Dangerous ways to deal with campus beauty

There is often a misunderstanding about the school flower.

This misunderstanding is that the school flower is the only proudest flower in this campus, and its status is similar to the "top card" in the clubhouse.

In fact, campus beauty is a small-scale general term for beautiful girls on campus. "Beauty and beauty are different." Which do you think is the most beautiful and which is the most demon? It is impossible to compare beautiful things in one basket.

When I was studying in medical college, there was a beauty queen in our class, which was really a blessing for more than 30 energetic boys in our class.

The full name of the school flower is Guan, and we all call her Guan for short. Hearing this name, the boy felt that there were ants crawling in his heart. ...

Yiyi is from the south. He inherited all the advantages of southern beauty, with fair skin, bright eyes and white teeth, and long hair fluttering, especially her beautiful waist. In summer, when she walks in a skirt, the boys' eyes will swing with her. ...

Affection and affectation are common problems of beautiful girls, even more exaggerated than other girls.

For example, in summer, under the shade of the college playground, I found a colorful caterpillar on the ground. She would cover her ears and stomp on her toes and shout loudly, and her voice would drown out the cicadas in the trees, which would attract sweaty men on the playground to watch and see what cruelty meant. ...

Like what? Yiyi will paint her already beautiful face more exquisitely. Walking in the street, some boys can't help but stop and watch. Yi turned around and squinted at me. What are you looking at? Never seen a woman in my life?

Timid people slip away as soon as they touch the dust on their noses. Bold boys sometimes retort: Aren't you dressed like this for people to see?

Yiyi is angry: it's not for you anyway!

For another example, Yi Yi is always the last to attend an activity, which will attract 100% attention. When communicating with female students, Yi Yi's voice is particularly loud and always attracts students' attention. And she wears high heels all the year round, and the sound of stepping on the floor can be heard far away. Boys say it's horrible footsteps. ...

Boys who know psychology analyze Yi Yi like this: In fact, the inner world of beautiful women is very lonely, and they are most afraid of not attracting the attention of others in their daily life.

The witty boy commented on her behind her back and said: Guan is completely pretending!

This sentence reached her ears through a female classmate, glanced at her beautiful pointed chin and shouted, I'm awesome, and I have to pretend!

The most embarrassing thing happened in the last semester of junior year.

At that time, it coincided with the thirtieth anniversary of the school, and the school leaders planned to make a big fuss and specially invited the governor to attend, which rose to an extraordinary political height. The teachers and students of the college turned the campus upside down.

On this anniversary, Yi Yi received the most cutting-edge and eye-catching task, that is, to be an anniversary etiquette lady. There are only two * * *, and she is one of them.

"Miss Etiquette" is the official name, and the folk name is "Menying". During the activity, "Menying" stood on both sides of the gate, with shiny hair, lip gloss, red ribbon, and a cute smile, completely like a scary fairy sister. To this end, the school invited a full-time makeup artist from the studio to make up for Yiyi, and also invited the most famous tailor in the provincial capital to tailor cheongsam for them.

On the anniversary day, it was a sunny May day, sunny. Yiyi and her partners all appeared at the scene, lighting up the whole campus. The teachers and students of medical college never imagined that there were so many beautiful women on the campus where they lived that only the media could see them before.

On this anniversary, what teachers and students remember is not the appearance of the governor, but the appearance of closing. This celebration is a milestone for Guan, who has stepped into the ranks of school flowers.

After the anniversary, Yi Yi's radiant photos were printed on the anniversary album, and Yi Yi will go down in history forever.

Yi Yi hangs the cheongsam on the bed of the dormitory with a hanger, and it seems to be a banner of her glory to pay tribute every day.

Her narcissistic behavior makes the female roommates in the same dormitory look down upon her. She secretly implies that you are pretending to be forced in front of the opposite sex, and you are pretending to be so forced in front of the same sex!

