The most popular funny copy in October

A beautiful leather, you can't afford to play. Funny soul, ignoring you.

2. What do you mean, don't hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

Parents can never tell the difference between explaining and talking back. Talk back when you explain, and recite when you say one more word.

5. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.

If there is an afterlife, I will make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

7. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you probably hanged yourself, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

9. My ex-girlfriend and I broke up for two reasons. One is that I had no money at that time, and the other is that she guessed that I would have no money in the future.

Just now with Tenuto, a very beautiful girl was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

1 1. I felt sick and went to see Dr. China. When I saw the doctor frowning when I felt my pulse, I asked, "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To tell the truth, it looks ugly."

At noon, the boss called his colleagues and said that there was a traffic jam at a certain intersection and asked them to send him a box lunch. In the evening, my colleague called me, still at that intersection, and ordered two lunches.

13. One day, I took out my fire jar and went swimming. A little girl saw it and ran over crying, shouting, mom, mom, look at the ladybug! I turned to defend myself, and the girl got a fright: Mom, it's still ladybug essence!

14. My friend's daughter-in-law has been in the toilet for 20 minutes, and we are all waiting for her. I said, why is it so slow? What happened? The friend said, wait a minute. Then she turned off the wireless router and her daughter-in-law came out in 2 minutes.

15. Self-timer is ok, but not too much. Otherwise, others will not only think you are ugly, but also think you are hypocritical when they see real people!

16. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

17. Do you think I am the kind of person who watches you die? No, I will close my eyes.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

19. If you like someone, you must express it and you can't be rejected. You really think you're a fairy.

20. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, and I couldn't find my way back.

2 1. My strength is four liang and my temper is half a catty. Plus my weight, I'm barely a heavyweight. Please rest assured that you will spend your whole life with me.

Twenty-two Today, a child walked in the street and spat at me. I didn't scold him, but touched his head and said, how sensible! Gave him five dollars and told him to do the same to others. After walking around, I saw that his face was swollen.

23. Why do you remind me that "money is not everything"? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

To be honest, being single is really painful. Of course, being single for a long time is more painful. Just the other day, I saw a sow, and I thought it was beautiful, too.