Say you are a copywriter in a poor circle of friends.

Many people say that if you don't have money, don't talk about ideals. Indeed, it is difficult to live without money. So you say you have a poor circle of friends? Today, Bian Xiao compiled a list of her poor circle of friends for your reference. Let's have a look!

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Say you are a copywriter in a poor circle of friends.

1, society is like this: a group of dogs behind the rich, the road to a society without money is difficult.

2. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.

3, the pain of lack of money is not to make less money, but to care about using money; The pain of being rich is not that it is difficult to make money, but that it is not used now.

When I get rich, I have to use two pieces of paper to get a large size.

5, I-lack of sleep, lack of money, lack of love, lack of brain-the only reason I don't lack is that I don't lack meat. ......

6. I want a bay window, a sun room, tatami, flowers and a study. You can't afford anything without money.

7. Later, as long as I am a friend with no money, I will squeak, and I can tell you how I live without money.

8. All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partner.

9. But I have no money. I'm so poor recently. I pity the contents of my shopping cart. I won't cry until dad is rich and slowly takes you home.

10, it's raining outside, and someone came out to shoot. It is estimated that they need money badly.

1 1, I am in a state of being dull, stupid, funny, without money, appearance, height and object.

12, I don't have enough for breakfast, and I don't know where to find dinner.

13, around all kinds of tea eggs, because you need money urgently, you have all the copper and wood you want, and all the cabbage prices, so you poke me privately.

14, the sky is gray and wild, and there is no money for the New Year for too long.

15, my husband fought, I gave him a knife, my husband cursed, I screamed, my husband made a mistake and wanted to recruit a husband because of lack of money.

16, I ... lack sleep, money, love and soul. The only reason I don't lack is that I don't lack meat ~ ~ ~

17, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.

18, think about your own chic, only to find that no money will really be a lot down and out.

19, for me, money is not a problem, the problem is that I have no money, and more importantly, I have no money to buy a train ticket home.

20. In our countryside, we are short of money. But what we lack most is morality and self-esteem.

2 1, saying that men have no money, their fate will become worthless.

22. My birthday is coming, and all my old friends come to ask me what I lack. I want nothing but money and love.

23. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

30% of marriages are based on money, and the rest are based on feelings. Both are indispensable.

25, little ye lack of money and women's innocence, this is _ _ _ _ _ _!

26, men should work hard, no money who can afford it! Even if there is love, how dare I pursue it!

27. When you have no money and are down and out, everyone will show you face and everyone will look down on you. Without exception.

28. In our countryside, we are short of money. But what we lack most is morality and self-esteem.

29. I lack sleep, money, love and brains. The only reason I don't lack is that I don't lack meat.

30. Because of the lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes during the New Year.

Say you are poor.

1. The weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.

2. It's raining. I have to go out and wash my hair, otherwise it will stop soon.

3. I ate all the soil of my motherland!

Because of the lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes in the New Year.

I haven't washed my hair for ten years just to eat oil.

6. I am grateful to those who will take the initiative to say, "Is there enough money?"

7. The beggar shook his bowl at me. I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

My eyes seem to be nearsighted, so I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

9. I have an echo when I talk to my wallet now!

10, what I smoke depends on what cigarette you throw.

1 1, Rolls-Royce with money, working hard without money.

12, after the rain, the soil is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky, and it is ok on the whole.

13. Nowadays, middle school students are short of money, love and flow.

14. Please don't call me for any activities over one yuan.

15, salary is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

16, I am not poor, I am a price-sensitive consumer.

17, growing up, my best and most effective magic is to make money disappear.

18, all the hardships are only due to lack of money and love. Not everyone will tolerate you. Yes

19, the world is short of money, but happiness has nothing to do with money.

20. When I make friends, I never care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they are richer than me.

2 1, I don't care if you don't care about me.

22. I can't solve anything that money can solve.

23. Who can look up to you without money in this society? If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

24, autumn has come, and finally there is no need to climb trees to eat leaves.

25, all bad emotions come from exams, gain weight, lack of money, no object!

26. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

27. Putting a photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

28. weight I hate you both for being short of money.

29. There are five people in our family, and they all sleep with band-AIDS.

Go to bed very late at night, so you don't have to get up for dinner after a day's sleep.

3 1, I haven't had enough breakfast, and I don't know where to find dinner.

32. Look at the shopping cart and the collection off the shelf one by one.

33. When I get rich, I must use two pieces of paper to shit.

Tell me about your poor circle of friends.

1, I just coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and was ready to vomit, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

2. Hey ... Today is the southeast wind again, and I will be hungry for another day. ......

3. What's wrong with young people? No matter how rich you are, you are still poor in the long river of history.

I'm not afraid of fire at home, but I'm afraid of falling into the gutter. There is nothing but what you are wearing.

I poured tap water into the bottle of Baisui Mountain and pretended to be a nobleman.

6. I ate it last month, the dog ate it, the dog ate it and I ate it.

7. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

8. I wish you all love, I have money!

I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Catch a mosquito and solve the problem.

10 and iphone6 are on the market. Great, we can finally buy three!

1 1, don't take money too seriously, in fact, a card is enough.

12, I lost a dollar the day before yesterday, and I have to walk to work these days.

13. Who said I was poor? I am just a price-sensitive consumer.

14, please open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

15, happiness is when you have no money, you find a wrinkled pair of old jeans 100 yuan.

Is money paper? I have been using coins!

17, the surprise of finding money in the pocket of clothes and trousers that I haven't worn for a long time can make me high. ......

18, I lost 50 cents the day before yesterday, and I was so angry that I didn't eat today.

19. So money is just a piece of paper. Why am I a coin?

20. There are five people in our family. Give them a band-aid when they sleep.

2 1. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it? Like me ... I'm poor and single!

22. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in a dream.

23. When I have money, I must use two pieces of paper to go to the tuba.

When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

25. Money is not blown by the wind, it is blown away by the wind.

26. I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

27. The pervert man came to see me in the village.

28. My most precious property before marriage was freedom.

29. The mouse came to my house crying.

30. There is still northwest wind to drink in winter, and you can't even drink northwest wind in summer.

3 1, I drink yogurt not only licking the bottle caps, but also licking other people's bottle caps.

32. I asked many people around me why no one really used Saipan's mobile phone.

I have a serious illness and need money to treat it.

34. The deformed rice in the village came to me.

35. The New Year has arrived. Let's fart and be a cannon.