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First, we will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

I still know you after breaking up, but I don't want to see you again. If you live well, I won't bless you. If your life is bad, I won't laugh at you, because we are strangers from now on, and there is no more me in your world and no more you in my world. I can't cherish you anymore. I'm sorry, what I lost is what you lost.

Third, the carousel is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other.

Fourth, I will still believe in love, but I no longer believe that love can last forever.

It's snowing outside the window, make a cup of coffee and hold it until it gets cold, then I know I'm thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations?

6. Love is illogical. Maybe this is the logic of love.

Seven, love is not because of being loved, just because of love. You won't lose love because you are not loved. Love is in the heart of the loved one, not in the eyes of the loved one.

When I am a kite, you can either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

When I was a teenager, I was crazy about the words "take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I have learned to go by myself.

Living in a city, or loving someone, or doing something for a long time, you will feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of this city, the people I love and the things I insist on, but I just can't give myself the courage to persist.

Twelve, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself, tell yourself, not afraid that he will forget, but afraid that he will think of you again one day. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.

Thirteen, it seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again, it is better to watch a mature performance.

Fourteen, I told myself that when I bought 30 cans, if she didn't come back, the relationship would expire. I don't know when everything will expire, saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire? -Chongqing Forest

Fifteen, life is short, you have to live a wonderful life, not lying in the gray; Surprise is a double yellow egg, despair is a double yellow thread; Life is alive, live like a sunflower, and face the sun even if you are depressed. Life is too short, you should live a wonderful life, not lie in the gray; Surprise is a double yellow egg, despair is a double yellow thread; Life is alive, live like a sunflower, and face the sun even if you are depressed.

Sixteen, the ending and the process are all there, and then tangled, even I feel greedy.

Seventeen, we agreed to watch the long stream of water together forever, but we will become someone else's XXX. At the fork in the road, you are on the left, I am on the right, and we are all stubborn and don't look back.

For you, I can only miss you as a stranger.

I will never love anyone, not even you.

Twenty, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, because it is already on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

Twenty-one, the beauty of clothes is a necessary condition for being a good woman, not a necessary and sufficient condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

Twenty-two, we are all so scattered in the wind of the years, looking back, but we can't see the traces of being together, even though we worked so hard together. No one is born brave. Being brave doesn't mean not being afraid, but pretending to be brave and learning to overcome fear. -nelson mandela

I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

Twenty-four, look at the flowers in front of the court, don't be surprised by honor or disgrace, look up at the clouds in the sky, and have no intention of staying.

Laughing and crying, maybe this is growth.

First, the distance is terrible, because you don't know whether he misses you or forgets you.

Second, we know that if we like a rose, we should tolerate its thorns, not just its beauty. Loving someone will tolerate her shortcomings, not just want to get her good. Feelings are always closely related to forgiveness, and they are always related to caring for the pulse. How much love there is, how many times there will be tolerance.

Sweet love, warm affection and sincere friendship. When I have these three feelings, I will be the happiest person in the world. With your love, there will be no more thorns and obstacles in front of me Thank you.

4. What is happiness? Happiness is in the middle of the night, when you are lazily lying in bed eating snacks and playing games online. He is busy sitting at the desk on the other side, turning pages and preparing for the exam with a pen. When he woke up the next day, he was still worried that he would not marry you in the future.

Thank you for your existence, it exists in the deepest and most beautiful place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, I only remember these furry outlines. They have bright apertures that make me happy.

Six, we often doubt ourselves, obviously the conditions are not bad, why there is no other half, and those who are not so beautiful, so cute, so humorous have enviable feelings, why? I think it's because we love too carefully. We wrap up our feelings so as not to let the other party find that they choose to wait, give up or miss for the so-called reserve and fear.

7. Inadvertently, I remembered the time again. The day I met you is the most unforgettable memory. The four seasons sneak away in exchange for fleeting time; Life is a long journey, the harvest is what you want; Distant mountains and rivers shake each other, and near hearts meet. In every sunshine, the days continue to grow, and in the later life, time will continue to wear away the tender face, but my heart will still grow old with time; My love, still walking with the sun and the moon, never left.

