Funny copywriting that can make people laugh to death

1. If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

2. Don’t blame “beautiful women get old easily and husbands run away easily”, it’s because “you spend too little money and give up the good things”.

3. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add filters, whiten, and smooth the skin. When you don’t like someone, it will change to the original image in seconds.

4. Don’t offer another glass of wine to the past, because the past has become vomiting.

5. You don’t have to travel across the ocean to see me, just pay me half a year’s savings with Alipay.

6. If you want to win me over, if you want to drink the good-looking one, or risk your life if you are the ugly one, I will also let you see what it means to not get drunk after a thousand cups.

7. A beauty is the reason for anger. A beauty is a smile for money!

8. Apart from marrying you and transferring money, don’t take your talk of liking and missing you too seriously. It’s better to spend a huge sum of money than to ask for help.

9. If an apology is useful, what do you want Yves Saint Laurent, Givenchy, Gucci, Chanel, Dior, Lanc?me, and Estee Lauder to do?

10. Are you afraid of being taken advantage of by others? As long as you become a waste, no one can take advantage of you.

11. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card and take a look, I realize that I have been worrying too much before.

12. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at your best age. I just want to get something for nothing at my best age, be free to spend time at any time, and lie down anywhere.

13. The biggest regional discrimination in my life is:

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6 ethnic groups

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Bonus points for all 5.

14. Please cherish the people who are good to you, otherwise if you miss this one, you don’t know when you will meet another blind person again.

Fifteen. Today I suddenly discovered that love in junior high school died from changing seats, high school died from class placement, and college died from graduation. But I am neither of them. Until now, I have no shame in falling in love, and died from looks.

16. Going on a blind date tomorrow. Who knows a plastic surgeon? I don’t have high requirements, as long as it looks like my photo!

17. Once when I saw someone proposing, I asked my friend why he got down on one knee to propose? She said that kneeling on one's knees was to visit the grave.

18. Girls would rather be the backup for tall, handsome and rich men than accept the behavior of losers, which genetically ensures the progress of mankind.

Nineteen. I have learned many skills and found that the most useful skill is "think more openly".

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10. You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless. come on! You are the worst.

Twenty-one. Living so long seems to be done for three things:

Don’t talk nonsense, don’t spend money randomly, and don’t lose your temper.

Twenty-two. In this society, everything is false, only poverty is real.

Twenty-three. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

Twenty-four. Go to bed early, exercise more, don’t smoke, don’t drink alcohol, and develop a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Over time, when you are upset and can’t sleep, you will have someone to accompany you. Your friends are gone too.