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Funny stories about tutors

1. A Gang has always had no confidence in himself. In order to encourage him, REBORN asked:

“Suppose one day, after waking up in the morning, you find that you have become the most powerful person in the world. Famous people,

What is your first reaction?"

A Gang said without hesitation: "I will first see if I am the only one left in the world? ."

2. Gang joins the battle with REBORN.

A Gang used X_BUNNER to attack the enemy, but missed even five times.

REBORN said contemptuously: "Stupid gang, look at me!"

After five consecutive grabs, the opponent still did not fall. REBORN turned around and said: "Did you see that? You just did it Like this! ”

3. REBORN tests A Gang

REBORN: Vongola I faced life and death decisions 9 times in his life. Tell me, when did he fail to save the day?

Agang: Let’s change the question... I’m not familiar with Vongola’s history...

4. Before the prison robbery, Cullom had a final fight with the Six Paths Corpse One call.

Cullom: What do you plan to do after you are released from prison?

Liudaogui: Participated in the Sicilian Undersea Tunnel Project.

Cullom (surprised): Why?

Liu Daogui: Alas, I have read all the books on tunneling, but I just don’t have the conditions to implement it.

5. Gang fell into the swamp and could not get out no matter how hard he struggled. When the muddy water reached his thighs, the Six Paths Skeleton came.

A Gang: Mr. Bones! Mr. Bones! As long as you save me, I will promise you anything!

Six Paths Bone: kufufu...I want you to fall in love with me.

A Gang (angry): Get out! I hate gays the most!

So Liu Daogui left. After a while, the muddy water reached her chest, and then Bai Lan came.

A Gang: Bai Lan! Bailan! As long as you save me, I will promise you anything!

Bai Lan: Yo~ Tsunayoshi-kun~ I want you to fall in love with me~~

A Tsuna: Get out! I hate gays the most!

So Bai Lan also left. Not long after, the muddy water was up to the neck, and then the skylark came!

A Gang: Hibari-senpai! I love you! I love you! Help me!

Skylark (coldly): Get out! I hate gays the most!

6. Bi Yangqi placed a plate of food in front of Yu Temple and said, regardless of her stomachache expression: "You have to chew this food slowly, one bite at a time."

Jokudera twitched the corner of his mouth and asked: "Why?"

Bi Yangqi said: "First, you can taste my craftsmanship carefully; second, chewing slowly helps digestion; third Third, help me find the packet of needles that I accidentally scattered in the pot."

7. The boiling water is supplied to the boiling water room. One day, A Gang went there to fetch water, but was accidentally splashed by scalding boiling water. The pain made him grit his teeth. Suddenly, Kurokawa Hana behind him asked: "Sawada, is it hot?"

Sawada was about to scream when he suddenly saw Kyoko behind Kurokawa Hana. In order to maintain his appearance, he immediately He changed his words: "It's not hot at all!"

After hearing this, Kurokawa Hana turned around and said to Jingzi: "It's really annoying, the water is not boiling today!!"

8 . Iemitsu came home for a rare occasion and decided to ask about his son's grades, so he got a lie detector. As soon as Tsuna came home, he asked: "How were your test scores today?"

A Gang replied: "100 points."

The lie detector beeped.

Agang quickly changed his words: "60 points." The lie detector beeped again.

Azuna had no choice but to confess honestly: "I only got 17 points."

Iemitsu said with dignity: "When I was your age, every test score was 100. Points!"

At this time, the lie detector suddenly screamed and fell to the ground.

9. Three guys who stole things on Binsheng Street were caught by the Discipline Committee. During the interrogation, Skylark asked: "Do you want to die or live?"

"I want to live!" the first man shouted.

"Okay, drag him out and whip him a hundred times." After that, he asked the next person the same question.

"I want to live too."

"Okay, drag him out and slap him two hundred times."

The last person saw that the first two were only slapped After a few blows, he was half dead, so he said: "Commander Chairman, let me die!"

Skylark said coldly: "Okay, drag him out and beat him to death."

10． The newcomer Mizuno asked Yamamoto: "How many people are there during the baseball club training?"

Yamamoto: "If Hibari is not here, there are 30."

"What if Hibari is here?" ?”

“No one left.”

