How to write recruitment language creatively?

1, we need an intern, because the last one has become CEO.

2, don't 996, we let you live a real nine to six.

There are one hundred ways to be sweet, and the most important one is to see you in the company every day.

It's very kind of you. Do you know what I want to do to you? Do what? Pay wages.

5. Did I know you before? -I don't think so. -Then why do I think you are my dream candidate?

6. Do you have the heart to live in a small house less than 10 square meter? Can you bear to watch your girlfriend fight with you all your life, or can't afford a suite? Can you bear to watch your parents tighten their belts and go on a diet and use their little pension to help you pay off your mortgage? This is the place to realize your dreams!

7. Did I know you before? I don't think so. Then why do I feel that you are the candidate in my dream?

8. Who is free ~ Sister-in-law, aunt, elder sister, relative, elder, younger generation, primary school classmate, junior high school classmate, senior high school classmate, college classmate, comrade-in-arms, card friend, big cousin, little cousin, female best friend ... If you want to find a job and love the sales industry, please call me.

9. The gap between you and others is not that you enter slowly; The thing is, someone else has joined the job, and you are still waiting.

10. Do you want to get a promotion and a raise, become white and win? Nothing!