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a migrant worker and an old man. . . Touching joke

On the train, a beautiful female conductor stared at a middle-aged man who looked like a migrant worker and said loudly, "Check the tickets!" "

The middle-aged man rummaged all over his body and finally found it, but he took it in his hand.

The conductor smiled at him strangely and said, "This is a child ticket."

The middle-aged man blushed and mumbled, "Isn't the child ticket the same as the fare for the disabled?"

The conductor looked at the middle-aged man and asked, "Are you disabled?"

"I am disabled!" "Then show me the disability certificate."

The middle-aged man became nervous and said, "I don't have a disability certificate. When I bought the ticket, the conductor asked me for a disability certificate. I had no choice but to buy a child ticket.

The conductor sneered, "How can you prove that you are disabled without a disability certificate?"

The middle-aged man didn't make a sound. He just gently took off his shoes and pulled up his trouser legs-he only had half a sole.

The conductor squinted and said, "I want to see the certificate! It is the steel seal of the Disabled Persons' Federation. "

a middle-aged man with a bitter gourd face explained, "I don't have a local hukou, so people won't apply for a disability certificate. Moreover, I was working in a private construction site, and my boss ran away after the accident, and I didn't have the money to go to the hospital for evaluation ... "

The train conductor arrived and asked about the situation.

The middle-aged man once again explained to the train conductor that he was disabled and bought a ticket with the same price as the disabled ticket ...

The train conductor also asked, "Where is your disability certificate?"

The middle-aged man said he didn't have a disability certificate, and then he showed the conductor half of his sole.

The conductor didn't even look at it. He said impatiently, "We only authenticate people! A disabled person is a disabled person with a disability certificate, and only a disabled person can enjoy the treatment of a disabled person's ticket. Hurry up and make up the ticket! "

Middle-aged people wither at once.

He searched all his pockets and luggage. He had only a few dollars, which was not enough to make up the ticket. He said to the train conductor with tears in his eyes, "After the soles of my feet were rolled off by the machine, I can't work anymore. I have no money and I can't even go back to my hometown. This half-price ticket was bought for me by fellow villagers. Please show leniency and leave me alone! "

the conductor said firmly, "that won't do."

The female conductor took the opportunity to say to the conductor, "Let him shovel coal at the front of the car, which is considered as voluntary labor.

The conductor thought for a moment and said, "Good!"

an old comrade opposite the middle-aged man couldn't stand it. He stood up and stared at the conductor's eyes and said, "Are you a man?"

The conductor said puzzled, "What does this have to do with whether I am a man or not?"

"just tell me, are you a man?"

"Of course I am a man." "What do you use to prove that you are a man? Show your man's card to everyone! "

people around you burst into laughter.

the train conductor was stupefied and said, "I'm a big man standing here. Is it still fake?"

The old comrade shook his head and said, "Like you, I only authenticate and deny people. If you have a man's certificate, you are a man. If you don't have a man's certificate, you are not a man."

the conductor got stuck and couldn't think of anything to do at the moment.

The female conductor stepped forward to help the conductor out. She said to the old comrade, "I'm not a man. Please tell me something."

The old comrade pointed to her nose and said, "You are not human at all!"

The conductor flew into a rage and screamed, "Watch your mouth! You say, I'm not a person. What is it? ！”

With a calm face, the old comrade smiled cunningly and said, "Who are you? Well, show me your witness ... "

The people around you laughed again.

There was only one person who didn't laugh. He was a middle-aged man with only half a sole. He looked fixedly at all this in front of him. I don't know when his eyes were full of tears, and he didn't know whether it was grievance, gratitude or hatred.