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Jokes that embody Chinese characters
fire in guanyin temple-wonderful (temple disaster)
Monkey Sun sitting in the golden hall-unlike Ren (human) Jun
Shouxing shooting-old-fashioned (old-fashioned). ) It's hard to get out
crossing the river by pulling the beard-modesty (holding the beard) excessive (crossing)
catching bees to eat honey-Tian (sweet) shameless (stabbing)
buying camels at Huguo Temple-nothing happened (city)
Pepper fell into rice-trouble (rice)
> cook the meat with dried bean curd-there are a few copies (vegetarian)
Tofu milk for cooking-there is no need to use words (salt)
The couple hoes the ground-peanuts that don't care about (hire) people
2 yuan-peanuts that can be refuted (peeled)
Shoutao in both hands-two numbers (courtesy)
. Nephew (born)
A man doesn't beat his wife-it's a blessing (husband and wife)
A scholar writes poems-He has two hands (first)
A bald man takes off his hat-The first name (Ming)
A girl from He's family gives it to the Zheng family-just right (Zheng He's family)
Boating in his stomach-an expert. -There is nothing below (mosquito)
Frozen tofu-difficult to handle (mix)
Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the louder (stir-fry), the colder
The kitchen god sticks a door to the door-there is something in the words (painting)
Sand and stone are beaten with bluestone-solid (stone) is beaten with solid (stone). A coffin with a bottom-those who can't (fill) people
have no money to buy conch-save some (suck)
pregnant women cross the single-plank bridge-collar (stand) while (children) take risks
riding a horse spoon in their arms-sincere (fill) hearts
cotton in their arms-soft (warm)
The tinker planted a somersault-upside down (iron)
Zhang Tianshi went into the sea-Mo (touched) the monster
Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud-pleading (sunny)
Zhang Guolao's donkey-not seeing strange (riding)
The cock wore a hat-the official (crown) was added to the official (crown). -Really (needle) good
paper railings-Can't rely on (lean on)
paper stools-Can't make (sit on)
paper stoves-Can't pass (pot)
paper pipa-Talk about (play) and can't
stick donkey skin on the wall. Coal kiln under the staff-unlucky step by step (coal)
crossing the street with a beard-modest (holding a beard)
painted horse-not strange (riding)
jujube stone cutting board-few words (saw)
selling cloth without ruler-bad intentions (quantity)
selling shrimp without weighing. > separation of monks-troubled (temple)
Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temple)
Monks dragging wood-something happened (temple)
Monks' house-Miao (temple)
Monks' skull-can't (send)
Axes break bamboo-in a hurry. -The fox is false (driving) but the tiger is powerful
The dog has horns-The sheep is angry
The dog eats tofu brain-Idle (bit)
The dog eats grass-Pretending (sheep)
The dog eats cucumber-Wrong time (food)
-Too idle (salty)
Put a pot on the kang-Transform (stove)
Wash Huang Lian by the river-Why (the river) is bitter
Grow vegetables in the river-Don't burn (pour)
Pour candles with oil-One heart (core)
The plasterer whole mouse-perfunctory. On the surface of the light map (painting)
There is grass growing on the clay bodhisattva-panic (drought)
Loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)
Afraid of carpenters-just a sentence (sawing)
Hanging lanterns in the air-Xuan (hanging)
mending the net with empty shuttles-no rule of law. -Angry (brain) fire
Needle on the board-Holding (don't) the orchard in spring
It makes sense (peaches and plums)
Looking at the head of the field in spring and autumn-looking for the wrong (bifurcation) children
Glass Bodhisattva-understanding people (gods)
Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns-USES. Drum-ghost look (knock)
Master Cheng Huang's horse-not strange (ride)
Master Cheng Huang's peas-ghost noise (stir-fry)
Master Cheng Huang's Dai Xiao-running in vain (robe)
Licorice in the drugstore- P > straw as a lamp-careless (core)
frothing in the grass mud pond-laughing (leaven)
straw hat as a gong-can't remember (ring)
grass beach on fire-mercy (green)
buckwheat husk paste-two non-stick (sticky)
The tree fell-there was no shadow (shadow)
Under the bacon soup-needless to say (salt)
I ate too much salt-although I had leisure (salt)
Tofu cooked with pickles-words (salt) came first
Tofu cooked with pickles-needless to say (salt) <
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