Eight, maybe forgiving someone is not real forgiveness, but fear of losing. It is strange that people can be depressed for a long time because of one sentence, or they can feel that the world is beautiful because of one sentence.

Nine, time is always slowly urging people to get old, and it is difficult to keep all the good things that they once had.

Ten, finally can settle down temporarily, we are the survivors of that group of dead. I should be grateful, but all I have left is my thoughts and sadness for you. They are as vast as rivers, and I can't sink into them.

Eleven, close your eyes and tell yourself quietly. The road of life depends on yourself step by step. Life is lonely, but the world is crowded. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sunshine and rain, dream your own dreams and go your own way.

Twelve, I have no road, so I don't need eyes; When I can see, I will also fall. We often lose carelessness because we depend on ourselves, but we are not as good as defects.

Thirteen, it is easier to set a goal in life than to achieve it, but if you don't take action, it is impossible to achieve it.

14. What is on the back of the moon? If you fly high, you will naturally see it. Life is a journey, and life is a process. What is growth? That's a measure of your heart. You can feel your growth, and you know in your heart what you will grow into, just like a seed, which will grow into a tall and straight oak tree without guidance. Everyone in the world can grow up to be the best of themselves.

Fifteen, the fool left, the liar was stupid, and the liar looked at the fool and gave his heart to another person. He regretted it, but everything could never go back.

Sixteen, don't know me and others, I treat you differently from others.

Seventeen, the dream is gone, the heart is broken, and staying is just to prepare for leaving.

Eighteen, many people struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, but found that the ladder was on the wrong wall. Do things when awake, read books when confused, and sleep when angry. Some things may be better if you keep them in your heart. Over time, it will become a story.

Nineteen, sometimes I want to say something but I can't say it, for fear of being melodramatic; I didn't want to say something, but I said it anyway. After all, you have to compromise with the world, laugh and cry; Perhaps this is growth, patience, pain, and finally tempered into steel.

Twenty, it is said that people have a sense of being ahead. When they are young, they want to grow up, and when they grow up, they want to die.

Twenty-one, as if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the best revenge. Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Live better for yourself.

Twenty-two, the so-called love is that others worry that you will be fat, but I am worried that you will not have enough to eat. In fact, happy people don't get the best things in the world, but cherish the people they already have.

Twenty-three, if one day: you are no longer looking for love, just love; You are no longer eager to succeed, just do it; You no longer pursue growth, but repair it; Everything really begins!

Don't argue with those bitter people. People who live well are busy enjoying life. Those who live a bad life and have a bad heart hope that others are equally unhappy, and then try to cut off others' happiness with their meanness. Ignore these people and love yourself. You are diligent in charging, working hard, keeping in shape and smiling at people. These are not to please others, but to dress up, light up my heart and tell myself that I am an independent and upward force.

Twenty-five, I hope there is such a person who pampers me to lawlessness.

God logic! Funny phrase of the year

Guide: My mother is going on a business trip for a month. When she left, she suddenly asked me about my exam results. I was so happy that I replied, "I just finished the exam and haven't come down yet." My mother punched me, and I said, "How can I fight until my grades come down?" My mother picked up her luggage and said as she walked, "I'm going to fight anyway, so I'll fight ahead of time." . .

1, halfway through an Internet cafe game, someone suddenly said, "Where did you get your ID card?" Looking back, I saw several police uncles asking a child. The child said timidly, "The network administrator said to surf the Internet with an ID card, but I saw an ID number on the telephone pole outside and copied it down." The policeman's uncle said angrily, "Don't you dare use the provincial card of the wanted man. How did your parents teach you?

Going home by train in summer vacation, sitting next to an uncle. I hit it off with him. After getting off the train, someone drove to pick him up. I also hitchhiked home to show my mother. I didn't spend any money going home. As a result, my mother said, "daughter, you are ugly and dare not do anything." What can you do if you meet a blind man? "

The old neighbor went to town to see his son and took a taxi. When the taxi driver saw that he was a stranger and honest, he wanted to kill him. Although it was only one kilometer away, the driver walked around the railway station three times. On the fourth lap, the old man asked, why are all the sculptures here the same? The driver replied: we are a new city, so the sculptures on the roadside will be the same. Old man: oh, this will happen, but there is one thing that will definitely not happen? What? The driver asked and the old man replied, I saw an identical old man selling apples under statues everywhere.

