Jokes that embody Chinese characters

crib on the stage-no whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

fire in guanyin temple-wonderful (temple disaster)

Monkey Sun sitting in the golden hall-unlike Ren (human) Jun

Shouxing shooting-old-fashioned (old-fashioned). ) It's hard to get out

crossing the river by pulling the beard-modesty (holding the beard) excessive (crossing)

catching bees to eat honey-Tian (sweet) shameless (stabbing)

buying camels at Huguo Temple-nothing happened (city)

Pepper fell into rice-trouble (rice)

> cook the meat with dried bean curd-there are a few copies (vegetarian)

Tofu milk for cooking-there is no need to use words (salt)

The couple hoes the ground-peanuts that don't care about (hire) people

2 yuan-peanuts that can be refuted (peeled)

Shoutao in both hands-two numbers (courtesy)

. Nephew (born)

A man doesn't beat his wife-it's a blessing (husband and wife)

A scholar writes poems-He has two hands (first)

A bald man takes off his hat-The first name (Ming)

A girl from He's family gives it to the Zheng family-just right (Zheng He's family)

Boating in his stomach-an expert. -There is nothing below (mosquito)

Frozen tofu-difficult to handle (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the louder (stir-fry), the colder

The kitchen god sticks a door to the door-there is something in the words (painting)

Sand and stone are beaten with bluestone-solid (stone) is beaten with solid (stone). A coffin with a bottom-those who can't (fill) people

have no money to buy conch-save some (suck)

pregnant women cross the single-plank bridge-collar (stand) while (children) take risks

riding a horse spoon in their arms-sincere (fill) hearts

cotton in their arms-soft (warm)

The tinker planted a somersault-upside down (iron)

Zhang Tianshi went into the sea-Mo (touched) the monster

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud-pleading (sunny)

Zhang Guolao's donkey-not seeing strange (riding)

The cock wore a hat-the official (crown) was added to the official (crown). -Really (needle) good

paper railings-Can't rely on (lean on)

paper stools-Can't make (sit on)

paper stoves-Can't pass (pot)

paper pipa-Talk about (play) and can't

stick donkey skin on the wall. Coal kiln under the staff-unlucky step by step (coal)

crossing the street with a beard-modest (holding a beard)

painted horse-not strange (riding)

jujube stone cutting board-few words (saw)

selling cloth without ruler-bad intentions (quantity)

selling shrimp without weighing. > separation of monks-troubled (temple)

Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temple)

Monks dragging wood-something happened (temple)

Monks' house-Miao (temple)

Monks' skull-can't (send)

Axes break bamboo-in a hurry. -The fox is false (driving) but the tiger is powerful

The dog has horns-The sheep is angry

The dog eats tofu brain-Idle (bit)

The dog eats grass-Pretending (sheep)

The dog eats cucumber-Wrong time (food)

-Too idle (salty)

Put a pot on the kang-Transform (stove)

Wash Huang Lian by the river-Why (the river) is bitter

Grow vegetables in the river-Don't burn (pour)

Pour candles with oil-One heart (core)

The plasterer whole mouse-perfunctory. On the surface of the light map (painting)

There is grass growing on the clay bodhisattva-panic (drought)

Loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)

Afraid of carpenters-just a sentence (sawing)

Hanging lanterns in the air-Xuan (hanging)

mending the net with empty shuttles-no rule of law. -Angry (brain) fire

Needle on the board-Holding (don't) the orchard in spring

It makes sense (peaches and plums)

Looking at the head of the field in spring and autumn-looking for the wrong (bifurcation) children

Glass Bodhisattva-understanding people (gods)

Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns-USES. Drum-ghost look (knock)

Master Cheng Huang's horse-not strange (ride)

Master Cheng Huang's peas-ghost noise (stir-fry)

Master Cheng Huang's Dai Xiao-running in vain (robe)

Licorice in the drugstore- P > straw as a lamp-careless (core)

frothing in the grass mud pond-laughing (leaven)

straw hat as a gong-can't remember (ring)

grass beach on fire-mercy (green)

buckwheat husk paste-two non-stick (sticky)

The tree fell-there was no shadow (shadow)

Under the bacon soup-needless to say (salt)

I ate too much salt-although I had leisure (salt)

Tofu cooked with pickles-words (salt) came first

Tofu cooked with pickles-needless to say (salt) <