11. Vongola and everyone went out to play. On this day, Yugokudera was driving a car on the road, with Tsuna, Ryohei and Yamamoto sitting in the car. At an intersection, a traffic policeman stopped the car: "Sir, you are the first person to pass our section of the road without violating traffic rules. I have decided to award you 10,000 yen."

"Great, I just use this money to get a driver's license. "Yuji said.

"What? You don't have a driver's license? "The policeman said in surprise.

A Gang said quickly: "Don't listen to him, what he says is drunken talk. "

"What? Are you still drinking? ! "The policeman was even more surprised.

Liao Ping immediately blamed him from behind: "It's the ultimate! I've said it before, you can't drive a stolen car too fast. "

"Oh my god, is this car stolen? "The policeman exclaimed.

Yamamoto, who had been sleeping in the back seat, was woken up. He asked loudly and drowsily: "What, are you already at the border? ”

12. Before A Gang met REBORN, he had been bullied by several gangsters near Bingsheng for a long time. Today, A Gang was blocked by someone among them again. Finally, A Gang couldn’t bear it anymore, took out his mobile phone and said: "You don't have eyes, do you? I can ask someone to take care of you now! The gangster said contemptuously: "I don't believe you can recruit anyone!" Okay, I'll wait for you here for ten minutes. I want to see what help you have! ! "A Gang turned around and walked away, talking on his cell phone as he walked. Ten minutes later, the school's announcement called the gangster's name several times and said: "You have a visitor, please wait at the school gate..." The gangster walked over. While thinking: "Does Zi Gang really know someone? "At this time, a person who looked like a waiter stopped him: "Are you Mr. XXX? He replied: "Yes." Waiter: "Here are the 30 pizzas, 50 fast food, and 10 boxes of Coke you ordered... a total of 78,000 yen." "

13. There was a test in the class that day, and Gang knew he was about to finish it, so he had to turn to Jokudera for help: "I'll kick your chair later, and you can take a look at it." "Jokudera readily agreed. Some time after the exam started, A Gang kicked Jokudera's chair, but to his surprise there was no reaction at all. A Gang was a little anxious and kicked three more times, only to hear Jokudera shout three times. :"Meow! Meow! Meow! "

14. REBORN asked A Gang: "If your Yun Shou and Wu Shou fight, which side will you stand on?"

A Gang (firmly): "Stand on the side ."

15. One day, REBORN took everyone to practice in the wild. They passed by a large swamp. REBORN suggested that everyone jump in. Whoever sinks in last wins. So everyone jumped in together. An hour later, the swamp It had already reached Gokudera's chin and Yamamoto's eyes, but it only reached REBORN's feet. Gokudera shouted excitedly: "REBORN is still awesome!" REBORN said calmly: "No, no, stupid gang has been at my feet for a long time..."

16, it rained when school was over in Obsidian, and Cullom was worried about not having an umbrella. Chigusa came over and said, "I brought an umbrella, let's go together!"

Kulom was greatly moved: "Thank you!"

Qiangusa opened a brightly colored printed umbrella and said: " You're welcome! This way no one will think this umbrella is mine! "

17. After Vongola invaded the Mirufiore base, he went to the river to summon all cadres and said: "Now is the time for us to strictly defend these two places!"

Cherobelli: "Which two places?"

Irie: "The canteen and toilet are places where everyone goes!"

18. Vongola and others went to play in the wild. After spending the night in the woods, everyone discovered that Skylark was missing! Suddenly, they found Skylark confronting a giant bear.

What should we do? >

REBORN: Don’t worry, the bear has offended someone he shouldn’t have, let him deal with it himself

19. Jokudera and Yamamoto went out on a mission, and Yamamoto accidentally stepped into a trap. He was unconscious on the spot.

Jokudera: The baseball idiot just fell into the trap. What should I do?

REBORN: Don't panic! First, you must confirm that he is really dead.

(There is silence on the phone for a few seconds, and then a loud "boom" is heard)

< p>Jiushi: The first step has been confirmed, what should I do next?

20. REBORN asked Coloniello: You have already had one meal, what if you take Lal’s meal again? Eat it, how many meals will you have?

Cola Nero: Three meals.

REBORN: You idiot, it should be two!

Colonillo: There’s still a fight.