There is a Shandong student in the class. I don't know if it's because I read too many novels or something. One day, I called myself "Zajia". Is it easy? Soon, the whole class became popular. "Miscellaneous Jia went to class", "Miscellaneous Jia went all night" and "Miscellaneous Jia ran out of money" One day in ....................................................................., there was a queue in the canteen, and one mouth said, "Bring three or two meals to Miscellaneous Jia". The master held the spoon for a long time, but there was no response ... Response ... It should be. The queue at the back burst into laughter.

5. The phone rang, and then I heard a man say, "Hey, I haven't contacted you for a long time. Do you know who I am?" Another fraudulent phone call, I opened my mouth and replied, "I have your son." Call the money tonight. " There was a pause, and another voice said, "This is the insurance company. Do you need insurance? " I sneered: "Korean original mask, now 20% off ~" The other party held back for a long time: "You won" beeping …

6. About my husband's nephew, at that time, he was fascinated by Xiong Er's cartoons. On that day, a boy in the kindergarten class shaved his head. He slapped him and asked, "Logger Vick, who told you to cut down trees?" ? The child cried directly, and then my husband and her sister were called to school.

7. I had a fight with a man last night, and that man was bald ... policeman: "Why did you fight and lose a hair?" Me: "He is bald!" Policeman: "People insist that you didn't fight!" " "Me:" Then I'm hurt, too. Very serious. My arm was hurt by him. The policeman looked at it and said, "Isn't this a birthmark?" "Me:" It must be him! "

8. I remember when I was in junior high school, a girl I liked drew a flower on my hand, and I was happy for a long time. I still enjoyed it when I got home, so I took a shower and avoided it. When she went to school the next day, she looked disgusted and said, hey, you are disgusting. You didn't take a shower.

9. I told my son in bed this morning: Although your mother only plays with her mobile phone every day and doesn't feed you, although she often calls for an hour in the middle of taking a bath to remember that you are still in the water, although she is late for sending you to kindergarten every time, today is Mother's Day. You should do me a favor and kiss your mother. Just after that, my wife kicked me out of bed. "Mama of, dare to denigrate the old niang"

10, Tessa brought a parrot into the country, and the customs staff stopped him: Sir, you have to pay tax on this parrot. The fool asked, how much is it? Say: live parrot is 50 dollars, specimen parrot 15 dollars. The parrot shouted in horror, you idiot, don't be stingy!

1 1. A couple went to an art exhibition. The wife is highly myopic. She stood in front of a portrait and exclaimed loudly, Oh, my God! The woman in this photo is so ugly. The husband took her and said, keep your voice down. Wife angry: Why? The husband said, there is a mirror in front of you.

12, I went to a photography class in my spare time. In class, a girl with heavy makeup asked the photographer, "How can I make the photo look more natural when I take a selfie?" Faced with this problem, the photographer said: First of all, you should look natural. . .

13, I was walking on the road today when suddenly an old lady came over and fell down after touching me. I suddenly felt a little scared. Why so unlucky? I just went out and met a porcelain-touching man. The old lady looked up and said to me, "hey, young man, be excited!" " Oh, my God, who are these people?

14, Lao Wang began to go bald in his forties, so he became very sensitive and couldn't stand being told that he was bald. One day a tractor passed by Lao Wang, and Lao Wang fainted.

15, I accidentally fell down one day and my knee was red and swollen. When I get home, I don't want my mother to see it, lest she feel sorry for me. Who knows, my mother glanced at me and said, "I don't talk about you, can't I change my posture with my boyfriend?" Look at this swollen knee, I am embarrassed to let me see it! " I was in tears. I was shocked at that time, but I was speechless. Is this still my real mother?

