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Gun shop robbery A thief in Washington saw a police car parked outside his gun shop. When he entered the store, he saw the police, shouting robbery and shooting several times. Police, shop assistants and customers in the store took out pistols in return and sent him to the west. The most unlucky robber South Africa's Sunday Times named five murderers in the "Ivory Park" area in the east of Johannesburg, the largest city, as the most unlucky robber in South Africa in 2006, because they met a victim who was more "vicious" than themselves. Eugene oberman, a police officer at the Ivory Park Police Department, said that after stopping a car, the gang waved guns and asked the driver to get off. Usually, people who are robbed will obey orders and let them search. What the robbers didn't expect was that the male driver took out the car keys, got off the bus, pushed the two robbers away, rushed to the robbers' car, pulled the driver down and drove directly to the police station to report the case. Surprisingly, one of the gangsters later came to the police station and reported that his car had been robbed. That's not all. A woman who was raped was reporting the case to the police. She recognized the "lost car" as a rape suspect at a glance, so the police solved two cases in a row, stayed at home, and arrested four other robbers following the trail. The luckiest thieves two thieves stole a van near the central police station in Johannesburg, but unexpectedly touched the alarm on the van. Although they are completely bold, they can only escape in this case. And "luck" came at this moment. A passing motorist mistakenly thought that they were in an emergency, took the initiative to let them get on the bus and quickly left the scene. The most stubborn driver was flooded by rain, and a bridge in Johannesburg was flooded. Rescuers were ordered to discourage traffic at the scene, but a man driving a four-wheel drive off-road vehicle was very stubborn and insisted that he could cross the bridge safely. After the dissuasion was invalid, the man drove the car on the bridge as he wished, but was immediately washed away by the rushing flood. Fortunately, people were prepared and managed to save the man and his wife from the water. What annoys the rescuers most is that these two people don't understand water at all, but they dare to rush forward. Interesting News Today, I saw a piece of news: Diana, the star host of ABC TV channel Good Morning America, will give a series of live reports from Pyongyang from today. On the same day, she said in the live broadcast of North Korea's national television studio in Pyongyang: "How great it is to say' good morning America' to you from Pyongyang, North Korea!" In order to achieve this goal, we have been working hard for several years, and the live broadcast time is obviously very favorable. We are very lucky. When we drove through the city, there were few cars on the road. We went to the statue of Kim Il Sung. Around the statue, there are some wedding parties and some families who come here to take pictures. Many of them looked at me warily. We have been waving to them, hoping to get their response. The highest level of humor in Goodbye is that you don't feel humorous, but it does have the effect of thief humor.