REBORN:…

21. One day, REBORN met a young man at the Vongola headquarters and asked casually. : "Tell me, how to use fire to fight? ”

“I don’t know. "

"Huh? have no idea? How to use the box weapon? ”

“I don’t know. "

"Don't know? Didn't I explain it to you? What have you been doing? "

"I...I went to a friend's house to drink.

"Huh? How dare you answer like this? REBORN was furious, "What should you do if the battle comes to this point!" "

"I...I'm from outside...I came here temporarily to repair the lights..."

22. Yiping, Fengtai and Lanbo picked a mushroom

Yiping and Fengtai asked Rambo to get some wild vegetables to eat together

Rambo said: "I won't go, if I leave, you will eat my mushrooms. "

Yiping and Feng Tai said: "No, don't worry. "So Lan Bo went~~~

Half a year passed, and Lan Bo still hasn't come back. Feng Tai said: "He won't come back, let's eat. ”

Yiping said: “Wait a little longer~~~”

A year has passed and Lan Bo has not come back yet. Yiping and Feng Tai discussed: No need to wait, let’s eat Come on.

At this moment, Lan Bo suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to him and said angrily: "Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms." "

23. Cullom got a new haircut. When she came to school the next day, her classmates saw her new hairstyle and laughed: Your hair looks like a pineapple! Cullom thought Feeling aggrieved, she ran outside and cried.

24. The Phantom Knight was ambushed by Zetian. He led the guardians to surround him, and shouted to the sky: "I am dead, Lord Bai Lan, save me!" "

I saw a ray of light in the sky, and a voice came: "Not sure yet, you pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leader Zetian to death. ”

So he picked up the largest stone on the ground and threw it at Zetian, killing him. All the guardians were stunned for a moment, and then looked at each other angrily. At this time, there was another stone in the sky. A voice came: “Now you are really dead. ”

25. The prince said to Mamun angrily: “I don’t know who took the money in my wallet. "

Mamun said disapprovingly: "Maybe I took it. ”

The prince denied it and said, “It’s definitely not you, because the wallet has not been completely emptied.” ”

26. One day, Iemitsu saw his son being chased and bitten by a young Chihuahua on his way home.

After returning home, Iemitsu looked at his son helplessly. He sighed and said to Nana: "I found that your son is very useless. "

Agang became anxious and said loudly: "Your son is useless! ”

27. When REBORN trained A Gang, he first asked him to run fifty laps as a warm-up.

When he ran the twenty-fifth lap, A Gang was already panting from exhaustion. He had an idea and wanted to get through, so he shouted to REBORN: "REBORN, I have run twenty-five more laps! Why don't you stop? ”

“Oh? REBORN, who knew what was going on, pretended to be surprised, "That's it. I will keep my word and will never let you suffer." Now turn backwards and run another twenty-five laps! This is called more refund and less compensation! ”

28. In Chinese class, the teacher called A Gang to answer a question.

A Gang was confused and couldn’t say anything.

The teacher said helplessly : "Can you do it? If not, just squeak!"

Agang: "Squeak."

The teacher is sweating.

29. One night, Mochida (does anyone remember him?) passed by the door of Sawada's house.

In the darkness, he suddenly saw a child's head floating in the air, jumping up and down. When he noticed his surprised gaze, the child's head stopped, floating in the air and looking at him coldly.

Mochida was stunned for two seconds, then screamed and ran away in a hurry.

Looking at Mochida running away, the child’s head went up into Tsuna’s room, and he said to Tsuna: “Just now, a student who was in the same school was so frightened that he ran away after seeing me! "

Zawada said with a sad face: "REBORN, how many times have I told you, please don't jump rope in a black suit at night! ! ”

30. One day, Skylark was in an extremely bad mood. He bumped into a late student at the school gate and angrily whipped him over. The man immediately went blind in one eye.

The next day, Yunque, who had a good sleep, completely forgot about yesterday’s incident. He saw the student on the way to the reception room and asked casually: "What's wrong with your eyes?" ”

The student replied: “You...you did it.” "

Skylark said strangely: "Is this how you beat him? "As he said that, he pulled away... The man's other eye was also blind immediately...

Skylark forgot what he had done the day before again. When he saw the student again, he asked : “What’s wrong with your eyes? "

The student replied tremblingly: "I won't tell you..."

31. While A Gang was undergoing special training by REBORN, everyone watched a movie together one day. At the end of the movie The male protagonist committed suicide.

