared when Kong Yiji was copying books for others were finally recovered, and it was decided to invest 2 million yuan to build a "Kong Yiji Museum" in the place where he set up his stall, and the whole town of Luzhen was full of joy.

Later, a group of children who had been divided into fennel beans by Kong Yiji held a press conference angrily. They accused the people of Luzhen of disrespecting them. At least they had eaten fennel beans from Kong Yiji. So they sued Ding Juren and Xianheng Hotel to Luzhen Intermediate People's Court, and the court acquitted Ding Juren and Xianheng Hotel according to laws and regulations.

After the children lost the case, they jointly set up a "Kong Yiji fennel bean group company" and a "no more fennel bean production base", invited Kong Yiji as the product spokesperson, and hired a professional photographer to capture the moment when Kong Yiji distributed fennel beans to children. Later, they posted it.

Kong Yiji's big signboard became hazy after a rain ...