16, a rubber overshoes factory came to our school to recruit people. The boss asked: why didn't the bird get an electric shock when standing on the high-voltage line? A classmate replied: because it is wearing rubber shoes produced by our factory. As a result, this classmate was hired.

17, Tomb-Sweeping Day, my best friend went to tell the male god that she was rejected, and then the climax came. My best friend replied: Sorry, I am possessed.

18, there was a geography evening self-study. The bell rang and the geography teacher was five minutes late. I sit in the front row. As soon as he entered the classroom, my deskmate and I smelled alcohol, and then we saw that the geography teacher was pink. When the geography teacher came up, he picked up a chalk brush, wrote bit by bit and spoke bit by bit. Soon we were all whispering at the bottom, and the geography teacher seemed to hear us, so he adjusted his glasses and said, "I did drink some wine, but am I right?" Come on, look at this dish. "Suddenly, the whole class was choked by internal injuries. . . .

19, A: You did a good job in the funeral home. How did you get fired? It's my fault for talking too much. A: What's the matter? B: On that occasion, I asked my family nearby how well they had done it.

20. A famous doctor successfully cured an eye disease of a surrealist painter. In order to thank him, the painter sent a picture to the doctor. That painting is a huge eye, and every detail is meticulous, and the portrait of the doctor is drawn in the pupil. The doctor looked at the realistic portrait and said, Thank God! Good thing I'm not an anorectal doctor!

2 1. My friend works in the Civil Affairs Bureau. I met a young couple who came to divorce yesterday (the woman was leaving). After a few words of persuasion, men began to recall and talk about their wives' advantages, sweet little things, past lives and their beautiful plans for the future. Later, the woman held the man in her arms and cried and said that she didn't want to leave. Then the man pushed the woman away and said to my friend, let's go. This bitch has changed so much.

22. Xiaoli wants to cook and asks her mother who is playing mahjong for several barrels of rice. Her mother didn't hear her question and played a card casually: nine barrels. As a result, her family ate this pot of rice for three days.

When someone's wife is ill, please call a doctor to treat her. The doctor came soon and asked, do you have pliers at home? The man hurried to find pliers and said after a while, do you have a hammer? Someone was frightened and asked, what happened to my wife? The doctor said, don't worry, my medicine cabinet hasn't been opened yet!

24. One day, I said to my mother, "Mom, let me help you wash the dishes!" " Mom said, "Hum, if you have nothing to worry about, you must ask me something!" " "I'll pretend to be angry! Mom looked at it and said, "Really? It's okay. Please. Then you can help me wash potatoes and peel them! " I am very happy to say to my mother, "but I want to discuss one thing with you in advance!" " "As a result, my mother didn't look up and said," Well, it's a good thing I didn't buy potatoes today! " "Ginger is old and spicy, alas. ...

25. It rained today. When I got home, my husband asked me how did you come back in such a heavy rain? Me: Nothing, I drove back. Husband: Then why are you still wet? Me: I just followed the car back! It's just ahead. I'll follow it by bike.

26. Neighbor grocer. When the daughter got married, the master of ceremonies pulled the groom to the neighbor and said, now is it time for you to talk to your son-in-law? Neighbor said: I'm still an old saying, that is, if I go out, I won't refund this.

27. My sister works at the bank counter. A young man came to the counter and whispered, please deposit this 1000 yuan in my passbook. My sister also whispered after finishing the business: please take the passbook. The man turned and took a few steps, then turned back to his sister and said, I'm sorry, I have to speak so quietly, or my car will break down when I hear that I have too much money.

28. A man in the office asked today: How old are you this year? Me: 88? Man: Damn it, I can't see. Is it well maintained? Can you tell me what the secret is? I ... . Countless grass mud horses floated by. 88 years old, not 88 years old ... Man: It turned out to be an old aunt. Me: ... can we still talk?

29. When Xiao Wang Gang came home, his mother slapped him: "Say! How to fight with my classmates today! " Xiao Wang was very wronged and said, "I skipped class today and went online." How can I fight with people! " "His voice did not fall, and his mother slapped him:" Your father said that you skipped class today and went online. I still don't believe it. It's true! "Wang is so fucking witty. ...