Gokudera thought: “If he had thought about Judaiime, he would not have committed suicide.

Liao Ping thought: "If he were as extreme as me, he wouldn't commit suicide! "

Rambo thought: "If he had candy to eat, he would not have committed suicide..."

A Gang thought: "If he had been trained like me, he would not have had time to commit suicide. "..."

32. REBORN: Stupid gang, come with me back to Italy tomorrow to participate in the inheritance ceremony!

Agang: Then don't you ask me for my opinion?

REBORN: Oh, are you willing to go, or are you willing to go?

33. XANXUS, a man who stands at the top of Varia

His appearance is cold

His expression is cold

His eyes are cold

His hands are cold

His gun is cold

His heart is cold

......

Ms. S shouted: "Here comes someone. , the BOSS is frozen by that boy Zetian, take it and melt it quickly! ”

34. One day when Gokudera and Yamamoto were going back after completing their mission, Gokudera looked at the time and said: “Oh no, it’s exceeded the expected time, we will be punished!” "

Yamamoto said unhurriedly: "Don't worry, let's walk back slowly. If we go back now, we will definitely be scolded, but if we go back very late, they will definitely say; 'Thank God, You are finally back! ’”

35. At the gate of Bingsheng School

Skylark held up the crutch and sneered: “Zawada! This is the fourth time this week you've been late! Do you know what this means? ! ”

A Gang: “Today is Thursday?” "

36. One day, everyone in Varia took a group photo.

While taking the photo, the photographer said to Mamon: "You come closer, put your hand on the prince's shoulder, and take the photo like this It will be more natural. "

The prince said: "If you want to take a more realistic photo, you should let his hand go into my pocket. "

37. Late at night, REBORN finished sorting out his work diary and turned on the radio tiredly, wanting to listen to music and relax.

The DJ's voice came from the radio: "Second year high school student Sawada Tsunayoshi from Class A dedicated this song to his beloved tutor REBORN, thanking him for arranging a lot of high-intensity special training for him for a long time, so that he can get valuable training opportunities..."

Hearing this, REBORN's exhausted face showed a smile of relief.

The DJ continued: "Let us listen to this song together now, Li Huimin's - "You Will Not Have Good Things." result". ”

38. Vongola and everyone were sailing on the sea together in a boat. The boat leaked halfway and they needed to reduce their numbers. REBORN came up with a way: everyone told a joke. If they can’t make everyone laugh, , and threw the man into the sea. A Gang told a joke first, and everyone laughed, except Skylark. So A Gang was thrown into the sea. Then Liu Dao Kui told a joke, but no one laughed. Only Skylark laughed. REBORN asked Skylark: "What's so funny about what he said?" Skylark said: "I thought about the joke about herbivores." ”

39. Since A Gang had too many suitors, REBORN really didn’t know who to marry him to, so he released Rambo’s box weapon - "Beef Rice" and announced in public who could make this girl marry him. The cow nodded and jumped into the river, and he asked A Gang to marry him.

Everyone tried many methods but failed. At this time, Bai Lan said that he was willing to give it a try.

Bai Lan walked up to the cow and asked the cow, "Is it cow?" "

Niu nodded.

Bai Lan asked again: "Do you know me? "

The cow shook his head.

Bai Lan sneaked around behind the cow and stabbed the cow's butt unexpectedly. The cow screamed and jumped into the river.

However, REBORN felt that Bai Lan was not Vongola's person and was unwilling to marry A Gang to him, so he asked Bai Lan to let Niu repeat the previous action, otherwise he would not admit it.

Bai Lan walked to Niu again and asked. He said: “Do you know me? "

Niu nodded.

He asked again: "Are you Niu? "

Niu shook his head.

Bai Lan put her hands on her hands and laughed: "Do you know what to do now? ”

The cow turned around and jumped into the river.

40. One day, Yusi gave Gua a bath, but Gua was very uncooperative. He struggled in the water and scratched Yusi’s hand. .

Jokudera was furious and threw the melon out.

He was thrown into the corner and turned around and cursed at the hellboy.

Guess what this sentence is...

"Meow~~~~~~"

41. Gang was unwilling to waste half his life, so he went Fortune telling.

"You will always be called a loser until you are forty..."

A Gang's eyes lit up after hearing this, thinking that there was a change, so he asked :"Then what? "

"Then you get used to this kind of life..."