The academic system of our clinical medical students is generally five years, four years full-time on campus and one year off-campus internship. Therefore, it is normal for freshmen and sophomores not to talk about girlfriends, especially for us slow medical students. It is abnormal for juniors not to talk about girlfriends.

I don't know my junior year, but my senior year passed quickly, and my fifth year left the campus and went their separate ways. Why talk about a ball?

Brother Xue reminds us that it is too early to talk about girlfriends, and it is too late to talk about girlfriends. After this village, there is no shop. Don't keep stroking your beard and sighing: I went to college once and didn't even talk about a girlfriend. This is a sad and incomplete life!

So the boys in our class will basically have a sister in their junior year, and the rest are only few.

Everyone will mistakenly think that such a courtier should cross the river like a crucian carp, and the threshold will be stepped on. In fact, few boys pay attention to Guan. Only a few of them felt that their weight was enough and boldly showed their love to Guan, but most of them failed. You really can't guess what kind of boy Guan likes.

But one thing we have to agree: the threshold of customs clearance is not generally high!

What boy would hit the south wall with his broken head?

At this time, a dramatic scene appeared, and a boy in the class bravely stood up and showed his love to Guan.

This is the beginning of the tragedy. ...

This boy, Huang Sheng, is the most annoying boy among the girls in the class. There are three main reasons.

First, Huang Sheng was born in the countryside, and his parents are farmers. He is deeply rooted and has no social background.

Secondly, to describe him as "unattractive" is to praise him. He is short, dark and almost naked. These are not defects. His most prominent defect is a black "radish flower" in his eyeball. In this way, when Huang Sheng's eyes turn, it seems that there are three eyes moving on his face, which makes people feel a little incredible, but fortunately, he wears a pair of colored glasses every day, which seems to cover up his defects.

Third, Huang Sheng is usually taciturn. Sitting in the corner of the classroom, he seems to be a marginal person in the class, and he will not join in anything that shows up easily.

How can such a boy have sex with the school flower that everyone looks up to on a whim? There are so many incredible things in life that no one can explain them clearly.

Speaking of Huang Sheng as a marginal person, his classmates were deeply impressed by an incident that happened in his freshman year.

When this matter is mentioned, it still makes everyone feel particularly cold.

It was the first anatomy class in freshman year. As a clinical medical student, anatomy is the first course.

The autopsy room and specimen room of medical college are in the back corner of the campus, which is a two-story gray building. The autopsy room is on the first floor and the specimen room is on the second floor. Here, the ground is half a man's height of holly, and the sky is covered with clouds and the crown of pine trees. When I arrived here, the dim light added a little fear.

The teaching assistant led us shivering students into the autopsy room, opened an iron cover on the ground, and there was a two-meter square pool with several white bodies floating in the disinfectant.

The teaching assistant asked: Which bold classmate helped me carry the body to the autopsy bed? The students looked at each other, afraid to breathe.

After a long time, there was a little worry on the teaching assistant's face: Are you the only ones who have the courage to study clinical?

At this time, Huang Sheng raised his hand and walked out of the team. His face doesn't change color and his heart doesn't beat. He calmly put on gloves and helped him carry the body to the autopsy bed.

The students have the intention of thanking Huang Sheng from the bottom of their hearts because he helped the whole class.

At this time, the students remembered the body they saw for the first time in their lives and their brave classmate Huang Sheng.

Later, after chatting with Huang Sheng, I learned that his father had killed pigs. He often helps his father when he is in his hometown. Huang Sheng said that there is no difference between carrying a corpse and carrying a dead pig.

When Huang Sheng was reluctant to go, he put a courtship letter in his backpack, which contained a courtship poem.

Everyone can guess the result of this courtship. According to the students in Yi Yi's dormitory, Yi Yi laughed loudly after reading this letter in the dormitory, and tears came out. Then she circulated the letter among her roommates. This poem is very touching, but Huang Sheng's words are emotional.