30. When I was in love, my girlfriend said to me, "If you can rinse the bowl, I will make you feel good at night." I smiled happily and immediately went back to wash the dishes! Sure enough, I had a good time; Unexpectedly, after we got married, my wife still said, "You washed the bowl, so I will consider letting you go at night. Otherwise, you should be careful. . "I smiled happily again! Wash the dishes quickly. . So, my wife is unhappy. Why is this? . . .

Editor's note: My girlfriend made a small mistake today! We had dinner together just now, and she suddenly said to me, "I must be a hot mom in the future." I smiled and said, "We are not married and have no children! How to be a mother? " Unexpectedly, my girlfriend silently said, "Then I'll eat more Chili." Nima, eat more Chili! Is it a hot mom? What an idiot woman. . .

Keeping a promise is love.

1, a beautiful thing, does not belong to those guys waiting for him. Good things belong to those who work hard and never give up.

2, be a faint woman, don't float, don't rush, don't care about flashy things, don't pursue, don't force it. Live your life indifferently, don't be vigorous, just feel at ease.

Sometimes, I wish I could fast forward the time, so that I can see whether the final result is worth it.

4. Keep your promise all your life. This is love.

True love is not simply giving, but also includes proper refusal, timely praise, proper criticism, proper argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort and effective urging.

6. Romance that doesn't belong to you is like a kite tied to a string. No matter how high you fly, when the wind stops, you will always fall. Feelings that don't belong to you are like sand in your hand, no matter how tightly you hold them, there will be a risk of passing away; A heart that doesn't belong to you is like a clockwork. No matter how far you go, you will stop one day.

This is my promise to you. Even if you forget, I will always remember.

8. Because everything happens for a reason, everything happens for a reason. Now that we have done it, what are we talking about?

9. Sometimes, we are not waiting for anyone or anything. We are just waiting for time to change ourselves.

10, when a person matures, why can he only become more cautious? I think it's because of fear of failure. It's always easy for me to forget what I've gained and only remember what I've lost. Frustration piled up very high and destroyed all my confidence until I grew up, and I no longer had the courage to take risks. I spent the first half of my life trying to be an adult. Maybe I should learn how to be a child in the second half.

1 1, people should believe in their talents, don't care too much about what others think, and don't care too much about how others deny their right or wrong; In fact, a person's happiness is what he has been pursuing. As long as he feels happy, it's worth it.

12, the so-called forever is the distance that can never be touched. Despair. I stand here with the horizon in front and the whole decadent world behind me.

13, when two people are together, don't think about whether the other person loves you, because love can't stand thinking. The more I think about it, the more painful it is. One day you will find that love is really not that important. Because there will be a lot of love in your life, and there is only one person who will accompany you to the end. You will get hurt along the way, and some love will become dull memories. In fact, what really needs to be strong is not your shell, but your heart!

14. Some people just leave, and they will not come back after waiting. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are happy. In the blink of an eye, they spent the whole eternity together. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people have worked hard, but nothing can change ... they are not lifelong people, and they can let go without reluctance.

15, "If you love someone for a long time, your heart will get drunk; If you think about someone for a long time, your heart will be broken. " It's true, whether it's love or missing, it's just the material of memories in the end! What people can do is just bury it in their hearts and turn it into an eternal moment in life.

16, slowly, I also learned to let go. It's not that I've changed, it's that there's nothing I can do. I gave up. I can't move.

17, it is the enemy who is happy for your sadness; It is friends who are happy for your happiness; The person who is sad for your sadness is the one who should be kept in mind.

18, some people are very nice, and you really want to fall in love with them, but you just can't. Some people are not so nice, but you just can't help loving them.

19, I used to think that without you, I would have no world, but now that you are gone, my world is still there. It turns out that losing a lover has nothing to do with the world; It turns out that I just can't see the direction clearly for a short time, or I don't want to move forward; It turns out that you hurt me, not because you are good or bad, but because I gave you a chance to hurt. No one can hurt me if I don't want to.

20. quarreling and swearing are all love.