42. Mochida (the cannon fodder in the first episode) confessed to Kyoko: "Marry me, Kyoko! ”

Jingzi: “No, my brother said you are too wretched to marry you.”

”

Mochida: “If you don’t marry me, I will commit suicide!” "As he spoke, he pulled out the knife and put it on his neck.

Jingzi stopped him quickly: "Wait a minute, I'll ask my brother. After saying that, Jingzi entered the house.

After a while, Jingzi came out and said to Mochida: "My eldest brother said that when I grow up, I can watch such bloody scenes!" "

43. Colonillo made Lal angry because he said something wrong, and Lal flew into a rage: "Do you want to try not seeing me for a few days? ! "

Coloniello said: "Then let me try..." So——

On the first day, he did not see Lar...

On the second day, he still didn’t see Lal...

On the third day, he still didn’t see Lal...

On the fourth day, the swelling at the corners of his eyes subsided a little , he could barely see Lal...

44. XANXUS was lying on the front seat of the theater, taking up four seats.

The lady leading the seat told him. : Sir, one person can only sit in one seat. He just hummed and didn't move.

The lady invited the theater manager, who said politely, sir, please sit down alone. He could only occupy one seat.

He just snorted and made no move.

The manager had to call the police and said: Brother, you are so cruel! On the street?

XANXUS snorted and said:... fell down on the corridor upstairs...

45. Tsuna finally got up the courage to write to Kyoko. In order to express his love more strongly, he drew many hearts on the back of the envelope and pierced it with arrows.

A few days later, Kyoko wrote back: "What do the mutton skewers on the back of the envelope mean? ”

46. A Gang went to the hospital for a physical examination and did many tests. The doctor said: There is good news and there is bad news! After reading your physical examination results, I found that you have potential BL tendencies. ! And it’s hard to cure! Oh my god! The doctor said shyly: I found you are going to jump off the building. Shouted: "Don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go!"

After hearing this, A Gang jumped down with a whoosh

Jokudera said: "You really don't want to. You should threaten him like this!"

48. One day, Gokudera and Yamamoto were traveling by boat, and happened to meet Rokudaokai on the boat. Gokudera had always disliked this person, and Rokudaokai also disdained the two of them. After a while, the boat was rowing somewhere. Liu Daogui woke up from his sleep and saw that the boat had stopped and said to him: "I forgot my explosives. Wait for me!" "After that, he turned over and jumped off the boat, running wildly on the water, like a dragonfly touching the water. After a while, he ran back, holding the explosive in his hand and shaking it provocatively.

Then Yamamoto also shouted: "It's broken. , my Shigujinshi also forgot home! "After that, he jumped out of the boat. He was also floating on the water for a while, and saw only the waves flying. He came back with a knife on his back in a few minutes.

Seeing this, Liu Daogui, not to be outdone, also shouted: "My Sancha I forgot my home! "He also jumped out of the boat, but fell to the bottom of the river with a splash. He climbed onto the boat in embarrassment, and jumped again when he was dissatisfied, and then sank vertically with a splash. Yamamoto couldn't bear it anymore, and quietly asked Yuji:

"Jiushi, should we tell him the location of those stones? ”

49. Once Dino and Romario went hunting deer in the mountains, and they hunted two deer each. They had to take a plane when they went back,

The captain was worried Said: “So many deer would be overweight! Dino said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of? We shot so many deer last year and we still flew back here!" "The captain couldn't resist them, so he had to let them get on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, then suddenly shook, and finally fell. The two got up with their faces covered in ash, Romario He looked around and whispered to Dino: "Boss, it seems that we also fell here last year! ”

50. An English test was held in the same school. There was a question that gave 10 words and asked them to connect them to form a paragraph.

What made everyone bleed was that only 1 out of 10 words A realization!

After the results were distributed, everyone was surprised to find that Jokudera actually got full marks.

Yamamoto asked: How did you do that question

Jokudera Temple replied: Idiot, I am a talented English student after all.

Yamamoto curiously stole the test paper and translated the answer as follows:

Today the teacher taught us new words... (List) We read it once... (List) The teacher dictated it again... (List), and finally we read... (List) to end the class.

51. One day ten years later, Bai Lan went out for a walk and saw Sawada Tsunayoshi bending down by the well to make a wish and throwing a one-yuan coin into the well.