Under normal circumstances, this matter will stop here, even if it is ignored, it will pass, and this matter happened to Yiyi, who loves to pretend, so this matter will not end.

Most of the students in the classroom didn't leave after class the next day. Yi swaggered up to Huang Sheng and slammed the letter on the table. The crisp voice seemed to slap Huang Sheng.

"Huang Sheng classmate, is that you? I can't marry Ma Wang, can I? " Then he shrugged his shoulders and left with his hips. ...

I saw Huang Sheng standing there with a straight face, his trouser legs and sleeves shaking violently.

What is a "horse owner"? Anyone who knows a little about folk customs knows that this "Master Ma" is a fairy with three eyes, and Guan Qing is a mockery of defects!

Guan, the manager of the school flower, thinks this way: isn't it an insult for a girl like me to show love to such a person?

That day, Huang Sheng left the classroom angrily and didn't go to class in the afternoon. It was not until eleven o'clock in the evening that he returned to the dormitory gloomily and fell asleep. Roommates saw that his hair and clothes were covered with cut grass. ...

After a while, a very strange thing happened in the college specimen room, and no one could guess why-

The eyeball specimen in a vessel in the specimen room is missing!

There has never been a loss of specimens since the school was founded. The director of the specimen room and the leader of the security department have been monitored and found nothing unusual. Does the eyeball fly by itself?

At that time, the faculty and staff of medical college were all evaluating their professional titles, and no one wanted to influence themselves. They tacitly suppressed this matter and waited for the anatomy class to take down one before putting it on.

Unexpectedly, this mysterious eyeball appeared two days later and appeared in the classroom of our class.

After school that day, Guan chatted happily with several lesbians. She feels a little hungry and wants to eat some snacks. Snacks are girls' lives!

All the snacks are in her schoolbag. She hangs her schoolbag on the back of the chair during class and takes it with her after class. Yiyi took out a packet of leftover "Hua Mei" from her bag. Sour and sweet is her love. She grabbed one and stuffed it in her mouth.

The feeling made her feel different from the past. Her hand caught an egg-sized, fleshy, greasy thing, and when she saw it, the sight in front of her made her stunned-

A big eyeball in his hand is looking at her strangely!

Guan threw away his eyes with a bitter sigh, ran around the classroom screaming, and ran out of the classroom like a pony stabbed. ...

This is the eye that was lost in the specimen room. Even a fool can guess who did it. Aren't you mocking my eye defects Then I'll give you a healthy eyeball to see!

At this point, everyone saw Huang sitting there leisurely reading a martial arts novel.

This stimulus is fatal to Guan. She didn't come to the classroom for several days and often got up screaming in the middle of the night.

In a short time, Guan Lu, as delicate as a summer flower, felt melancholy after autumn, her head was no longer so high and her chest was no longer so fierce.

Considering Guan's mental state, the counselor suggested that she drop out of school and go home to recuperate.

On a foggy morning in autumn, Guan left the campus and returned to her home in the south, disappearing mysteriously like fog. ...

Later, the counselor had a profound conversation with Huang Sheng, which was a long and ominous conversation. Afterwards, some students asked the counselor, but the counselor said nothing, just shook his head and sighed.

After two months, Guan returned to school, and her mood seemed to be much more stable. Her roommate said that she was taking several drugs on time.

People find that Guan often stares at a place in a daze, as if thinking about something, and his face shows a depressed expression.

However, she is still so beautiful.

On the eve of the fifth year, the counselor sent the internship distribution plan of the whole class to the students' mobile phones in one night, and more than 40 students in our class were assigned to three hospitals for internships. That night, the counselor drank goodbye to us in our boys' dormitory.

At this time, the door of the boys' dormitory was knocked open, only to see Guan breaking in in his pajamas. As soon as she entered the door, she asked the counselor: How did you assign me and Huang Sheng to the hospital for internship?

The counselor patted his head: You see I'm really confused. How could I forget such an important thing?