Bailan also wanted to make a wish, but he accidentally fell into the well when he bent down. Sawada Tsunayoshi was stunned and murmured to himself: It's really magical...

52. Six Paths: "Kufufu~~~Vongola, do you know that there is homosexuality in your family..."

A Gang (nervous): "Ah! Who is it?"

< p>Liu Daogui: "Just give me a hug and I'll tell you..."

53. Bai Lan, Dino and Yamamoto reported to God after their deaths...

God asked: "How many men did you find while hiding from Zhengyi?"

Bai Lan: "30 "

God: "Okay! I'll give you an ordinary car"

God asked Dino again: "How many men did you find without telling Skylark during your lifetime?"

Dino: "20"

God: "Okay! I'll give you a car"

God asked Yamamoto again: "Did you hide it from the prison temple before you were alive?" How many men?"

Yamamoto: "10"

God: "Okay! I'll give you a high-end car!"

So, three people drove They are driving their own cars in heaven. Bai Lan and Dino said to Yamamoto:

"I really envy you. I knew I wouldn't be so carefree when I was alive."

Before they finished speaking, they saw Gang riding a tricycle towards them. Come...

54. Liu Dao Bones: "Do you like me?"

A Gang: "Guess."

Liu Dao Bones: "Yes."

A Gang: " Guess again.”

55. Yiping gave Lan Bo a piece of chocolate ball candy.

Yiping: "Is it delicious?"

Lambo: "Yeah!"

Yiping: "It's strange...why do cats and dogs eat it?" I spit it out..."

56. After the final exam, everyone gathered at Sawada's house.

Nana: "How did everyone do in the exam this time?"

Gokudera: "It's very easy~99 points~"

Nana: "Yeah~ Gokudera-kun is so awesome. A Tsuna, what about you?

Me? I’m a little better than Gokudera...

Nana: Oh? 100 points?

Agang: No...I scored 9.9...

57. REBORN; "It's because no one sympathizes with you that I became your tutor. "

A Gang: "You finally succeeded, and now everyone sympathizes with me because of this..."

58. In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to maintain world peace... ...Ten years later, Sawada Tsunayoshi decided to go to the meeting alone and negotiate with Bai Lan.

At the meeting, Bai Lan asked with a sneer: "What is 1+1? "

A Gang thought for a long time and replied: "I think it should be equal to two. "

Bailan immediately shot Sawada Tsunayoshi and said: "You know too much..."

59. Bajir went to Japan with 7 fake rings. Looking for Sawada Tsunayoshi, unfortunately he got lost, and S's wife was chasing after him. Bajir had no choice but to send a text message to Iemitsu while running for his life: "Do you know where Namisei Middle School is? "

A few minutes later, Iemitsu texted back and said: "I know. ”

60. Yamamoto and Mizuno both love baseball. One day they discussed a question: Will there be a baseball team in heaven? So they made an appointment. If whoever goes to heaven first will win, Tell the other party the answer. As a result, Mizuno died first. A few days later, Yamamoto dreamed of Mizuno and asked Mizuno that question.

There is good news and bad news. one. ”

Yamamoto: “Then let’s hear the good news first. ”

Mizuno: “There is a baseball team in heaven. ”

Yamamoto: “That’s great, what about the bad news?” "

Mizuno: "You are tomorrow's starting pitcher. "

Yamamoto: "..."

61. You must be careful when naming your box weapons: Yuji Chapter

A Tsuna: "Yuji, why are you Want to give your weapon box such a strange name? ”

Jiushi: “What’s strange? Isn’t it yellow-haired?” "

A Gang: "What does this have to do with the color of the coat..."

Jokudera: "So it is a small yellow melon"

A Tsuna: "..."

71. Hayato Gokudera grew up step by step!

As we all know, Gokudera was ridiculed as a "sissy who plays the piano" when he first debuted. "But not being accepted by each family, in order to gain recognition from everyone, Yu Temple has made great efforts...

----The first family----

BOSS : Jokudera, are you busy at work today?

Jokudera: No.

BOSS: You won’t come tomorrow.

Jokudera: Why?

BOSS: Because you can’t do much for the family, you’re not busy. What does the family want from you?

----The second family----

BOSS: Jokudera, are you busy at work today?

Jokudera: Very busy.